Wayward Son Of The Wasteland

I'm a dude, Star sign is Leo and I enjoy staring into the wind for extended periods of majesty. I have a PHD in Puns. Favourite movies are "The Big Lebowski" And the "Mad Max" movies. I reblog funny things, sad things, cute things and lots of supernatural stuff. You can always message me, I try to make people lives just a bit less painful, we're all in this together. Also I agree with feminism because equality is always right.

[ghosttigersims]

[niyarest]

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[scumbagsblog]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[waitinforthebus-deactivated2020]

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this is the sword of good fortune, may it aid you in your travels. 

[arthoesunshine]

i like to pretend i already died and asked god to send me back to earth so i can swim in lakes again and see mountains and get my heart broken and love my friends and cry so hard in the bathroom and go grocery shopping 1,000 more times. and that i promised i would never forget the miracle of being here

[makomoriz]

Encyclopedia of an Ordinary Life, Amy Krouse Rosenthal

[speedlimit15]

why didn’t gandalf just carry the ring to mordor himself with these tongs

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

[owldude]

why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

[owldude]

what the fuck

[oliviawebsite]

salting my slug (new freaks slang for jacking off(mastourbating))

[facts-i-just-made-up]

A decent biography of the worst military leader since Major Depression.

[rockpapertheodore]

Sometimes self-care is, actually, NOT getting onto the computer and little treats and watching youtube videos. Sometimes those things are self-care, but sometimes they're also avoidant behaviors.

Sometimes self care is waking up and just. Fucking getting in the car. And driving to the bank. And the store. And buying the cat litter. And changing the cat boxes you've been avoiding because your brains been stuck in a hole. And picking up the trash you've been piling up. And getting a load into the wash. And mowing the lawn before the village council sends you a formal complaint and potential-fines warning.

Like its hard and annoying to do because it sucks. It sucks so much. But if I don't start working on this pile of bullshit I've let build up because it stinks and i was stuck in deer-in-headlights mode, I risk letting it turn into fuckery. I do not have the patience for fuckery that I once - foolishly! - thought I had.

[butch-obliterated]

This mentality helped me so much. Framing my "chores" and mundane tasks as self care and something I can do for myself, really helped me. On a good day I feel like I can genuinely enjoy basic to-dos because I get something nice for myself afterwards, even if that nice thing is just a better living environment. And sometimes it's still too hard, and that's okay too.

[greelin]

actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

[greelin]

will report back later on how this goes!

[greelin]

[nessa007]

[gjengangeren]

[orcboxer]

target audience

[facts-i-just-made-up]

The U.S. President’s car has a special refrigerator that always carries 1.5 gallons of blood matching the president’s blood type, and 0.5 gallons of AB positive in case he gets thirsty.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[stuckinapril]

“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health