EVIL Objectum Sideblog

THE objectum Colress and Colress/Plasma Frigate shipper guy Too embarrassed to post obejctum stuff on main lol so I made a side blog He/it I am attracted to various objects and Colress - Occasional suggestive content - - NOT POSIC -

[jabberwick]

Happy Pride to my little queer objectum freaks out there

[unethicalexperimentation]

I passed out like 5 times but here's your Colress 👍

Jokes aside, I wanna start going through and drawing a lot of Colress' panels from pokespe for practice reasons - so I've started this one for... obvious reasons

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[achromaticlover]

I'm clawing at my enclosure as we speak

[achromaticlover]

Happy pride month go kiss your objects go kiss your fictional others go watch your fictional other make out with objects

[tarnationafterdark]

[donutboxers]

an electricity objectum flag (wires, electrical panels/fuse boxes, outlets, plugs, electricity itself) for a ko-fi supporter

bonus version and outlet separately

[achromaticlover]

More HCs - specifically between the Plasma Frigate (it/she) and Colress

He considers her to be his first real (object) partner. While he's had fleeting relationships / attractions to people and objects previously - this is the one he's had the strongest and longest

The main reason Colress never got very physically / romantically affection was mainly due to grunts, the sages, or Ghetsis being around

it's also because it's incredibly awkward to be physical with a huge ship - most things that could be reached + caressed are often very delicate

Because of this, both the initial creation and any time she needs maintenance / cleaning is the only times he was really able to be intimate with her. Other than that, he stuck to strictly fantasizing about it.

He has many regrets regarding her handling and abandonment post-B2W2 in Alola but can't / won't remake her for ship-of-theseus-esc reasons and risk of getting arrested

He gets very excited when he gets to talk about her - could go on for hours about her intricacies and functions

[achromaticlover]

I HATE that my current interest is AI and how it works.

No. I hate AI art. I think how we currently go about generative AI is incredibly harmful and shitty but also AGH everything about how it functions and how it's trained is just so cool - because you're telling me a computer can do all of that?? To an extent where it's common for people to confuse them as human?

It just sucks that with how AI is now, there's not really a way to make it "ethical" without building it from the ground up because almost all of it is built on plagiarism and is absolutely horrid for the environment.

[xx-sw4gg0t-xx]

an inanimate attraction. 🖥️🔌

[voidboyvyncent]

people will say "hear me out" to an inanimate object but being objectum is "too woke" for them

[unethicalexperimentation]

Speaking of USUM and Colress. The fact that USUM implies the existence of a second, possibly-still-affiliated-with-Team-Plasma alternate universe colress. Okay. I'm going to pass out.

[gl1tzygl0ck]

Zanka THE goat of objectun

[infrastructurepervert]

dreamy sigh

[mandi-bul]

They get me always

[jaybir-the-sillie]

everytime i see like a small corner or room filled up with all kinds of panels and knobs and switches and buttons it just takes my breath away. i love all the messy wires and the screens and everything about this just looks perfect to me... i just really love big complicated machines okay? their so beautiful

[killdroidlicker67]

WHEN I SAY I WANT AN AI PARTNER I DON'T MEAN THE WATER WASTING ANIME GIRLS WITH GIANT FUCKING TITS I WANT AN EVIL AI BOYFRIEND WHO WAS PROGRAMMED TO KILL!!! KILL!!! NOT FUCK!!!

[a-l-e-i-s-t-e-r]

I've been having fun with signs, today.

[achromaticlover]

Dirty jobs, you say?

[achromaticlover]

I'm going to get whoever wrote this article