The Wizard Undergrad

interning for a wretched bog witch. she/they (21)

[junglejim4322]

I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

[balaclava-trismegistus]

if i dont respond to a message from you i can basically guarantee its not because i dislike you. im just getting attacked by imps and shit all the time genuinely.

[willgrahamscock]

can I just log in

[antisocial-author]

Kris experiencing aromantic horror was not on my Chapter 5 bingo card but lo and fucking behold

[aliexpressfindoftheday]

AliExpress find of the day: Banana Boots.

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Banana Boots; -5 Friction on any terrain. While dangerous for the untrained, someone with high enough Dexterity can use them to pull some intricate footwork maneuvers.

[euforri]

[thecatsareinside]

You’ll never believe which official art they have in here

[phlebasthebroenician]

Yahoooooooooo!!!!

[b0nkcreat]

I WANT MILK TEA SO FUCKING BAD

[b0nkcreat]

? milk tea = porn

[freegiftjones]

ok theres been enough of a split opinion on this since i posted about it this morning that i need solid answers. if you reblog put in the tags your answer and where you lived

did your yellow school bus have seatbelts?

Yes

No

didn't ride the bus / not american / results

Voting ended onMay 22

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[thecatsareinside]

Genuinely what the fuck is going on

[aces4aces]

Bet it feels good as fuck to get your hooves trimmed if you're a cow

[girlmuppet]

Do any of u have decent recipes that are like 5 ingredients (not including spices) and take 45 mins or less to prepare i gotta stop eating sandwiches for dinner

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

yeah hang on

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

ignore the title of this google doc because it's a long story but it's a really solid recipe for southwest chicken alfredo

this is a vegetarian potato curry recipe that's about 75% spices; once you get the potatoes in there you can really do whatever you want with it

this is literally just pasta, broccoli, and cheese babey and you can live off that shit for DAYS it makes such a big portion

bro this spinach/pesto/3 cheese flatbread is so fucking tasty bro

also you can make the flatbread yourself it's super quick!!

oh hey I'm eating this white chickpea chili right now, much like the curry it's mostly spices and you can do p much do whatever you want with it

don't let the name fool you these potatoes are delicious any time. not just breakfast.

this is slightly more than five ingredient when you add them together but if you have time and really wanna fuckin treat yourself I recommend these chicken strips + this cornbread + either these potatoes or these buttered veggies on the side.

[dragonforsale]

These are my two favorite comfort foods. They're very easy to make and dont take long to cook.

Garlic butter rice

Orzo mac and cheese (comes out a little bit soupy)

[shadowblinder]

this recipe for gogumabap (sweet potato and rice) saved my life when i couldn't eat hardly anything for a long time. the recipe itself calls for a heavy bottomed pot but you can absolutely use a rice cooker and put the rice and diced sweet potato in together and just let the machine do its thing

[not-available-for-comment]

Time for me to beat my little clown drum again for Indian-ish by Priya Krishna, aka The Easiest Recipes I Have Ever Fucking Made. Dal that takes 15 minutes. Easy aloo gobhi. Easy saag feta. Buy. Cook. Eat.

[yuusaris]

This Bulgolgi rice recipe!

Shred drained extra-firm tofu with a cheese grater (reccomended) or a fork (or however else) and either bake or air fry, times and temps inclused in video.

Make a sauce with half a grated fuji apple (one fuji apple can make this twice, double the size, or provide a snack while you cook), soy sauce, ginger, gochujang, sugar and minced garlic. There are more spices involved if you can afford them, but those are the main ones. I use ground ginger from the bottle instead of grated and i cant taste a difference between them. They can all be measured with a single 1/2 tablespoon used multiple times.

Make rice to go with it -i reccomend getting microwaveable packs of rice to keep the work low and so you dont need to multitask, but its also rice, so if you can babysit a pot of the stuff while cooking, go for it.

Once your tofu is done, mix it well with the sauce and gently fry on a pan if you want it to carmelize, otherwise just making sure its warm all around.

Delicious result, gets a nice texture to the tofu and super easy

[booooones]

splatoon raiders got a release date,,

[i-am-a-fish]

I'm becoming the most unemployable version of myself

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today