[meanplastic]

[dorfs]

why is this so fucking funny

[meanplastic]

[freshouttathedryer]

Somebody would have to fight me

[localstarboy]

“wyd after work”

sleeping for work tomorrow

[left-reminders]

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

the best feeling is when you make a joke and people just respond with your name

[shortvideosandstuff]

[memewhore]

[verysarcasticandhungry-deactiva]

HAHAHASAAHAHAAH

[ilovemusicalyy]

[tyleroakley]

i can’t stop thinking about this

[madejsbridge]

[cockyhorror]

I keep going back to watch this video it just captures my sense of humour perfectly

[shanexrayn]

Demön

[pettyartist]

When an NPC warns chaotic-aligned players to not do something

[buzzfeed]

I lose it at the cheerful “Fuck you, Goat-Man!” every damn time.

[followthebluebell]

Millennials are treating pets like 'their firstborn child,' and it's reportedly causing problems for some of the best-known pet food brands

Many millennials are becoming pet owners instead of having kids, and they're buying premium products.

good job, guys, we’re killing the shitty pet food industry this time.  it can’t POSSIBLY be that we just recognized Gravy Train or Kibbles and Bits for being piss poor food choices; no, we’re just treating our pets too nicely. 

[solsticexolos-deactivated202407]

Best news I’ve heard yet

[screwyouandrew]

God damn millenials and their-

*shuffles deck*

feeding their animals high quality food

[showerthoughtsofficial]

Trees live underground and use the above-ground part as a snorkel.

[wildlyunlikelybabe]

I fucking guess

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

a collection of underrated tweets, part 3

(the series)

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[fishmalazahn]

[angelchangsta]

I would have a LOT less anxiety about responding to emails if all email interactions were like this

[gaysyriidley-deactivated2022112]

The Haunting Of Hill House (Dir. Mike Flanagan 2018)

[sleepcountryusa-deactivated2016]

[lucid-dreemurr]

me: immune system why do i have a fever

immune system: well the bacteria can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long so i thought i’d raise the temperature to kill them off!

me: 

immune system:

me: 

immune system:

me: we also can’t survive outside 37 degrees for long

immune system: