The Frozen DES(S)ERT

FROZEN, FROZEN,FROZEN....

[53278290-deactivated20160821]

there this is the only coherent gifset i will ever make on this website

[becausebirds]

"Why do you do these things to me?"

[camwyn]

That is the face of an animal who understands not mere rage, but the thirst for vengeance.

[selfiemon-deactivated20161007]

i’m going to shit myself with laughter honestly

[4gifs]

[barfghost]

[the-regressor]

Shadow the Hedgehog: Sonic 64, Nintendo 64: Cancelled

Other Smash Bros posts: Mario, Link, Wii Fit Trainer, Villager, Rosalina, Little Mac, Samus, Ice Climbers,Greninja, Maroizard, Mega Man, Sonic

I’d really like a Shadow color swap for Sonic in the new Smash Bros, honestly, all of Sonic’s Brawl colors were too similar to one another. Will probably do Tails next, sometime next week.

-The Regressor _____________________________________ Accepting commissions: starting at $15! More info here Software used: Autodesk Maya 2009, Photoshop CS4, After Effects CS4 Made while watching: Warehouse 13

[whimsical-hysterical-deactivate]

[admpopsickle]

Bold & Brash S. Tentacles, 2001

[notmusa]

literally nothing ever sounds like a better option than sleep. there are so many books to read, projects to start, stuff to draw, chores to do, people to meet, hobbies to learn, recipes to cook, i could teach myself mandarin fuckin chinese, but i’d rather be unconscious

[leseanthomas-deactivated2021030]

Source: http://www.policymic.com/articles/87797/dreamworks-is-making-a-revolutionary-new-film-pixar-hasn-t-even-tried

Animation has been around for how many decades? Many African-Americans have contributed to the medium as leaders and characters resembling themselves as leads in their productions over a spread-out span of decades in TV and feature. Why is a major studio producing a CGI animated feature film starring an African American character considered “Revolutionary?” What is it suggesting by labeling it a revolt?

Who’s patting themselves on the back for this? And why? What century do we live in?

[admpopsickle]

Finally somebody speaks up on this shit.

[shortvideosandstuff]

[admpopsickle]

baby ducks man....

[larchcoin]

sometimes i look at my phone and i see that i have no messages or like notifications from anything and im like GOOd FUCK YALL

[thetechnicolortrenchcoat-deacti]

Today is Copernicus’s 541th birthday. You may remember Copernicus as the man who said “Hey, what if the Earth went around the sun?” To which the Catholic Church replied “Hey, what if we set you on fire?” 

[pefine]

[crackervolley]

me if I ever have kids

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

tbh i hope pokemon is still a thing when i have kids i want to show them it then i want to crush their dreams by 6-0ing their whole team

[ekomancer]

[unspokenverse-blog]

This had me in fucking tears hahahaha

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

That’s it. That’s Bethesda.

[housecatincarnate]

[musicalmelody22]

Fun Story: My director kept telling me and my tenor sax buddy to play softer. No matter what we did, it wasn’t soft enough for him. So getting frustrated, I told my buddy “Dont play this time. Just fake it” 

Our Band Director then informed us we sounded perfect. 

[fororchestra]

To my readers: “p” means quiet, “pp” means really quiet. I’ve never seen “pppp” before haha.

On the contrast, “f” means loud, and “ffff” probably means so loud you go unconscious.

[corruptbucky]

I had ffff in a piece once and my conductor told me to play as loudly as physically possible without falling off my chair…

[justtkeepcalmm-deactivated20250]

Me and my trombone buddies had “ffff” and he sat next to me and played so hard that he fell out of his chair.

The lengths we go for music.

[lady-gorthaur]

Okay yeah so I play the bass clarinet and the amount of air you have to move and the stiffness of the reed means it only has two settings and that is loud and louder, with an optional LOUDEST that includes a 50% probability of HORRIBLE CROAKING NOISE which is the bass equivalent of the ubiquitous clarinet shriek.

[elsajeni]

One day, when I was in concert band in high school, we got a new piece handed out for the first time, and there was a strange little commotion back in the tuba section — whispering, and pointing at something in the music, and swatting at each other’s hands all shhh don’t call attention to it. And although they did attract the attention of basically everyone else in the band, they managed to avoid being noticed by the band director, who gave us a few minutes to look over our parts and then said, “All right, let’s run through it up to section A.”

And here we are, cheerfully playing along, sounding reasonably competent — but everyone, when they have the attention to spare, is keeping an eye on the tuba players. They don’t come in for the first eight measures or so, and then when they do come in, what we see is:

[stifled giggling]

[reeeeeeally deep breath]

[COLOSSAL FOGHORN NOISE]

The entire band stops dead, in the cacophonous kind of way that a band stops when it hasn’t actually been cued to stop. The band director doesn’t even say anything, just looks straight back at the tubas and makes a helpless sort of why gesture.

In unison, the tuba players defend themselves: “THERE WERE FOUR F’S.”

FFFF is not really a rational dynamic marking for any instrument, but for the love of all that is holy why would you put it in a tuba part.

[minguskingus]

This is the best band post 

Everyone else go home

[oxboold-deactivated20180729]

Oh man, so I play trombone, and we got this piece called Florentiner Marsch by Julius Fucik, and we saw this

which is 8 fortes. We were shocked until,

that is 24 fortes who the fuck does that

[prokopetz]

Who does that?

This guy. Take a good look - that is the moustache of a man with nothing to lose.

[vivelafat]

Julius IdontgivaFucik

[septemberbells]

More like Julius Fuckit

[zohbugg]

this post just kept getting better and better

[jimpluff]

A new still from Godzilla (2014)

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

SWOON.

[spankzilla85]

I DO DECLARE.

[stickysheepart-deactivated20151]

Honestly, that is one handsome Godzilla.