good news, rat man.

nolan // they/them/he defending elymei online isnt enough anymore i need a gun <3

[pointnclick]

you can literally feel your brain become fully developed at age 25 btw. i was dumb as shit before then. i still am but in different ways

[skamortuus]

#there’s a little beep like on a microwave to announce your brain is done and ready to be a subtly different kind of stupid forever

[chariotdun0rd]

my phone storage hates me at this point

[writing-prompt-s]

You, the queen of a fairy tale kingdom, got cursed to give birth to a princess who’s going to live her life isolated in a tower the first 20 years of her life. Narrate how you avoid your daughter’s fate.

[elidyce]

She laughed, when she placed the curse on me. Laughed and laughed. She called me a fool for coming to her, for wanting children who would sap my strength and steal my power. 

One child to take my kingdom, she promised me. Well, I’d wanted an heir. It didn’t have to be a curse. 

One child the sea would steal. There was room in that. They didn’t have to die, only to love the sea. I would buy the finest ships. 

And the third would suffer my grandmother’s fate. 

The tower. 

Grandmother told me stories about that tower, shuddering. About the isolation almost driving her mad. About the desperate longing for escape. I know what that escape cost her, and my grandfather as well, with his scarred face and limping gait. 

That was going to be difficult. 

The sorceress’s curse worked. Within the year, I held my first babe in my arms, a sturdy boy who kicked and cried and cuddled against his mother as if he hadn’t been made only to bring me grief. Well, all mothers grieve. 

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[afterthelambs]

“Joker Persona 5 is straight” he’s a barista that likes drag and wished to be with a twink forevermore, can we be serious

[lotus-pear]

old shuakes i found while cleaning out my hard drive

[mangonetics]

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

[adishpan]

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

[frostyresolve]

my muse, my canvas ꒰ ᝬ mydei ⸝⸝ phainon

︶꒦︶꒷︶︶꒷꒦︶︶︶꒷꒦‧

his body speaks of war; the embodiment of calamity, bound to bring strife wherever he goes. this time, the beast within him is tame, eyes locked onto you as the paintbrush dances across his arm and covers the blood-lined ink on his flesh. whenever he’s with you, the hand that holds his spear trades it for the comfort of your palm.

“i think pink looks good on you, MYDEIMOS.” you muse with a small hum, dipping the end of your brush into pots of paint. the colours mix into mesmerising swirls on your palette before they kiss his skin. your brushstrokes are refined and smooth, dancing across his arm. he doesn’t push you away, his eyes fixated on the look of pure focus on your face. the way a stray lock of hair has blows in the wind gently, getting in the way of your vision.

he lets out a grunt of acknowledgement at your comment, his left hand clenching, the metal of his glove clinking softly as he restrains himself from touching you.

the paint is cool on his body, quelling the flame that burns in the crevice of his chest into a crackle. he merely grunts his striking amber eyes like sharp crystal softening for just a moment. if not for the point on his back that would leave him vulnerable, you’d be his only weakness.

“there, how’s that?” you purse your lips, humming in satisfaction as your eyes rove his arm to admire your handiwork. the light blush of peonies winding across his muscles biceps like a winding river proving to be a good combination against his toned skin. somehow, this fearsome prince has been reduced to something much softer than a warrior, he is your lover.

the edges of his lips quirk slightly in amusement at your expectant expression, your eyes twinkling with hope that MYDEI doesn’t dare diminish. “not bad.” is his reply, his light ‘hmph’ of approval causing you to reveal your smile that outshone the sparkle of ambrosia. “great! now turn around, so i can do your back.”

only to you would the great lion, who reared back his head in a fearsome roar of a battle cry, bow in your presence.

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he is many things. a nameless hero, the deliverer, a chrysos heir, your beloved. he fidgets, blue cerulean eyes swimming with fond amusement as you wiggle your paint-caked hands in front of his face. when you said you’d like him to be a part of your next self-proclaimed masterpiece, PHAINON expected to be your muse, not your own personal canvas.

“yellow, you’re a yellow person.” you nod your head firmly; he tries to suppress the swell of emotions in his chest at your words. you probably didn’t realise the depth of your words, the subtle meaning hidden in that comment.

your yellow person, your saviour, your twin flame, your hero, the sun that revolves around your planet.

he shivers, your fingers drawing swirls on his nose, covering every inch of him you could touch with light. they massage his skin, almost as if you were slathering him with ichor before he’d leave for the battlefield. only this time, he doesn’t feel the same sense of duty at the sensation of you painting on his skin, the weight of the world on his shoulders vanishes as your hand traces down his face.

“so focused. i’m honoured to be in the presence of such a dedicated artist. and what’s this particular piece called, exactly?” his words are teasing, light-hearted, and smooth as they roll off his tongue.

“my sunshine, or is that too cliché? i think my hero, is too predictable. how about, my love?”

his composure cracks, bursting out into laughter as you ramble. paint staining you as hands cup your cheeks and tug at clothing without your realisation. a mess of colour and dripping in sunlight, now you’re yellow too, his yellow.

what PHAINON does know is that he’s probably never washing his face again, even if it means being teased by the others over the yellow hearts and swirls decorating his cheeks.

