noise dept.
Fieri Frames
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Not today Justin
Claire Keane
Doug Jones
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
occasionally subtle
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Product Placement
Fai_Ryy
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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The Bright Sessions
The Bowery Presents
Game of Thrones Daily
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@adiyodis-blog
I’M ABOUT TO GODDAMN THROW MY COMPUTER AT THE TV AND BEAT THEM BOTH TIL THEY SHATTER WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT HOW DARE YOU.
might honestly be on a small hiatus (or....continuing the one i was on) til i can calm down because WHAT THE FUCK)
@predictableisnotbad
“Yo, Alice, help me on this one, again?” There was some obscure Proto-Turkish dialect he still wasn’t the best at grasping, which was making the spell almost literally stop with a fart before dying instead of doing what it was meant to.
@learnedlucidity
It was easier to be an asshole than to genuinely connect with people. “I got something in my teeth or something?” he spat at the, admittedly pretty, lady looking at him.
@battlemagick
“Hey,” he said, poking her thigh with his foot from his position across the couch, “Whatcha reading?” Penny could see what it was, but he wanted to talk, not just sit there and study bullshit. Not after the epic-level clusterfuck his past few years had been.
arsonsuggestions:
i might be an asshole like 90% of the time but at least i’m an attractive asshole
@whcwashe
“Um. Hi?” There was a reason he’d chosen this alleyway to pop up in, it was empty. Except, apparently, for a girl with a bloody, open palm. “Yo, you okay?”
Oh yes, I’m back, let’s do dis. Like for a starter, comment if you want to plot!
“Rescue” sentence starters
for the pair in a dangerous situation (or for the dramatic pair in a regular situation). can be applied to spy, superhero, soldier, detective, or supernatural hunter characters, as well as many others. as requested by anon. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
The Rescued
“You came to save me!”
“What took you so long?”
“Wait–did you come without backup?”
“Ha ha ha ha! I thought I was gonna die.”
“Why’d you come? I could’ve handled this on my own.”
“Thanks for coming…I really owe you one.”
“Wait…you didn’t bring your weapons?”
“I was so scared…”
“Let go of me! I can do this on my own!”
“YOU came? We’re so screwed.”
“I’m okay…”
“Shit–it hurts–”
“Don’t worry about me. Where is everyone?”
“I’ll be fine. You go take care of the civilians/bad guys/monster.”
“Don’t LEAVE me!”
“I’ve never been so happy to see you.”
“Hey–I don’t think I can walk.”
“…this is gonna sound stupid, but did you bring any food with you?”
The Rescuer
“I finally found you!”
“Sorry it took so long–had to take a detour.”
“I’m here. You’re welcome.”
“Glad to see you survived until I got here.”
“I would never leave you hanging.”
“Stop criticizing me! No one else came.”
“Yeah, there’s no way I’m helping you next time.”
“You’re safe now.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got you.”
“Hey–shut UP, I’m here to help!”
“I could’ve sworn I brought more weapons with me…Oh well.”
“You don’t look so good.”
“I wish I came earlier! You’re all scratched up.”
“Stay here. I’ll go get help.”
“DON’T move. I need to catch that guy/lady/person.”
“We have to get out of here. There’s a bomb.”
“Hey, how many fingers am I holding up?”
“Hold on, I’ll carry you.”
Folks....read my rules. couple of the followers I’ve had in the past few days have not been. It’s very obvious.
“You look like your head’s about to pop off.”
He gave a sigh, snatching the flask out of his hand to take a deep swig. “At this point? I wouldn’t be surprised if it fucking did.”
“That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”
Penny just Did Not Have Time for this Agent Asshole’s snarky remarks. “Yeah? Fuck you, man. I know what happened, you don’t.”
The Magicians (show) sentence starters
season 1, part 2 of 3 episodes 6 through 9 75 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: alcohol mention, cussing, drug mention, violence, sexual themes [part 1]
“Okay, I take it back. Maybe this is a waste of your time.”
“That’s a pretty acrobatic form of denial.”
“I’m not done with you. Consider it a warning.”
“Please, don’t come back here again.”
“If I was you, I would be curious.”
