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vitariesocks

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

vitariesocks

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deadbirdstudios

Kami what the hell. You're gonna get salmon vanilla what is your issue.

#salmon vanilla #I am dead #from the salmon vanilla #the salmon vanilla killed me so much my cat is annoyed with me #breathing is hard #thanks salmon vanilla

yamino

My latest sticker is now up for pre-order! HOT GIRLS HATE AI! 🚫🤖💅✨

Note: Shipment on this sticker will be a little slower as I may need to outsource it to keep up with demand. Are you sick and tired of peopl

nessa007

riffingtheverse

i like to think id be on the ship. not the space ship the one with the cold windows and wooly sweaters. where seasonal emotion thingy is rampant because its always SEASON. i wouldnt do anything or have a job id just occasionally come out of a cabin or quarters or whatever theyre called on pizza night. just have a really nice chat with people lift their spirits a bit and once theyre all cheery a bit ill head back to my room to play the death strandings

#project hail Mary #not every night is pizza night

proudpoe

Howl?? From Howl’s Moving Castle??

emomemolemoemo

criiitter

spamton is his kakashi bookmark

insp below the break

wizardarchetypes

I saw this and thought, “no way this a reference to the Kakashi bookmark. There’s no way.” Cannot tell you how floored I was to read the caption. I cannot believe this inexplicable experience of my childhood with @sagaspell will now be immortalized by this fanwork. Thank you.

milowing

sometimes u headcanon a character as a sexuality but then also ship things that contradict that. sometimes you ship things you would NEVER EVER want in canon. this is because these things are fun and silly and not legally binding.

captainclickycat

Yeah I don't know where some people got this idea that fanfic is always like, auditioning to replace canon or being posited as "better" than canon, as opposed to people just borrowing the characters to play with in the sandpit for a while before putting them back in their box

facts-i-just-made-up

Nolan's Odyssey: What Homer Said

Christopher Nolan's new film of "The Odyssey" has met with much controversy, not only from transphobic and racist dipshits but also from people with brains, involving actual problems and film criticism.

But what did Homer, the author of the original poem have to say? We at FIJMU headed to the backflowing stream of the river Oceanus to ask. Offering sacrifices of a barren heifer to Hades and a black ram just to the Poet himself, we spoke to the disembodied head of Homer and showed him the film on an iPhone. Please note that as Nolan intended, we used a phone that was exactly 70mm wide.

Here's what the old poet had to say:

I felt like Matt Damon was miscast opposite Hathaway, for sure. Quite good were Tom Holland as his son and the dude playing the cyclops. Nolan's use of IMAX though lacked the depth of field for landscapes of Greece. And what use are all the practical effects when CGI mars them? I wish that creative-minded art director Tarsem had made this. Immortals 3D was fuckin' rad. And that comes from blind old Homer.

He had no comment on the diversity of race and gender in the film's adaptation, but did explain in great and graphic detail his sexual fantasies about every single cast member, as well as several of the ships, palaces, and some of the dirt.

Truly, the king of all poets.

sg1

Stargate SG-1, 04.21 Double Jeopardy

baatjr-deactivated20150830

yes teenage girls can be dramatic and wild but honestly have u ever even seen what happens when u tell a grown man ‘no’

bwooomscratches

nairel-system

Comic about amnesia

overlordneon

What's better than one beautiful lady named after a precious gemstone?? ---

I learned that Madonna (The scrapped human love interest designed for Sonic in his early years) made a reappearance in the Archie comics as a GUN agent herself AND had the last name Garnet. So I had the idea to just make her a relative to Topaz since they already looked so similar.

In a much cooler timeline, I think we'd have ship wars over this.

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