Who Even Knows At This Point

21// he/his//Pisces//ENTP

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[butchlet-rights]

planetarium presenters trying to explain to a busload of 4th graders how incomprehensibly vast space is

[butchlet-rights]

me, 10, who will never be the same again:

[valtsv]

this is literally what it’s like interacting with some people on this site

[valtsv]

this response hurled me into the air so hard and fast i broke orbit and immediately charred to a crisp upon re-entry

[soft-stims]

[urfavhatesterfs]

YOU hates terfs

[switchingtogeico]

[makingfunoftwilight]

Rosalie thinking: I am going to get my revenge on all of those men who left me in the street to die. I’ll leave my husband last so he’ll know I’m coming to rip him apart. He’ll be so afraid and screaming in agony as he watches me rip his insides, this is going to be so great. Edward reading Rosalie’s mind:

[ziraseal]

Rosalie thinking: and I’ll do it in my wedding dress just for the drama of it all 

Edward: 

[lesbianazula]

Sokka and Zuko planning to jailbreak the most secure prison in the world with no plan:

[nightofthecreeps]

Oscar Isaac doing a virtual reading of ‘Beirut’ for MCC Theater, April 28 2020 + bonus: confused old man trying to use skype

[kristina100000]

@carthief

[sacredstem]

[caught]

can you imagine aging this gracefully

[evelynhug0]

[999squidsss]

*zooms out of word document to admire my paragraphs*

[autogynephiladelphia]

Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"

[therealraewest]

This basically sums up all his tweets

[commonly-used-penis-jokes]

One of the greatest scenes in television history by one of the greatest shows in television history.

[purplepiercedpeopleeater]

I want to be Louise when I grow up

[cellobeer-deactivated20200726]

The writing in this show is so flawless

[jigglyturk]

the “dont tell me to shut up” part has me in stitches all the time

[sosuperawesome]

Litarnes on Instagram

[ovur]

She's stealing island layouts your honor

[beetlegarden]

hmmmmm…. perhaps apathy is boring……. & perhaps passion is cool………. being excited about things is endearing……..having interests makes one more interesting…….perhaps mocking and finding flaw in everything makes one’s world less saturated and enjoyable……..hmmm……..just been thinkin about it….

[valtsv]

gonna be cringe and acknowledge harry potter on main for a second just to say that the reaction to cedric diggory’s death in the goblet of fire is one of the most heartbreakingly tragic death scenes i’ve ever watched in a film

[valtsv]

the horrible dramatic irony you experience as an audience when harry returns with his body and everyone starts clapping and cheering, blissfully unaware of the absolute nightmare he’s just been through? the sudden mood whiplash when fleur screams in horror and the upbeat band music falters and stops? the horrified silence that follows, broken only by harry’s choked sobbing and amos diggory’s agonised screams of “THAT’S MY SON! THAT’S MY BOY!” ? harry clinging desperately to cedric’s corpse when they try to pull him away?

[savedgame]

tommy and Timmy are adults right like they run a store

[halodite]

i think they are toddlers

[savedgame]

how do they run a store so efficiently

[halodite]

they work together