Acuna Matata

We're like a pile of leaves, we jump in even though we know we'll have to clean up the mess. Xbox gamertag: hamburglr530 Get at me gamers Rutgers 2014 Criminal Justice I'm Sam, and this is where i'll share my mind with yours and if you ever need advice I am here 24/7 for anyone and everyone.

[blank-deactivated20220515]

Have you ever watched a tv show and wanted something a character has worn? There’s a website called wornontv.net that finds the exact clothes and lists them with where to buy them for a bunch of different shows (just a few examples: teen wolf, pretty little liars, the vampire diaries and even doctor who)!

[matecky]

[oldwitchsleep]

is this not what happened

[perrfectly]

“You will not ‘get over’ the loss of a loved one; you will learn to live with it. You will heal and you will rebuild yourself around the loss you have suffered. You will be whole again but you will never be the same. Nor should you be the same, nor would you want to.”

— Elisabeth Kubler Ross and David Kessler (via perrfectly)

[pearltiare]

to be honest, i wouldn’t be surprised if lana del rey is actually aphrodite embodying herself as a human to save the world with love

[acunamatata]

You are a good bean

I could be a better bean, thank you for your kind words friend

[fuckyeahpinkman]

[acunamatata]

Just wanted to see how you were doing and how life was treating you.

I'm doing well! Life is always a series of ups and downs, but its up to us to keep the days positive :)

[acunamatata]

You are my everything

😍

[gif87a-com]

[knightlyhoods-deactivated202404]

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

[lovely-little-hellfire]

Favorite moment

[dovahhoe]

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

[existentialfuck-blog]

what a beautiful person

[flying-mexicans-deactivated2014]

And to the introverted theatre kids, public speakers with social anxiety, and florists with allergies. 

[zbeok]

Somewhere in the distance, Beethoven’s ghost is applauding.

[velisaure]

my love for this post reaches no limits

[lady-averie]

I remember a while ago someone was interested in the pirate version of the Shia LaBeouf song that I mentioned so I finally got my shit together and took a video of it. It’s pretty brilliant.

[squiddy-fresh-deactivated202109]

valentinianthemongoose

[artfulusername]

There was no way I was not going to share this piratical version of That song. You know of what I speak.

[sanctummanta]

I thought you might have been kidding. oh my god.

[ryanthedemiguy]

“That’s the real ending, you can clap.”

[lady-averie]

I posted this two years ago and it just got reblogged holy shit how is this still going around?

[undrinkablesmoothie]

@thefingerfuckingfemalefury I feel like you would really appreciate this. Lol.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

OMGOD :D

[acunamatata]

I napped so hard waiting for Katies appointment that I started drooling.

[bob-belcher]

The group plays Dungeons and Dragons

[tossingtelevisions]

Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

[theradicalace]

what the FUCK

[emiria]

???!!!!??

[rexpinn-deactivated20190705]

Yo, this guy sold his soul for this or something holy fuck

[exomoon]

i feel like i just watched something forbidden for mortal eyes

[goldnpoc]

I’m the black lady in the audience LIKE DAMN OKAY

[captainkirk94-deactivated201903]

So….do i go to church tommorrow or stay in?

[advanced-procrastination]

MAGIC TRICKS ARE SIMPLY SLEIGHT OF HAND, USING REDIRECTION TO TAKE YOUR FOCUS OFF THE THING THEYRE MANIPULATING. THAT IS NOT THIS. IT SEEMS LIKE IT AT FIRST BUT THEN HE STARTS DOING THIS SHIT IN PLAIN SIGHT, AND LETTING US ACTUALLY SEE THE SHIT TRANSFORMING AND CHANGING PLACES. THIS ISN’T SLEIGHT OF HAND.

THIS ISN’T A MAGIC TRICK. ITS JUST FUCKING MAGIC.

[quousque]

???? what??? the fuck???????

[deepfriedfuckpotato-deactivated]

“Oh, I think I see the moments there where the actual transfer is happening, but he’s really good at it,” I thought at first. 

Promptly followed by, “Wait what the fuck what the FUCK”

[spocksplum]

Mmm bruh this guy needs to be arrested by wizard police for violation of the statute of secrecy

[intertwinedemotion]

Thank you guys for coming out to the stream tonight!! You guys made it so much fun! Tune in for Thursday’s stream at 8PM EST @ twitch.tv/gonnashockthem #twitch #twichstreamer #twitchkittens #snapchat #girlstreamer #me

[acunamatata]

Follow my beautiful girlfriend on stream!

[fatandbougie]

this man made his own version of the lion king with his new born. and is…. is that…. coconut oil he rubbed on her forehead. I’m done!!!

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I AM SO FUCKING DONE

[once-delight]

He’s so intense and then the hospital staff!!

[theocseason4]

i’m keanu reeves running off with this camera he stole from a paparazzi