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Jeremy Dooley is a fucking good dude.
For those who weren’t aware, Jeremy is spending a little over a week in a hotel to prevent the risk of corona to the rest of his coworkers and their families. He has to be away from his wife and his home for that long.
He is better than a lot of us. This is the full description. Good on him. ❤️
just to add how much he dislikes this for himself but is doing it out of the good of his heart
My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition
Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry
This is him
Cute, right?
Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.
So far, Barry has been found
On our dining room table
On my dad's side of my parents' bed
In my parents' closet
Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)
Near the kitchen door
Near my fucking bed
At the bottom of my sister's stairwell
In our bathroom
And down the hallway
This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"
My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.
Update:
He found his way into my sister's room.
And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.
Holy fuck this doll is creepy
Another update:
The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust
vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose
Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose
Ahhh-AAAHHHH FUCK
-Ryan Haywood talking about a near death experience with a tornado.
Yes, I spent all morning doing this. No I don’t regret it.
Video belongs to RoosterTeeth, Audio belongs to Nickelodeon
Lindsay judging Ryan in the new TTT video is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.
the signs crushing
Just tells them: Leo, Gemini, Sagittarius, Taurus. Teases the hell out of them: Scorpio, Aquarius, Libra, Aries.
Never does anything and just lives in a personal living hell: Cancer, Capricorn, Pisces, Virgo.
full offence but i would die for jeremy dooley
so cherryraindrops made the hilarious idea that one unlucky mugger chose a very unlucky car to try to mug and steal only to find death and destruction in the front seats
whenever ryan does cute shit in a gta video i always find it so funny thinking about it from an in universe civilians point of view
ryans car spins off of michaels car at one point during the newest vid and he goes "wheeee!" and if you were a citizen just trying to pass by and you hear from the notoriously terrifying vagabond of the fake ah crews car fucking "wheeee!" i think thatd b just the funniest fucking shit ever
funniest thing about it No One would fucking believe you dgdjgdjhdg
Jeremy on stream ft Booker • 11/11/19
Rimmy Tim of the Fake AH Crew
Lovely boy taunting his tourmenters on the neon moonball wall.
Kill yourself you piece of shit.
Joke’s on you. I have untreated depression because I have no insurance (among other things). I go through my daily life just trying to convince myself to get out of bed. But sure, anonymous other half of this conversation. I’ll kill myself. Just for you. Okay, so the back half of that was sarcasm, but seriously. Untreated depression. Telling someone to kill themselves. Not a good combo, so, maybe stop doing that shit.I know this is about Freya and it’s probably about something I said, but you know what I didn’t do last night?I never, not once told anyone to kill themselves. I called someone out for problematic behavior in the hopes they’d learn from it (and apparently it’s not the first time they’ve done this shit so yanno, they probably won’t) but I never, not once, told Freya to kill themself. Everything I’ve said is literally on my page. Whoever you are, you’ve crossed a line here. Suicide is a HUGE issue. It’s something I grapple with EVERY day. It’s something other people grapple with every day. Telling someone to kill themselves is nothing to joke about. You don’t know what the person is going through. You don’t know if they’re on the precipice of doing it anyway. You could be that last push someone needs to actually follow through. I saw depression take two of my heroes last year. Chester Bennington and Chris Cornell. It’s not a joke. Telling someone to kill themselves is not a fucking joke. so, you know. The only piece of hot ass garbage I see here right now is you, anon. And I could have been a bigger dick replying to this than I already am, so consider this a favor. And if any of my followers are reading this - don’t be me. If you have insurance or a way to seek treatment, please do it. You’re lovely and you deserve to be happy. If they say Who cares if one more light goes out?Well I do.To the anon who left this message to me - I hope you grow up.
IT’S NOT ‘PEEKED’ MY INTEREST
OR ‘PEAKED’
BUT PIQUED
‘PIQUED MY INTEREST’
THIS HAS BEEN A CAPSLOCK PSA
THIS IS ACTUALLY REALLY USEFUL THANK YOU
ADDITIONALLY:
YOU ARE NOT ‘PHASED’. YOU ARE ‘FAZED.’
IF IT HAS BEEN A VERY LONG DAY, YOU ARE ‘WEARY’. IF SOMEONE IS ACTING IN A WAY THAT MAKES YOU SUSPICIOUS, YOU ARE ‘WARY’.
