That was sucktastic.

Ashira, 23, she/her, Virgo, INFP, baby witch.

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[moonisneveralone]

The entire female gender huh? 🙄

[rootbeergoddess]

DeAnna doesn’t realize that women can *gasp* enjoy sex!

[bluelightsonblackgirls]

[ojalla]

Even worse some are doing for other black women killed as well

[ithelpstodream]

[fuckkkkkkkktumblah-deactivated2]

that first map tho… damn

[icedcoffeedad]

read the asterisk tho…

[beetnee]

f u c k

[beatrice-otter]

Moral of the story: whenever a Democrat loses an election and people start talking about “well, if only more black women had turned out the Democrat would have won” or whatever, it’s bullshit. The reason Republicans win is always, always, ALWAYS white people! We need to do better!

[markvomit]

[geekandmisandry]

@rippledragon linked this to me and a good time is being had.

[whats-gender]

DM: okay you’re face to face with Goliath and he’s like twice your size

David:... I throw a rock at him with my slingshot

DM: are you sure? This is a fig-

David: I throw a rock at him with my slingshot.

David: *rolls a 20*

DM:...

DM: okay so you kill Goliath

[bananonbinary]

this is so much funnier if you assume the DM is God.

[acciopercyjackson]

@portal-painter

[girlofdogs]

oh to wear a knife strapped against my thigh beneath a silk dress

[milf-maul]

*sighs*... just like yzma

[whitepeopletwitter]

[no-longer-another-bondi-blonde]

[huckleberrywine]

LOL

[debkorvelus]

We need HOAs or some idiots will paint their house purple or put tractor tires in their front yard.  If you want tractor tires, don’t move to a HOA neighborhood.

[captain-snark]

I couldn’t even fathom how horrifying it must be to live somewhere there are...purple houses and and yucky stuff in people’s yards. Thank God I don’t have any real problems like that.

[scrimblobimblobadimbo-deactivat]

listen my Nonna and Nonno live right by a purple house (it’s a nice lilac) and as a kid I was fucking obsessed with it because purple is my favorite color. I’d go nuts whenever we passed by it. Also it had a purple mailbox to match and it blew my mind.

No more HOAs. More purple houses.

[antelopian]

imagine trying to control what someone else can do with or on their own property just because you don't agree with their taste in decor

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

NO MORE HOAs MORE PURPLE HOUSES

[gallusrostromegalus]

Related, becuase I just had to move:  “just don’t move into an HOA” Do you know what a PAIN IN THE ASS it is to find NON-HOA Housing? Very nearly everything in the CO front range that isn’t a rental has an HOA these days!

Short list of the Shit the HOA at my pervious house tried to pull:

Banning personal and community food gardens (The reason the tag for my garden is “The garden of earthly HOA violations”)

Banning people from using thier personal yards as Native Plant Restoration microzones, something that looks gorgeous and is extremely helpful to the local ecology

trying to get the city council to remove protections on adjacent city Open Space/Native Plant restoration zone so they could mow it.

mandating the use of ONE landscaping company in the neighborhood, coinicdentally owned by the HOA president’s son

Mandating the use of an unecessary water purification company on all properties.

suing city animal control for collecting lose dogs and cats and returning them to the addresses on thier collars.  You know. that thing animal control does so the animals don’t get run over or disemboweled by the coyotes or catch and spread rabies.  The thing that’s illegal to let your pet do out here for those reasons Karen.

Suing the city council to remove a city bus stop in the neighborhood that was heavily used by many residents.  They damn near got away with it becuase the HOA meetings were always in the middle of the day on a weekday.  You know, when the residents that use that stop are working.

Sending people letters threatening to fine them for having “Out Of Season” holiday decor.  Specifically targeting my Indian neighbors who were celebrating Diwali, not Christmas and the Jews with visible Menorahs.

Fining people for doing thier own appliance and car repair on thier own personal property

Fining people for operating a business out of thier house, specifically targeting a disabled neighbor that does comission tailoring and garment repair out of her home.  never bothered a soul except the one snoopy bitch who didn’t like that her clients were allowed to park in the tailor’s designated and otherwise unused parking space.

Trying to fine a neighbor for flying a Pride Flag

HOAs are invasive, bigoted, corrupt and cruel institutions that should never have been allowed to be created.  If you live in and HOA area, showing up at the meetings to tell people what the fuck is wrong with them, Joining your HOA board to protect your neighbors and possibly organize the dissolution of the HOA is one of the best things you can do to protect the marginalized members of your community.

FUCK HOAs AND LONG LIVE THE PURPLE HOUSES AND TRACTOR-TIRE GARDENS OF THE WORLD.

[yekkes]

If I was born in the Victorian era I would have fainting spells at least twice daily, maybe three times. For attention and to keep em’ on their toes

[fullmetalfisting]

Realator aka a charlatan with a cheese plate trying to show me some vaulted ceilings. Little man, I know this is a scam. I am here to drink your wine and idyliy comment on the termite damage while watching you sweat. You think you can scam me? I live for deception. I already have your fruit plate in my purse. I’ve stolen the sconces. Adios

[fullmetalfisting]

You think these fraudsters respect the laws of man? You think those bloodless ghouls can even contract a virus? You can get right out of here.

[corknaut]

nuclear post

[ruinsoftheempire-deactivated202]

[dsmsix]

am I your sexiest psychiatric patient be honest

[annabellehectorworldofweird]

[katjohnadams]

THE DREAD GAZEEBO HAS EVOLVED AND BECOME MOBILE

[kazbrekkcr]

Yeah, there we go… you know your audience.

[luorion]

@acciopercyjackson

[elftwink]

doing tasks when u have adhd is ppl is just ppl constantly assuming ur incompetent bc they refuse to listen to how you work or adapt in any way like… imagine you have to clean your house. so you’re like “ok, i have to start by cleaning the bathroom, then the kitchen, then the living room” so you start doing that. and you finish the bathroom and that was a lot of work so you take a break. and THEN someone else is like “why isn’t the house clean” and you’re like “well im working on it but i just got to the bathroom so the rest still isn’t done” and they’re like “???? what do you mean you just got the bathroom done?? why can’t you just clean the house??”

because for you, you have three tasks, and you finished one. but for everyone else, you had one task, and you didn’t even finish that one thing you had to do. and also no matter how much you try to explain how you’re approaching it everyone else is just like “can’t believe you can’t even finish ONE TASK” 

& thats how it is with literally every single thing you have to do ever

[blackwoolncrown]

it’s honestly amazing how much adhd/autism is seen as a problem and we’re instructed to view ourselves as having a difference in executive function when it kind of seems like, many of the times, we’re actually very good at pacing ourselves and savoring moments. Does the house have to be cleaned all at once? Or is it just a space that needs cleaning? Do we have to complete it all in one run to feel any satisfaction? What would it mean for more people to understand that you can enjoy and feel satisfaction all through the process, for every little part, and pause whenever you like? How far has industrialism/capitalism seeped into our worldview that people who know how to pause are seen as ‘divergent’? Do we have a mental problem or are we being punished simply for not being as ‘efficient’ as machines, computers, or slaves?

[james-titbeauteous-kirk]

i will kill a man just to see a Star Trek au fanfiction go on pause for half a chapter while somebody gets called over to the bridge, pauses the holodeck program that the au is being played out in, does the job they were called for, and then they come back and the fic keeps going as if that never happened.

i’m talking like coffee shop au data having to stop an alien attack in his work apron and then go and finish making that latte or something. it never gets brought back up or anything it just happens. 

[animatedamerican]

this is brilliant

[anxietyproblem]