Riffing The Verse

[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[aspiringsorceress]

[betterbemeta]

You know what would be a good story? a fat girl vampire.

can you imagine?

“I’ve never seen you eat are you insecure” “no…”

“here let me lift that for you” “I got it, thanks” *uses inhuman strength to lift bags*

“I’ve never seen you go to the beach, do you have trouble shopping for a bathing suit” “haha… yeah”

“There’s no way that girl can catch me… she’s huge!” “Hello, dinner.” *running with super fast vampire speed*

“She can’t fit in here! I’m safe!” *turns into a gas and slips under the door*

“How come you never go out?” “Well, I never get invited to parties…”

“Come to the gym with me! We should lose weight” “Not in a thousand years.” (incidentally, that’s when she was last alive.)

“You need to go on a diet!” “I’ll start with you.” *literally eats that person*

[mayakern]

hello

[stealingpotatoes]

Considering art has been done of DinLuke, would HanLuke be a possibility?

it's such a great concept, like luke and leia are so twins they even have the same bad taste in men

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[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[crabussy]

very excited to unveil my new project for maximising the joy I can get out of life. it's called BDSYFIYEAGLLL. short for Block Disengage Stick Your Fingers In Your Ears And Go La La La

[crabussy]

even if they're wrong. even if you're wrong. even if no one is wrong. you don't owe any stranger online a response or explanation for anything at all. honestly even if it would make the world a better place. BLOCK. CLOSE YOUR EYES. GET ON A RAFT AND FLOAT OVER THE HORIZON

[woosh-floosh-art]

We need to bring Kurimanju to America, I think he would love our cuisine

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[dirt-secret]

Trailcam footage

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[riffingtheverse]

I have washed my hair and believe you can be saved

ctrl+s

[volcanows]

my friends keep trying to look in the mirror but i dont have mirrors in my car so i fixed it

[computer-graveyard]

Scariest scene in the whole show

[deepblueink2d]

Obsessed with this

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

Sorry but it's not complete without...

[bluepeets]

https://twitter.com/coff33detective/status/1271463582312673281

“make yourselves impossible to ignore. 10,000 signatures on twitter is a lot but 10 unique personal emails is enough to derail an entire council session.”

[hunter-rodrigez]

So I do 3D modeling and printing as a hobby, and a few weeks ago I designed wheel guards meant to prevent office chairs from running over cables and clothes... or your pet's tail.

I got the idea from cowcatchers old locomotives used to have.

Anyways, yesterday I uploaded the model to Thingiverse, and just hours after uploading it, the Community Relationship Manager of the whole website left a comment suggesting I enter the model into a competition that's currently being held on the site.

So I did... and now it's in third place not even a day later. First place is $500, but the competition still has a month to go.

Then the Community Manager contacted me again, telling me they want to feature my model in an upcoming design promotion.

Just, what is happening? I mostly made this thing for myself in, like, an hour, and now it's suddenly super popular? This is all a little bit overwhelming 😵‍💫

Other models I worked on for weeks didn't get nearly as popular. I swear, it's impossible to predict what people will like.

Anyways, if you want to print the wheel guards yourself, you can get the model here or here.

I also made a quiet version you can stick furniture felt pads on.

[these-violet-delights-fic]

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[scribefindegil]

I'm still thinking about the guy who saw me realize my wheelchair wouldn't fit in the elevator because he (also a wheelchair user) was already inside it and immediately quipped, "This elevator ain't accessible enough for the both of us."

[andremichaux]

It was just, I realized that if I was going to be into a boy, it would be Josh. I mean, he's cute, and he's sweet, and he's such a gentleman. But I feel more when I look at a picture of Kristen Stewart than I do when I kiss him. No wonder you saw those Twilight movies so many times. Definitely wasn't for the quality storytelling.

One Day at a Time | 1.10

Bonus: Lydia getting over her homophobia in 10 seconds