all you have to do is burn

Samantha | thirty-four | she/her | going back to bed

[baldingfemale]

I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll

[alfart23]

From the Hollander’s photo album 🐞

[handweavers]

the phrasing of this google error is so unnerving

[sexybritishllama]

just finished this month's book club book, went skimming goodreads reviews afterwards as you do, got my breath taken away by this absolutely brutal ending to one of the multi-paragraph 1 star reviews

[tung-lola]

[mina-logan]

Ilyushenka

[strawberrydykke]

opened up ravelry to look at patterns and the very first thing i saw was

The Garment by Robert Cole

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[arosetolivefor]

[arosetolivefor]

[redwinerozanova]

just realized ilya basically does the bingley hand reach/slight grasp to shane when he’s like oh you missed meeeee before they go up the stairs to shane’s place

[connorstorriesource]

Ilya’s facejourney of wicked delight

@littlegirlinvisible gifset

[homunculus-argument]

We need to isolate and start selectively breeding the plastic eating bacteria so we can optimise their efficiency, and then somehow splice their DNA into the gut bacteria of an obligate carnivore, so we can put it in our cats gut biomes so they'll finally be free of having to choose between whether they want to eat plastic or whether they want to live.

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time