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[sealsdaily]

Today's Sea Lion Is: The Gamer

[adhdintrovert]

A gamer.....

[thoodleoo]

maybe the funniest way to handle a prophecy from the famous oracle at delphi. "i don't know what that is so i will not do it thank you"

[adhdintrovert]

Okay, but this was definitely a failed deez nuts/"what's up dog" situation like he was supposed to say "where's libya" and then the oracle would go HERE! And point at her vulva or whatever. Because libya sounds like labia. /Like the part of the vulva ok joke over explained I'm gone

[diko-from-the-sea]

Search your feelings…you KNOW it to be true…

sorry if this has already been done lol

[adhdintrovert]

This post has shown up on my dash like 20 times and every time it does I misread it as “99% chance their woman has pissed on them” and I think oh true before I realize my mistake and then I think maybe I’ll reblog my misreading but then I think that there is no way anyone hasn’t also misread it that way and posted about it already and so I keep waiting for it to appear on my dash as it does in my mind and it never has so I am doing it in the hopes that I may finally rid my mind of this curse and one day read the post as intended.

[adhdintrovert]

imagine if disney was in charge of Sandman and they tried to do A Dream of a Thousand Cats in live action with terrible cgi cats.

[adhdintrovert]

weirdest chekhov's gun I’ve ever seen.

[adhdintrovert]

VERY IMPORTANT ZORA THEORY

TW: decapitation

I never post anything, but this is a very important discovery about the zora people and why they have heads that look like fish. 

There is this slug that can disconnect its head (scientists are not sure why, probably for funsies). Figure 1 shows a picture of the slug doing just this. The slug is fine.

Figure 1. A slug with no head, or conversely, a slug with no body

I have reason to believe that zoras do the same thing, as pictured in Figure 2, when they wish to escape the rigid confines of civilized society and live as a fish.

Figure 2. A zora shedding its humanoid form

thank you for your time.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

My new favorite Animal Crossing emotion is now Intense.

[sonic-justice-real-for]

[sonic-justice-real-for]

Intent to kill

[sonic-justice-real-for]

I'm a gay vampire you son of a bitch

[thevilebeast]

op you look like someone insulted you and you’re about to say “father shall hear about this”

[adhdintrovert]

you look like this guy from that Ni No Kuni anime movie

[adhdintrovert]

Me, patiently waiting for fanart of all the photos they took

[adhdintrovert]

Hey you!

yeah you! Were you a little disappointed in the ending of Dororo? Did you not like the ending of the manga or older series? 

May I cordially invite you to watch the ending of the 2007 live action movie! Guaranteed to wipe away your pain! Go watch it NOW

[adhdintrovert]

I wrote a haiku about Hyakkimaru:

strong lego set child

put yourself back together

your dad is a dunce

[adhdintrovert]

Wakes up in a cold sweat: Nobody ever gave Hyakkimaru “the talk”

[adhdintrovert]

Tahomaru: licks Hyakkimaru’s eyeballs like a gecko

Hyakkimaru: . . .ew. . . you can keep them

[adhdintrovert]

me: logs on Tumblr for some Dororo memes

me: sees all the discourse

me:

[czzl]

monch

[adhdintrovert]

this is to like, represent how he has to straddle the line between powerlessness and becoming a demon. . .

[adhdintrovert]

[adhdintrovert]

I’m dying. . .I put this picture in Microsoft Word and the alt text is very very sure it’s a logo. . . a logo for what fam