nothing to write home about

[actualrealbird]

Maybe my inner child needs healing but my inner 19 year old needs it more

[disappearinvisible]

[thunderthightning-deactivated20]

i was playing scrabble and i had a B, U, R, G, E, and R and i thought “aha burger, one who burgs, but my mom will never accept that as a word” but then i remembered burger is actually a word

[lifewasted]

one time I played the word “am” and I thought, they can totally let that slide because of AM radio and A.M time.

then i remembered 

[undefindatawsome]

Scrabble does things to your mind that you can never come back from.

[mypartnersaysimcute]

I once was playing and put down ‘cow’ but in my mind I was saying it so it rhymed with ‘crow’ and I told my friend that it might not be a real word but I’m playing it and he can’t stop me and he looked me right in the eye and said it like how ‘cow’ is supposed to be said and I was so mad at myself I nearly flipped the board.

[savanacondadont]

My brother played the word ‘scrabble’ and my mom said, “I actually don’t think that’s a word.” And I said, “yes it is? ‘scrabbled eggs’???”

[daloy-politsey-deactivated20171]

Some facts:

1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.

[thelordfool]

4) black Americans invented rock and roll.

[swanboulet]

5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre. 

[iwonthepageant]

[lovlae]

these really launched me into another dimension

[gumch]

REPTILES ARE BACK

[gumch]

*REPLIES

[catbountry]

[”The Boys are Back in Town” starts playing]

[egryt]

*is the heathen of the family*

[fuks]

[jncoes]

there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement 

[seekers-whoarelovers-deactivate]

isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism

[mallcore]

This post is slowly killing me

[actualrealbird]

shall I compare thee to a soulja boy?

[zagreus]

watch this video and then try to tell me there is a god

[penny-anna]

The best part is when he turns the minion to face the camera & for a moment you think the minion is talking

[sinbadism]

how is this not intentional comedy

[heroponchris]

I’m here, I’m queer, and I’m shopping at Robert Dyas 

[airframeextender]

June 7th, 1942: Edward Hopper completes his best known painting, the seminal Nighthawks. When asked by a Chicago Tribute reporter about the philosophical meaning behind the diner having no clearly visible exits Hopper responded, “Shit. Fuck. I did it again. Goddamnit. Fuck. Not again. I did it again. Shit.” and slammed his hat on his leg.

[hyperbolicker-blog]

how does this only have 150 notes

[scarvenrot]

I fucking laughed so hard at this all artists are hilarious

[wintcrwind]

I have had this scheduled since december

[airframeextender]

oh its that day again

[lolawashere-deactivated20240904]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out

[sassafrassatrash-blog]

Let me say to all the skeptics out there, as someone who has recently left the hell pit that is walmart, this is a real fucking question and when I asked about it i was told there’d been an ‘incident at corporate’.

[xeppeli]

this is still the best addition to this post

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

throwback to when someone blatantly lied on my own obviously fake walmart application post

[teenagerposts]

why he do dat

[canape-official]

[m1911s-and-power-rises]

Just literally handed everyone an L.

Legend

[iicarys]

straight man: *speaks*

me and the only other gay person in class:

[mexicanjesuschrist-deactivated2]

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

omg there’s a dog in my yard this is the best day ever hello fuzzy baby friend

[ectoplasm-bodyshots]

NOT A DOG

NOT A DOG

BEAR

ABORT ABORT ABORT