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we're not kids anymore.
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Peter Solarz

#extradirty

shark vs the universe
$LAYYYTER
trying on a metaphor

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@actuallyskippyjones
Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i donāt have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ā¢
I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me.
FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE.Ā
When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table was supposed to fall. But Jim Carrey did it so expertly, all of the objects stayed right where they were! So the Grinch running back and messing everything up was improvised by Jim =) Ā
THATāS AWESOME Also I love the push of the table itās so extra itās great
This movie is a classic and Iāll fight anyone who disagrees
It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean
If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water
(This also partially applies to whales)
They were what now?
Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk
Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etcā¦
Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (theĀ āhell pigā) and Andrewsarchus.
The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.
(Illustration byĀ julio lacerda)
(illustration by Tiffany Turill)
Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.
Itās important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air
I just realized the Special Credits of Kingdom Hearts 2.8 suffer two massive glitches:
- No Terraqua - No Rikushi.
Please patch these bugs Square.
Rewatching DD and in episode K9 Quarry a radom rabbit said Bugs turned down the cameo.
Considering the time of LT: Back In Action and this episode, maybe Bugs turned it down because�
Fox News shocked that Harvard students think the US is a greater threat to world peace than ISIS. Students who donāt agree with Fox are ātwistedā, elitist and wrong apparently.Ā
Source
Next Gen STAND UP
Did they miss the part where these kids said that ISIS wouldnāt exist without Imperialist intervention in areas like the Middle East? (Iām not singling out America because Iām British and weāve been fucking up the world since long before America has)
I love how the Harvard students give strong arguments on why the U.S. (and its allies, of course, such as Canada and Western Europe) is one of the biggest threats to world peace and all Fox News can say is āthisāthis is just a FADā
more demonslayer nonsense
#Inktober day 15! Ashi!
Yea
I donāt even know how to fucking describe the raw power and energy I felt from this god damn video itās like someone grabbed me by my fuckin brain and launched it into the astroid belt where every part of my being begins to be torn apart and put back together again only to be floating in a never ending space cloud of dreams before I came back to my god forsaken human body
I went to get some cereal and I saw this picture on the back of the box
Iām not good at Photoshop, but please. Someone who is, please do it. You know exactly what Iām talking about, you see him there, on the end
A dude who used to hang out at my grandpas house is on american idol right now Iām really confused and not sure whats going on
everything is connected randy.
His name is billy-bob, they said no and Iām 99% sure Iāve seen a photo of him naked in the driveway with a cow skull over his dick and Iām still having a hard time coming to terms with having to type this outĀ
it,s really him and i feel like im about to pass out
I foudn the photoĀ
I like how everybody is paired off haha
#this looks more like an awkward sixth grade slow dance than it does hockey
I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY THIS HAPPENS. You see this all the time when thereās a fight or a scrum and suddenly everyone pairs up with a member of the opposite team and they just sort of ā¦hold each other.
Someone on reddit asked about it. And it turns out thereās a logical-ish reason:
all of the other players pair off with their man to prevent anyone else entering into the fight ⦠so itās a form of self policing.Ā
[ā¦]Ā The players basically want to prevent 2 on 1, etc. fights and by finding a āhuggingā partner so thereās no ganging up on one guy, even on accident. They do it because itās fair. And itās kind of cute sometimes.
so now we know! itās fairā¦and cute.
Aw best part is no ones left out at this dance
#hockey hugs #more or less #:))))))))Ā #whereās that one of Karlsson and Mike Green #that oneās priceless
=DDD
NHL: You need to prevent other playerās from joining in the fight, make sure to hold them back
Hockey players, hugging: Got it.
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Just in case yall wondering what our childhood fave has been up too
all this time heās been singing beautiful sole and we just didnāt know it