Death Before Ohio

I'm Ben, and I'm really sad that orcs aren't real. 31 | MI | He/Him

[segamascott]

[eelsabound]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

[eelsabound]

[thatsyrupdrinker]

using google keyboard alchemy to create the most beautiful world possible

being alive with mama

[sandmandaddy69]

[frozenspots]

huggable boy!..

[everythingfox]

The wolf is so done with the fox’s bs 😂

[evilkillerpoptarts]

Foxes are cat software being run on dog hardware.  Clearly this fox is operating on the Kitten OS.

[misselaineofoz]

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

[unfollovving]

Mozilla FireFox @ Internet Explorer

[deepestfirefun]

[himynameisemail]

New pope who this?

[the-rainbow-of-doom]

me: saving a file locally any program: hii 😏save it on the cloud... 😫🫠hey did you know we have a cloud service??😳🤤 hey🥺. you want to save locally 😫😭but pleassse upload. 🫠😫😫omg our service now includes😈 online sevicr😏👄. upload it to 🤤clowud👄..we have a 👀 cloud🤤🥺🥺. give it to me Rachel😳😫hey! 😘 look!!👀👀 online servbive .save it on 💦 our 💦 server💦🥺🥺 😈. oww m g 👉🏻👈🏻pleasss😳🥴 uploard your fileee on our cloud service😭😩. it's so good!!😵‍💫 give it to mmmeee 😫🥺 do it.👄 noo 😮not locally🥴😭😭. use our 😘online servjceeee👉🏻👈🏻😩

[himynameisemail]

[godshideouscreation]

[theofficialpresidentoftheusa]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

[leroleroart]

Depression comic

[theconcealedweapon]

[mousegirlheart]

please dont turn me into a mega blocks i dont want to be a mega blocks

[mousegirlheart]

actually this is fine. i dont care anymore.

[jame7t]

there are great, lumbering things in the dark. shapes indistinct with terrible potential. but they could be gay as fuck

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[clunchwarp-supreme]

look at the excitement in his body language

[theoneofwhomisblue]

Mouse MD

[owlservice]

He needs mouse bites to live

[ducktoothcollection]

Mice seen giving 'first aid' to unconscious companions

Young mice seemingly attempt to revive an anaesthetised cage mate by grooming and biting it and will even pull aside the tongue to clear its

thanks @snagely!

[magnificent-buckless-butt]

Only on Tumblr can I learn how to do cpr to a mouse