It Is Tho

i reblog random stuff like once a month maybe. expect mostly project moon. he/him. late 20s.

[mombodryoshu]

a super specific scenario that's kind of been nursed in my head since launch is meur's verdict comes from the rest of the sinners coming up to appeal in his defense but his perceived aloof, closed off, and reserved nature means none of them can give an adequate testimony of his humanity to n corp

[drangel76]

love or hate flowery you cannot deny his impact on the vocal stimming community. his jarona

[drangel76]

everyone has replied to this with a completely different voice clip

[drangel76]

special mention to everyone ive seen quoting that one floradinn "and i been liiiiiiickin it"

[mewsmeme]

cant stop thinking about rien kris,,, original idea by dhmii

[gygesiv]

wait this is a 6 coin skill

[actuallyred]

most fucked up thing about HoS Ryoshu is in fact that we dont even have all the death effects yet. what the hell is she going to get when she teamkills Valencina. can you imagine she just gets a variant of precog. i can feel it in my bones all of the HoS units will drop and the following morning RR6 will have a world record run

[gygesiv]

precognition would be funny, but i think the even funnier option would be to pull a lord lu/wei sang and turn her into a tremor id

make her inflict tremor on crit, burst tremor on clash win, and convert it to tremor scorch with her s3; let her become the best tremor id in the game despite not being a tremor id

[actuallyred]

yknow a part of me was also wanted to enable scorch with her, but i figure "there's no way they let her get a passive that effectively turns her into a completely different archetype, right?" and then riensang happened, who has furioso btw, and now his best use is becoming soup for ryoshu. how does kim do it...

[gygesiv]

wait this is a 6 coin skill

[actuallyred]

most fucked up thing about HoS Ryoshu is in fact that we dont even have all the death effects yet. what the hell is she going to get when she teamkills Valencina. can you imagine she just gets a variant of precog. i can feel it in my bones all of the HoS units will drop and the following morning RR6 will have a world record run

[actuallyred]

seeing agony and despair on my limbus feed following HoS Ryoshu releasing so: J370432044 ive got everythang :)

[loveridden1999]

i am not going to lie i quite enjoy talking to myself out loud like a weirdo

[healrosie]

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

[giant-rat]

sorry girl we’re all fucked

[kaynamations]

abstracting them and torturing them for fun yayayayaya

[chilipepperconverse]

posts i can only make today

[t0m0w0]

Had a vision

[artistoons-blog-thing]

I had to

(original from an edit of Tails Gets Trolled by @/sickjacket)

[actuallyred]

this not-vespa fellow is pretty good :)

[rhiotta]

Ole McMuffet had a corporate restaurant.

I've had this oddly specific image of Muffet working at McDonalds in my head for nearly 10 years, but no reason to really draw about it. The plot to get there is Kris Deltarune committing manslaughter at the McDonalds, obviously. Any resemblance to real Health Inspectors is coincidental.

I broke my original post order plans to get this on time for Valentines Season cuz it's always Valentines Day somewhere. Enjoy more out of order jokes.

Someone out there's playing Health Inspector Simulator (badly).

(Do you guys also remember when McDonalds had Mario Party 3? The controllers were almost always busted, but it was pretty dope.)

Does Ralsei know what McDonalds is.

[dreamywoolendaze]

Ran back to this post after seeing how my chicken tender was shaped

[boxdwellerstuck]

live reacting to this kit being dropped one page at a time in a few servers. everyone's losing their minds. like, we're looking at it. we're looking at the same kit. this is his actual kit, from the official account, that's not even the capstone id that's nine coins not even reuses that's nine coins. everyone's completely starstruck. we all stopped talking for like 5 minutes just in awe of this identity

not even the capstone identity, what is ryoshu doing

[actuallyred]

The Rien ID is absurd for so many reasons. The insane amount of damage ups, 100% unbreakable coins once the ramp-up is done, being a poise identity period (and if you roll a scythe you just crit anyway). People are Lei Henging themselves here by focusing on the ~9 Unbreakable Coins~ which IS nuts, to be fair, but they could outright remove Furioso from his kit and he'd still be one of the best units in the game.

At max Grace and ergo Unlock, and with his sin requirements met (insanely easy), he gets so many different damage ups just for existing it's ridiculous.

Tested against Lei Heng, a fight where you get to trigger any stagger conditionals immediately since Lei kicks your teeth in round 1 and then Chesed happens. You're incentivized to let Riensang get staggered on purpose before your first Furioso to take advantage of Indulgence in Prescripts.

A friend of a friend got a 40 turner on Railway 5 without resets immediately after getting him. Four-hundred Roses died in 2 turns.

I have no idea what they're going to do that isn't just Heishous/Lord Hong Lu 2.0 for Ryoshu's capstone. Genuinely stumped. Walpurgis should be soon, we still have the other Nursefathers and apprentices to go. Imagine having to follow up this identity. Oof.

[aquariiy00m]

❤️

[huaide]

i was supposed to clean this years ago and never did but i keep thinking about this joke