Live Life Intentionally

J | He/Him | 28 (Header by @roosterteethaesthetic)

[catchymemes]

everyone: happy pride month 🌈

my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:

[charl0ttan]

adhd and weed will both have u like fuck i had to go look up pictures of the giant manta ray

[dastardlywlw]

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[c3rvida3]

The playlist in this dentist office needs to cool its jets. Why are they 3D printing me new teeth and baking them in the oven while "Pocketful of Sunshine" plays full blast. I think I'm receiving visions from inhaling too much of my own tooth dust. Like the Oracle of Delphi except I'm a boy and I'm at the dentist.

[lgbtculture]

I want my gay rights now! - Marsha P. Johnson (NYC Pride Parade, 1973)

[dumnslut]

[aeyriabird]

sorry to post religious ads but i got this ad

and i can't get over how the artist/graphic designer clearly went in knowing they were replicating classic holy white bird imagery and did a decent job with the editing too, except they either don't know what a dove is, don't know that the bird being specifically a dove matters, or just got real lazy and chose the first all white bird that came up in search results because that is fully a seagull in that image

[delgrosso]

GOD IS COMING FOR YOUR FRENCH FRIES

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[thebibliosphere]

I need to send a "per your last email" email because the person I'm dealing with gave me conflicting information and is now trying to make me the problem.

They even had the audacity to screenshot their own email, so I've screenshot their most recent email in the same email thread that counters that other email, and now I'm trying to find a professional way to say, "this you?"

Fun times.

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[kosmogrl]

[wolfythewitch]

all all all

[oneefin]

number theory* diagram

[michaelrotonal]

these relationships are always increasing numbers as well. so obviously we need six eleven to mean somethimg

[oplishin]

okay but chess terminology is like. you pinned your opponent's hung knight and now you can mate? oh im sure

[oplishin]

OH I'M SURE

[only-tiktoks]

[picturesque-about-it]

[beemovieerotica]