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old enough to remember when smut was called ‘lemons’ but young enough that i had absolutely no business knowing that smut was called ‘lemons’ at the time

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not even a third wheel cause i dont have two friends

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Beau!

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when mary shelley said “not to sound like a horrible soul but i cannot afford to be around second-rate souls”

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I love Rose Tyler because every time she encountered a new alien life form or a fellow human that seemed to be mistreated in some way she went “HELLO DO THEY TREAT YOU WELL, HOW MUCH DO THEY PAY YOU, ARE YOUR BASIC RIGHTS BEING VIOLATED, DID YOU KNOW YOU ARE ENTITLED TO AN EIGHT HOUR SHIFT AND THREE WEEKS OF VACATION ALSO YOU COULD JOIN A UNION, MY NAME IS ROSE I’M HERE TO HELP” and that was just so rad of her

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It’s because she worked in retail

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Me, a top member of the LGBT death squad, hunting heteros for sport.

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Laura, as Vex: “[wooshing noise] Oh my goodness, darling, I look amazing! Who knew being a Funko would be so... flattering? But! You know what would make this even better? I invoke duplicity! Pop! [laughs] Nice try, but, um, wrong campaign, darling. Oh, right. My bad. [laughs] [singing, as herself] There’s two of me, bitches! I got two Pops! Wut wut wut wut wut! Top that, Vax! Deedeedeedee!”

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Update, Liam saw and decided to punish all of us:

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I know there’s already posts about Sun and Moon imagery fitting Joe and Nicky but I’ve been thinking about it all day and it’s just absolutely sending me.

Joe is a big grin in the helicopter and Nicky is a crooked smile in return.

Nicky is a close but soft hug with eyes closed and a hand gently cupping Andy’s head and Joe is a bear hug that lifts Andy off her feet and makes her laugh.

Joe is a shout of laughter and Nicky is a huff and a smirk.

Joe is a swift glance of concern on the kill floor and Nicky is a look of cold fury.

Joe is the big spoon, warmth and gentle touch at Nicky’s back, and Nicky is the wall between Joe and the world.

Joe is warm and easy teasing, “depends on the century” and Nicky is quiet sincerity, “we were meant to find each other.”

Nicky wakes instantly, reaching for a gun and Joe wakes slower, reaching for Nicky.

Joe is “wake up” and Nicky is “I’m here.”

Joe is an impassioned speech about his love, and Nicky is a look and an “incurable romantic.”

Joe is an irritated headbutt and a “there’s your balance, asshole,” and Nicky is the quiet threat of “as is yours.”

Joe is shouting his heartbreak at Booker’s betrayal, hurling angry words and Nicky is silence and a hard stare.

So many little ways that they are opposites and reflections of each other. So many little ways they fit together and I’m just a mess about it, okay??

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au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married

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“How could you kill your HUSBAND?!” and Luke gets away with his hand because Anakin’s too confused trying to figure out when he and Obi Wan got married and why he’s only learning about it now

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I feel like adhd bored is different than neurotypical bored because like. You don’t understand. I have a billion things I could be doing. I turn on the tv. I stare at the Netflix screen for five minutes. Flip through shows and movies for the next thirty minutes. Nothing looks good. I put in a video game. Play for two minutes. Not feeling it. I load up YouTube. Watch half a video before closing the app. Maybe I’ll read a book? I stare at my giant bookshelf. The thought of starting a new book seems too hard. I lay in bed and play phone games for six hours. Nothing has gotten done. Still bored.