“Hello? Is someone being creepy on purpose?”
“Secure the sacrifice!”
“Jesus, I’m not a virgin…”
“Wow, you’re really enjoying this, aren’t you?”
“I don’t even know what a chupacabra is.”
“I can already see we are immensely handicapped by your presence.”
“There’s a way. There’s always a way.”
“Oh, if you wanna insult me, you should try again.”
“If I had more, I’d give you more.”
“You ever want something so badly and then realize that it’s nothing like what you thought? And that maybe you are stupid for ever actually wanting it?”
“You look like your head’s about to pop off.”
“Celebrate the world you’re in, dummy.”
“_____, did you roofie me?”
“Can we skip down to where you realize you no makey magic here?”
“I am literally losing the will to live.”
“Look, talk to me. What’s going on?”
“Ask me something harder if you want us to get somewhere.”
“Ask me why I’m nice to you.”
“I had noticed you’re a tad brusque with everyone else.”
“I’m scared to tell you this, because it’s true. I’m falling in love with you.”
“I flirted with you that first day because you looked useful, and you were.”
“I’ve been using you this entire time.”
“I really didn’t see this coming.”
“I always hold back, _____. Every single day. I mean, I have no idea what I’m even capable of.”
“I don’t want to lose it… how it felt.”
“Sit. I do not ask and I do not order twice.”
“You think you know how to do this. I assure you, you do not.”
“A great magician is magic in his bones, blood, heart, and dick. Or lady parts. Whatever.”
“Why don’t you two just fuck?”
“Blood’s not gonna come out of that sweater. You should just throw it out.”
“Where you think you’re sticking that?”
“This magic gin better make us see unicorns that fart rainbows.”
“I don’t have to tell you anything.”
“You are lucky you’re pretty.”
“Why is your face making that face?”
“I’m going to go take a nap and pretend that this entire conversation never happened.”
“Can we just talk about this seriously for a second?”
“Are you in love with me?”
“Hell is real, and it smells like Axe Body Spray.”
“Leave before I start screaming.”
“You stay out of my ass and there’s no blood fued necessary on my end. But come after me, and I will kill you and everyone that you care about.”
“I made a horrible mistake asking you to help. Please, leave.”
“Maybe we just need to accept the world for what it actually is.”
“I hate magic.”
“I think about stabbing you all the time.”
“Please! You can’t keep doing this to me!”
“How is a voodoo doll supposed to help me?”
“What we love can be as important to us as our lives.”
“That’s kind of a personal question for two people who aren’t supposed to be in the same room.”
“Predictable’s not bad, _____.”
“Don’t bother with the performance.”
“I wouldn’t dream of fooling you.”
“You know I never wanted this. You forced my hand. I wish it could be any other way.”
“I don’t need to tell you how fucking pissed at you I am.”
“I don’t understand why we fell apart after being friends forever.”
“I’m working on forgiving you.”
“I’m going, and like it or not, _____, you should come.”
“_____, I’m stuck! Someone get me out of here!”
“This house is haunted as balls, is what that is.”
“Okay, this is a little kinky, even for me.”
“Some things just aren’t fair. We can’t make sense of them.”
“If the world goes after you, take it as a compliment.”
“What do you think redemption looks like, _____?”
“What if there really is a Hell and this takes me there?”
“Well, that bought us about ten minutes.”
“Let’s go dig up a dead body.”
“You can’t seriously be thinking of leaving them there.”
“This is exactly the kind of thing that we should be able to fix.”
“Life ain’t fair. Why in the high, holy fuck should death be any different?”
“Thinking that you can change anything… It’s such an act of monumental ego. I mean, who the fuck do you think you really are?”
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and chaos in their bones // est. january 2017 ↪ personals don’t reblog.
❛ I’m not British, don’t insult me —— I was born in Essetir. ❜
✧・ﾟ:* OPEN.
“That’s in Britain though, right? You’re British.”
why r u so angry.... why do u always look so angry...?
it’s the anger
"Mostly I want to be k i n d;
mostly the world will not l e t me.”
Penny Adiyodi from SYFY’s “The Magicians”. Dark themes present.
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