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alex|22|they/them hyperfixation of the week: heated rivalry

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[toothfairyinc]

never let the fact that you were born a girl stop you from being the gayest man alive

[gaynehollander]

I love Shane Hollander. I love how anything other than first place is repugnant to him, how a silver medal may as well be a dead rat for all he wants it. I love that any emotion that’s slightly too strong will bring him to tears and I love that he stubbornly refuses to let them fall. I love how snarky he is. I love that his vocabulary is 60% cursing and how his media persona would never betray that. I love his need to solidify himself as the unofficial face of the NHL. I love that he shoulders the responsibility of winning so entirely that every loss is a personal failure. I love that his true desires are buried so deep he barely ever even allows himself to recognise them. I love how much he loves being filled, how he craves having Ilya inside him, how he can’t let him leave without tasting him, even after he already fucked him. I love how the only time he can truly let go is when he trusts Ilya to bring him physical pleasure. I love his awkwardness and his pretty face and his freckles and his complete inability to communicate effectively. I just love Shane Hollander.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

I could SO imagine an au where Ilya thinks Shane is playing like some 4D level mind fuck game with him when he comes over to shake his hand (twice) and compliment his playing, so instead of doing his cocky asshole schtick he earnestly takes the compliment and returns it in kind. And then Ilya goes in for the kill, expecting to call Shane's nice guy bluff by asking for his number. Ha. Bet you weren't expecting THAT, Hollander.

But then Hollander seems,,, weirdly pleased?? And,,, actually complies?? Before practically skipping off, like he got what he wanted?? What??

And then they're texting back and forth and Ilya still partly thinks this is some kind of long con, but then it's been weeks and then it's been longer and suddenly they're at the draft and Shane is looking around the room and when he spots Ilya his entire face lights up and he's making a beeline for Ilya and he's still smiling as he says "Ilya!" like he's happy to see him,,, because he IS happy to see him. Because they've been messaging basically constantly for months now and oh fuck oh shit Ilya is so so deeply screwed.

And so, instead of their canon rivals-with-benefits arrangement, we get the ten year slow burn best friends to lovers narrative.

[mybloodstream-caffeine]

@martelldoran COMING IN WITH THE STEEL CHAIR:

[goth-queen]

[official-arson-posts]

Official Arson post

[mothmanmothplan]

I call this one "Wallace and Gromit go to Silent Hill ".

[mina-logan]

I like to think they’re tucked away in a corner at a farmers market somewhere.

[hollanovcat]

happy pride month !!

[bizarrelittlemew]

please mr tierney he is asking so nicely

[actuallysara]

Hudson Williams at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards | May 31, 2026

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[speculative]

Taiko no triangleposting by airuei

[johncraft2003]

[thunderbottle]

they should let me design tshirts

[thunderbottle]

i really struck a chord here didnt i