I Have a Problem

part time student full time nerd

[snydog17]

they love me because I be saying shit like alas and perchance

[snydog17]

last night I said 'how fortuitous' unironically

[actually-rj]

me when I hit my coworkers with a mayhaps in the company teams chat

[froheas]

The Raven boys (i’ll draw Blue and Noah soon)

[916gawd-deactivated20190411]

Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

[unfortunatelymerlin]

bbc merlin has a lot of faults but i do think the way they blithely ignored the existence of christianity was very funny of them

[beautifulscreaminglady]

#just a near total complete absence of any sign of christianity whatsoever. it's actually impressive.#in their arthuriana! they deleted christianity from their arthuriana!!!!#'old religion' they said. and then simply said nothing of a new religion

[thebeetleb0y]

Watching TikTok try and rewrite fandom history by saying fandom culture was created by teenage girls makes me eye twitch to an extent I’ve never felt it twitch before. The middle aged women printing out Spirk erotica to share with each other in the 1900s did not die for this!!!! How dare you erase our important historic moments!!! You would be nowhere without the 30 year old women who dedicated their free time to making these spaces happen. Put some respect on their names!!!!

[tench]

[kipikko]

i love watching critical role because i always know ashley johnson is watching critical role with me

[mitrakats]

happy valentine’s day 💖💖💖💖

[henlo-art]

I saw this interview and my mind went immediately: yea. Those are absolutely Dick (🥰) and Jason (🫩)

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[chryza]

Debating silently showing this to one of the flight attendants while boarding

[chryza]

I SHOWED IT TO MY FLIGHT ATTENDANT WHEN HE GAVE ME MY COOKIES AND HE LAUGHED SO HARD HE TOOK MY PHONE TO SHOW IT TO THE OTHER FLIGHT ATTENDANT

[zandergb]

[astromechapunk]

This is how it's done:

[throo]

And this is how you homage it:

[everydayconman]

Literally less than a year ago we were adding cool spins to it like “Sliding Up Tokyo Tower” how did we downgrade so hard?

[crimsoncadmium]

We even got live action slide

[bellatrixmelody]

The slide in the first post bothers the fuck out of me because he’s using his right leg to slide on the ground.

So, I ride a motorcycle and I know at least the theory of doing a power slide (still cool but you don’t slide nearly so much and you need a pretty light bike to do it most of the time). You have to lock the back wheel until your back wheel looses grip on the road and then turn sharply to the left. Rear wheel slides and the front wheel turns.

But how do you lock the back wheel you might ask? Well with your rear break of course.

WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY UNDER YOUR RIGHT FOOT! How the FUCK is he locking the back wheel, with his shifter on his left foot??? Not possible. The creators of Akira knew it, and so did everyone that homaged it. The post above gets it right even if he’s likely on a slider and being pulled back.

[vespertinecat]

This is why I love tumblr. Where else could I find gifs of back to back tribute references and a perfect explanation of why the above doesn't work and how you would need to do everything to ideally execute to move in question? Thank you for explaining, fellow tumblr friend.

[carolinskyy]

the biggest problem with it is the fact that theres no sense of momentum at all, the bike looks like its going at about walking speed and theres no sparks or dust or anything, and the gratuitous slow mo just kills any momentum even further

[cassafrasscr]

I won this rubber duck at an arcade over the weekend...

...So I turned it into an Ashton duck. 😂

[sunhowler]

whoever decided to turn daisy bell into a spooky dookie creepypasta song is fucking evil. that computer was brave enough to sing us a delightful little song and you do THIS to him? thats hatsune mikus grandpa dude. fuck you

[garfield-69]

Miku family reunion

[earlgraytay]

for today's lucky 10,000, here's the song that OP is talking about

it is genuinely sweet and charming and I'm so glad to have googled it

[13lizardsinatrenchcoat]

The meme is funny, but Miku's grandpa (the IBM 7094) actually looked like this:

He took up 2,000+ square feet and helped with NASA's "Saturn" flights.

Look how big and clunky he is. He had to work really hard to sing that song ;_; please appreciate him.

[rukafais]

if you want to feel emotions here’s a combination of the IBM704 and Hatsune Miku singing Daisy Bell as a duet

[mushtoons]

sorry i wanted to draw miku singing with her grandpa 🥺

[championofdogs]

saw a post about this earlier but it made me think: tumblr really is the only social media site where I go on and have a good time and then carry on with my day. I know it's completely curated because there are some awful people here but that (the curation) in itself is a privilege of the site. Every other social media site is designed to make you angry for more engagement

[silly-little-pal]

[actually-rj]

didn’t open this app yesterday but I love how this was waiting at the top of my feed regardless 🫶

[the-diabolic-acid]

crazy day for the chronically online in middle school community