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crtter

My dad told me a Queen Elizabeth x 9/11 combo joke but idk if it works in English

crtter

It goes something like this

Q: Why can’t Americans play chess against the British anymore?

A: Because the British are missing the queen and the Americans are missing two towers (rooks).

crtter

To whoever unfollowed me for this: I didn’t even come up with the joke myself, you should unfollow my dad instead.

astrayan

As a part of the Chess Fandom™️ and also from a colonized country, this was the first image I saw the day the Queen died on my whatsapp chess club group:

So yeah, that’s how the news broke to me.

froginakettle

an incredible update to this post

littlewickedthings

Srta Dolores

meyerlansky

don't know what you're talking about. a shark did this. 🦈

rylandsgrace

#Literally wlw on mlm violence

youcancallmeaddy

mj-spooks

The funniest version of this is when you work in a haunted house

I was super bored one night bc we were really slow, and the animatronic that served as my cue had broken without my knowing, so I didn’t get an alert that someone was coming.

I was in the hallway singing “Peanut Butter Jelly Time” at the top of my lungs and jumping up and down in the hallway. The guy in the next hallway over was singing it with me. I don’t know what he was doing but knowing him, it was equally goofy.

So imagine being a teenager girl and her teenage boyfriend, coming down a dark and spooky hallway filled with fog, and finding a small demonic-looking thing jumping like a madman, shouting “PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME” at the top of its lungs with the voice of a twelve year old boy, and hearing a deep, booming voice repeating it back.

lastczarnian

That sounds scarier than most things I’ve experienced in a haunted house to be totally honest

eddie-redcliffe

starker-sorbet

Married farmers Tony and Peter living on their ranch

tazmiilly

me: does it always have to be that serious

the part of my brain that controls the imagery, symbolism, and themes department: yes

fishing-lesbian-princess

Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit