Rad Dad

Absolutely horrendously down bad for Dr. Leonard "Bones” McCoy

[gothgirlantlers]

they should invent a my body that doesn't hurt all the fucking time

[drops-of-universe]

sorry for acting weird. that was me following my heart

[andthepeople]

knives out 4 should be set in a papal conclave and every time they elect a new pope he keeps getting murdered. black smoke white smoke black smoke white smoke the crowd goes huh?? they have to make benoit blanc a cardinal to get him inside the room and he insists on bringing his husband, because they were on vacation in rome when this all started and phillip wanted to see the sistine chapel but it got closed for conclave. to use himself as bait benoit has to get elected pope. except then he catches the murderer before he can get murdered and now he's stuck as pope. gay married pope, oops! is this anything

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[highest-violet]

“I am NOT a Bellini!” - Pizzaballa after taking a Which Conclave Cardinal Are You uquiz

[swiftlyswan]

krobus <3

[spiribia]

we do need to revisit the wording of "you can't have your cake and eat it too" because i don't think it clearly enough conveys that it's more that you can't simultaneously retain a cake and also get to consume it (which would render you cakeless). for years i was like But why not....it's my cake....?

[ferrettoy]

this fucking problem is how they caught the unabomber

[m0thmancore]

hey you should uh. elaborate. for my own personal satisfaction

[ferrettoy]

the unabomber was pedantic about idiomatic phrases like "have your cake and eat it too" and rephrased it to "eat your cake and have it too" (which to be very fair makes sense). fast forward to when he starts writing manifestos. he uses the phrase word for word in his pedantic style and his brother (who has been keeping his eyes on the unabomber shit for obvious reasons) notices the phrase and is like "oh fuck that's my fucking brother no one else fucking says that" and calls in an FBI tip

[tetrafelino]

Well you can't deliberately speak in a way nobody else does and also stay anonymous you know. Can't eat your cake and have it too.

[tgirl-thucydides]

[jessthecheesewitch]

[alyceinwonderland777]

She is an icon, she is a legend and she is the moment 💜

[doubleca5t]

same as it ever was

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Bluesky post from Minerva P Kelley (@/ doubleca5t.bksy.social) on January 14, 2025 reading: Trump and Elon are mirror images of each other. Elon is legitimately good at making money (through lies and scams but still) but all he wants in life is to be good at posting, something he sucks at. Whereas Trump has a natural talent for posting but wants everyone to think he's a business genius.

Quote post from Minerva P Kelley reading: Those of you calling this yaoi are insane and I hate you. Tremendous respect for your commitment to the cause (gay sex) but still /End ID]

[charl0ttan]

chart of my age over time

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

[fabuladorah]

love this image out of context cuz it looks like Bones is Jim's bird mama throwing him off their tree home so he'll learn how to fly, meanwhile Spock is silently terrified.

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

It’s tomorrow. For me it’s only 10:43 so I’ll leave this here

[heir-of-the-founders]

Guys its the end of the list D:

[romolite]

The last Thursday the 20th

[raimi]

Here are the next 6 years!

May 2021

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You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[zackisontumblr]

the next 6 years

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[lvl10blvkmage]

oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

[toastbutteregg]

[rumpledspinster]

When I was young I had this book called people who work at night and as a little kid it was really comforting to know that there were people awake while I was asleep (especially bakers for some reason).

[zero1infinity]

[pippintruman]

babe wake up it's fuck or die friday at the vulcan nightclub

[godisafujoshi]