gayboy berserker

valentine | he/they | 30 | evil gay sideblog | foiled by a few champignon mushrooms | bonded pair w/ @forcemascnickhume

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[mrsterlingeverything]

I will do anything to be free

[longnuts]

Even escape?

[mrsterlingeverything]

I dont know. Can i do that

[julia-miraclerat]

Can you believe it! Torn apart by dogs again!

[factorypomelo]

yeah sure why not

[0ddoblivion]

Inflation is fucking crazy rn

[dannyburke]

@yrliet

[ring2002]

sexually repressed people be like “i have an ancient evil stirring within me. no one can know” and its literally just craving intimacy

[drizzledrawings]

Im so used to my queer echochamber that when a woman doesnt have armpit hair its like a jumpscare

[dailyflicks]

READY OR NOT 2: HERE I COME (2026) dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

[lesbianfl]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[tarantula-hawk-wasp]

Shout out to the phrase “I’m going to become the joker” for capturing a very specific and real emotion

[incisedwound]

[bippus]

Thinking of succumbing to something later

[infectiouspiss]

(guy who has forgotten the words "public domain"") mikey mouse is free use

[teethkid67]

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[treecitysessions]

[sunlaire]

Moby Dick (Herman Melville, 1851)

[hypokeimena]

image description: text reading A hot old man ! /end description