i think about this tiktok literally every day
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@adamant-cap
i think about this tiktok literally every day
Instead of a stoic hero and a chatty villain or a chatty hero and a stoic villian imagine if they’re both chatty. Just, the villian trying their best to kill the hero while the two of them have a in-depth discussion about their opinion of pumpkin spice
Villian: *shoots laser* No but seriously orange is a really fun color
Hero, dodging: but your entire room? I’m not painting my entire room orange
Villain: *stabs at the hero and misses* well then why did you ask my opinion on paint colors if you’re not going to listen
The Princess Bride
Holy shit
but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die
*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*
"adults trying to stay "hip" and keep up with youth culture and being years late is so cringey"
adult secret: its all intentional. nothing will prepare you for how fun it is to watch a teenagers face as you dab at them. i will floss when they least expect it and I will love every second of their horror.
fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines
me @ my son: wolfgang, you were named not after one wolf but a whole gang of wolves,
my name is Appa
to lern to bend
a man has com
to teech my frend
hes traveld far
and needs a rinse
to cleen him up
i lik the prince.
From a Christian stand, would it be fair to consider Nationalism the worship of a false idol?
I’m just saying, if I had a replica of the golden cow and I stood in front of it in a golden cow t-shirt and golden cow hat with golden cow tattoos, held up a gun and threatened to shoot and kill anyone who disrespected the golden cow, or at the very least beat the shit out of them and remove them from their homes, I feel like it’d raise some red flags
Like yeah I worship God and follow His teachings above all else, but like… not if they go against the Golden Cow
AND THAT’S THE TEA
vampires really should be able to get drunk they literally have to be alive forever let them have this
hc: vampires have no blood so they get drunk faster than people
charlie pulling over a shirtless carlisle at 4 am: dr cullen your blood alcohol content is literally 100% how are you not dead carlisle: au contraire im absolutely dead
I did not expect a decent twilight joke on my dash in 2019, but nevertheless there it is and it’s hilarious.
Unpopular opinion
Caitlyn Jenner is absolute trash.
Not because she is trans, no, not for that.
She is trash because she hit and killed someone while texting and driving and got away with it.
Not only did she commit vehicular manslaughter but she was also awarded the Woman of the Year award for doing nothing.
Compared to the other women, the actual heroines, on the list she didn’t do shit (besides kill someone).
She even beat out Malala Yousafzai.
The girl that took a bullet for a woman’s right to an education.
Caitlyn is trash and honestly there are much, much better people in the trans community that should be rallied around.
another good post from God herself
also remember when Caitlyn Jenner said the hardest part about being a woman was choosing what to wear in the morning??? yeah
Zillenial things
Being young enough for Minecraft but too old for Fortnite
Being alive for 9/11 but not remembering it at all cuz you were like 2
Seeing reruns of 90s shows when you were really little but being to young to really remember them
Feeling betrayed by Butch Hartman
Listening to the bops of ~2009-2012 in middle school gym class
Growing up through the transition from clunky PCs for nerds and flip phones to smartphones and sleek and easy laptops
Pictochat
Being called a millenial by baby boomers and Gen Z by millenials
1994-2002 generation put your hands up
what ageism is: elderly people living on social security alone not having enough to make ends meet, inaccessibility to public places for people with limited mobility, medical abuse in nursing homes, being assumed to be mentally incompetent, employment discrimination
what ageism is not: you getting mocked for being in your late 30s and getting into heated arguments on tumblr with high school kids about steven universe
its so amazing that not a single response to this post is good
Reblog if you 100% okay with a transgender person correcting you if you accidentally misgender them or use their dead name.
please do