Piss Jester

• Oh hello again • 18+ •

[acidicjester]

back back back again with a rebrand because i want to interact with some omo/watersports folks on here off anon

• this blog is 18+, under 18s dni

• name: Jester

• age: mid 20s

• omo ao3 is CitrusRot ;) (i have another 2 for rpf and non rpf but they’re my little secret for now)

• currently focused on f1 so if you’re against rpf please ignore (also into like so many fandoms like fuck me im in them all)

• i will post about not just piss promise

• i’ll try not abandon this blog again

[rawstrappen]

[pangur-and-grim]

I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[funnyao3tags]

Cheaper than therapy

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[87ollie-f1]

[hanquality]

pre-season testing landoscar piss fic featuring the 2026 mclaren racing suit

1k words, chapter 1/?

"Should probably do a bit of pre-season testing with the new one, then," Oscar jokes. Lando thinks for a moment, then nods. "Yeah. Good thinking, Osc." "Wait, seriously?" Oscar asks, unable to tell if that was a joke, too. If Lando seriously just implied he would test out the pissability of their new racing suit.

[hanquality]

chapter 6/6 posted, another piss fic completed!!!!

[comfortfrogblog]

[eldritchthorror]

This is good but sometimes I also just:

[inthevasoline]

guys what should my 10,000th post be

[inthevasoline]

im so fucking stupid

[ginger-crvsh]

i'm crying laughing this is so funny

[snowkissedmonsters]

Also on age verification: I have been on this website since 2011. Unless you think I started blogging at age 2, you KNOW I'm an adult.

[dreamerinsilico]

#the fact that 'can prove access to an online account at least 12 years old' or even 'account to be verified is itself fully 18 years old'#AREN'T accepted methods of age verification is such a telling sign of what the real purpose of age-gating laws is:#data harvesting and deanonymization and the buildout of state-controllable ways to restrict both content and internet access itself en masse (via @shinelikethunder )

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[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

everybody say thank you ao3

[radioactive-earthshine]

Not sure why it's a new trend among fic readers to assume if the fic has not been posted within the week it's inappropriate to comment on it, like the fic has to be hot out of the oven to give feedback for.

I got a comment on a fic that is less than a year old and it was mostly an apology for being a comment on an "old fic" and how late they were in commenting.

Just comment on the fic. Doesn't matter how old it is.

[64mpg]

u can just do whatever at any age all of the time nobody cares except teenagers

[64mpg]

teenager will be like ur 40 with a hobby ? 💀 that’s sad <- nobody else thinks this way though they are just going through some stuff

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

nobody “writes like ai” as long as they write, then they write. period. there’s no “writing like ai”. because by saying someone “writes like ai”, you’re implying that ai actually writes and that ai is the blueprint. but what ai does is mimic human-made works.

ai writes (aka they’re mimicking) like humans. not the other way around.

saying “this writer writes like ai” is the equivalent of saying “your work looks like those other works that copied yours”

[grungixfungix]

Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

[woodwool]

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

[woodwool]

a professional i am paying money doesnt show up w zero communication and IM the one who has to feel guilty for having to call him and ask whats going on. because when i was a little kid i would get yelled at for nagging. joke world

[omowhimper]

stubborn prideful sub who is on their knees with their hands tied behind their back. except they have to go so so bad that they gave up the nonchalant act about ten minutes ago when the leaks started pouring into their underwear.

they've probably given up asking to use the bathroom at this point - they know they won't be able to even stand up, let alone walk to the toilet - so they've been begging for permission to just wet themselves.

frantically squirming, trying to get one knee over the other, rocking back and forth, leaks still forcing their way out. their dom forcing their boot between the sub's knees, pushing their thighs apart.

their dom asks if they're leaking. telling their pretty little sub to open their legs so they can check. sub, completely unable to hold it anymore, ashamedly and frantically admitting that they're not just leaking, but genuinely peeing their pants full force.

peeing so hard that it's hissing, traveling down their inseam, getting on their dom's boot. moaning in relief and slumping with their forehead against their dom's knee to hide how red their face is as they flood their pants.