© FROSTYRESOLVE 2025. DO NOT PLAGIARISE, REUPLOAD OR FEED MY WORKS INTO AI

[anthurak]

Here’s something that might be a bit of a hot take:

I think Summer is inadvertently responsible for basically the ENTIRE current/‘modern’ plot of RWBY.

As in, Summer’s whole super-secret-sapphic-suicide mission with Raven wasn’t just the defining and inciting incident of Ruby’s and Yang’s whole character arcs. She also unwittingly kicked off all of SALEM’s current plotting and scheming.

I think basically EVERYTHING we’ve been seeing Salem do over the course of the show, from creating Grimm Hybrids to using Cinder to steal the maiden powers to even recruiting ALL of her current followers to her current plots to destabilize the kingdoms, ALL STARTED with whatever happened when she met Summer.

For one, I think it’s pretty apparent that Salem ‘learning she could do something new…’ as Ruby put it, didn’t just lead to her Grimm Hybrid program, but ALSO the ‘Grimm-Implants’ that have allowed Cinder to steal the maiden powers. Thereby giving Salem a far more direct way of getting to the Vaults and acquiring the Relics.

And that’s not even going into what ELSE Salem might have learned from her encounter with Summer and Raven. Say for example, things about the Silver Eyes that nobody else has realized…

I think 15+ years before the show started, Salem probably didn’t have ANY schemes or plots in mind and may have even been close to giving up on whatever her true goals actually are*. But then SUMMER not only inadvertently emboldened Salem, she gave her KNOWLEDGE that provided Salem the proverbial missing piece(s) she needed to finally accomplish her goals.

In fact I wouldn’t be surprised if we find out that, through Salem, Summer’s actions butterflied out to affect/inform pretty much ALL the major events that have shaped the present day of RWBY. Shaping not just Ruby’s and Yang’s lives, but maybe even Weiss’s and Blake’s too. Like perhaps Salem’s machinations as part of her new schemes are what led to the death(s) of Ironwood’s predecessors and lead to him being installed as headmaster, general and the unexpected new member of the Ozluminati, greatly altering the future of Atlas. Or maybe Salem’s recruiting of Leonardo informed waves of anti-Faunus actions in Anima via deliberate mismanagement/non-action from Leo, which in turn lead to the further radicalization of the White Fang?

Basically, given just how central she is to the stories of two of our main characters, and RWBY’s theme of decrying ‘heroic sacrifices’ and the implications that Summer’s mission is going to end up being framed as a huge MISTAKE on her part, I think it would be rather appropriate if Summer also unwittingly kicked off the ENTIRE modern plot of RWBY.**

Also you may note that I’ve been stressing that Summer unintentionally did all of this, because as I’ve stated elsewhere I think the idea that Summer might have willingly joined Salem just doesn’t work with everything we’ve learned so far. Particularly with Summer being the ‘patient zero’ of Salem’s Grimm Hybrid Program.

*Considering that Oz’s GUESS about her goal being a suicidal-cosmic-temper-tantrum is such an OBVIOUS red-herring at this point that it is baffling how some people still think it’s actually legit

**Also it would make a very fun twist considering how so much of the fandom seems to think that Oz is somehow at the center of everything.

[icedlati]

played a lot of darts with akechi

from 2022

[red-like-roses]

i love how if you watch this out of context it looks like she just murdered him in cold blood

[hadesisqueer]

Ah yeah. Top 3 things that aged like milk (feel free to add more).

[doubleca5t]

There's something kinda funny about how RWBY just absolutely refuses to die despite a constant stream of adversity. The first season was objectively hot garbage but it still got a second season. The creator of the series whose passion project the whole thing was passed away in a freak accident after the second season but they just kept going without him and somehow a significant portion of the fanbase went along for it. The budget got slashed in Season 5 because of gross mismanagement but no worries! The fans stuck with it and they got it back for Season 6. Then a few seasons later the entire company that's been producing it went completely tits up and we all assumed THAT would be the end but nope!!! They got bought by Viz. RWBY has now outlived both the man who dreamt it up and the company that produced it. In an era where numerous streaming shows get axed after one or two seasons despite being critical successes with large fanbases it is completely baffling that a show that is so consistently troubled and infamously has an extremely mixed reception cannot be fucking ended despite all indications to the contrary. It truly is femslash Supernatural

[shojoboy]

something i love abt princess tutu is that if u remove all the fantasy elements is that ur left with a pretty standard fucked up 4-person queer teenage situationship drama. like yea im sure that happened in Somebody’s ballet school

[exiaax]

Luke 1:44 “Blessed is the fruit of thy womb.”

[theneonflower]

💫

[icedlati]

from shuake week 2020

[sigynpenniman]

Being a never-quite-recovered mid 2010s marvel fan gives you many lasting quirks but the number one for me is definitely that every single time someone mentions Tahiti a sleeper agent activates in my brain and causes me to say “it’s a magical place”