ALL IN ‘DUE’ TIME, NOT ‘DO’ TIME
‘PER SE’ NOT ‘PER SAY’
THANK YOU
BREATHE - THE VERB FORM IN PRESENT TENSE
BREATH - THE NOUN FORM
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE
WANDER - TO WALK ABOUT AIMLESSLY
WONDER - TO THINK OF IN A DREAMLIKE AND/OR WISTFUL MANNER
THEY ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE (but one’s mind can wander)
DEFIANT - RESISTANT DEFINITE - CERTAIN
WANTON - DELIBERATE AND UNPROVOKED ACTION (ALSO AN ARCHAIC TERM FOR A PROMISCUOUS WOMAN)
WONTON - IT’S A DUMPLING THAT’S ALL IT IS IT’S A FUCKING DUMPLING
BAWL- TO SOB/CRY
BALL- A FUCKING BALL
YOU CANNOT “BALL” YOUR EYES OUT
AND FOR FUCK’S SAKE, IT’S NOT “SIKE”; IT’S “PSYCH”. AS IN “I PSYCHED YOU OUT”; BECAUSE YOU MOMENTARILY MADE SOMEONE BELIEVE SOMETHING THAT WASN’T TRUE.
THANK YOU.
*slams reblog*
IT’S ‘MIGHT AS WELL’. ‘MIND AS WELL’ DOES NOT MAKE GRAMMATICAL SENSE.
SLEIGHT - DEXTERITY, ARTIFICE, CRAFT (FROM ‘SLY’) SLIGHT - VERY LITTLE, FRAIL, DELICATE
IT’S ‘SLEIGHT OF HAND’.
DISCRETE - SEPARATE, DISTINCT, PARTED
DISCREET - SUBTLE, STEALTHY, DIPLOMATIC
AND TO CONTINUE THE OP’S THEME
IT’S SNEAK PEEK
NOT SNEAK PEAK
A SNEAK PEAK WOULD BE A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE
THEY ARE VERY LARGE AND WOULD FIND THIS GENERALLY DIFFICULT
THANK
(OH AND ONE OTHER THING
BULLION = PRECIOUS METAL
BOUILLON = STOCK, FROM THE FRENCH “BOUILLER,” TO BOIL)
SHUDDER:
SHUTTER:
NOT SAME NOT SAME
sleight of hand: magic tricks slight of hand: President-Elect
I love this post so much oh my god 😂
“A MOUNTAIN ENGAGED IN ESPIONAGE” I’m losing my shit
OK, THANK YOU VERY MUCH
I COULDNT CARE LESS not I COULD CARE LESS bc couldn’t means you care so little you’ve hit rock bottom of not giving a fuck and you can’t sink any lower but could means there is room for you to care less implying you care in the first place
The other day I saw (in a best selling novel for fuck’s sake) someone say “you have a flare for the…” when they meant “flair” and I fucking PLOTZED.
I know I’ve added lots to this in prior reblogs, but I’m gonna add something again, just because.
“If you THINK xyz, then you have another THINK coming.” Thing makes no sense here. Even some of my favorite fic writers are guilty of this one.
You BARE your soul. You BEAR a weight. Very different.
You can’t ball your eyes out…but you can melon ball them….
AFFECT: The Action. For example, I punch you in the face for getting these two words mixed up.
EFFECT: The End result. For example, you crying because I punched you in the face.
MORE EXAMPLES: “The people in the city were affected greatly by the war. The effects of this included famine, widespread disease, high numbers of causalities, and a record number of civilian fatalities.”
“The dog in the room had a positive effect on every person in there. Even Alyssa, who usually hated animals, seemed to be affected by its presence, and smiled when I glanced in her direction.”
ROGUE - noun
1.a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.
2.a playfully mischievous person; scamp:The youngest boys are little rogues.
3.a tramp or vagabond.
ROUGE - noun
1.any of various red cosmetics for coloring the cheeks or lips.
2.a reddish powder, chiefly ferric oxide, used for polishing metal, glass,etc.
Yes, while there’s a certain element of logic to a “Rouge Vampire” - the makeup would help disguise the deathly pallor, somehow I don’t think that’s what you meant to say!
IT’S SUBCONSCIOUS, NOT UNCONCIOUS. PEOPLE AREN’T SLEEPWALKING EVERYWHERE.
This gets better every fucking TIME! 😂😂😂
Also you BAIT a fish hook.
When you are in suspense you wait with BATED breath.
Please stop sticking dead worms in y'all mouths. Nasty.
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