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Last week was incredibly busy, but I’m excited to share with you all my new line of star themed gear, including my new Large Adventure Packs!
Now in the shop while supplies last. ^^
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a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
neville: *messes up his potion*
gordon ramsay: *holds neville between two slices of bread* what are you
neville: an idiot sandwich
no no no!
Imagine that this is Gordon Ramsay a la Masterchef Junior
Neville: *messes up the potion, realizes it, starts crying quietly*
GR: What’s going on?
Neville: *explains how he messed up*
GR: Oh gosh okay…we can fix this, don’t cry, see, it’s fine now? Just be more careful when you’re adding the Newt’s eyes, all right? Drop them in gently. There we go. No more tears.
Neville: *giggles wetly, wiping eyes*
Yes, he only screams when he’s dealing with people that claim to know what they’re doing and clearly dont, when he’s teaching he’s very kind and patient because they’re still learning.
He’d probably do the bread thing to Malfoy.
nononononono. I get that Malfoy is a bit of a twat, but he’s still a kid. It’d be the teachers fucking up that he’d have trouble with.
Ramsay: All you had to do was treat it with a fucking Beozar!
Slughorn: It was a stressfu-
Ramsay: How long have you been teaching potions?!
or
Ramsay: So you’re going to raise this boy SPECIFICALLY so he can die as part of your twisted little scheme?
Dumbledore: It’s for the greater good, professor.
Ramsay: The greater fucking good?! *holds two slices of bread either side of dumbledoor’s face* What are you?
Dumbledore: Am I, per chance, an idiot sandwich?
Ramsay: Yes, you fucking are.
Okay, now I can reblog it!
@marauders4evr
Fantastic!
@alrightanakin
I’m in love
I MUST HAVE REBLOGGED A THOUSAND TIMESSSS
My favorite Gordon Ramsey moment is from the latest season of Master Chef Jr.
Gordon had run in to help a group of struggling kids with a team challenge and one of the older kids, a 12 year old boy, wasn’t passing attention while taking a pan out of the oven and not only spilled all the food but scalded Gordon.
It’s clear Gordon’s leg is in pain. He’s been badly burned without warning. But he doesn’t scream. He doesn’t yell, not even in pain, and he doesn’t go off on the child who is now frozen in fear. He calmly tells the child to set the pan down and to close the oven, safety first. Then tells him to go restart the food he was making, calm instructions.
My husband and I grew up in abusive homes where any mistake meant parents getting angry (my husband is terrified of spills or broken glasses because that meant beatings growing up, for me, anything going wrong, that could upset my mother, even if it wasn’t my fault meant screaming and emotional abuse).
I didn’t know someone could be so calm. That someone could not get angry, and put aside what they’re feeling (in this case a lot of physical pain) and not take it out on those around them, even when someone around them had messed up, because that person is a child.
Gordon Ramsey is a survivor of child abuse himself and as an adult, the most non-abusive person ever when it comes to kids.
@captainsbabysitter-blog and I were just talking about Gordon Ramsey the other day.
Yes we were and I was lamenting how everyone seems to love Bobby Flay (who by many accounts is actually an asshole) while Gordon gets such a shit rep because of Kitchen Nightmares where people who run shit restaurants mere minutes away from poisoning someone tell Gordon Fucking Ramsey that he doesn’t know what he’s talking about and they know more about running a restaurant than he does.
I get so salty, y’all.
There were once three brothers who desired the same woman. Each of the brothers wanted to win her heart, so each of them went out and found a gift.
The first brother presented a bundle of rare flowers. “I saw these and thought of you, as you are both beautiful.”
But the woman turned him down. “You are most flattering, but beauty is fleeting. These flowers will not remain beautiful forever, and nor shall I. That you thought first of my beauty is telling, and you would not make a good husband.”
The second brother presented a fresh kill. “I have slain this beast as proof of my prowess. So long as you are my wife, you shall not want for food or warm pelts.”
But the woman turned him down. “You are indeed skilled, but there is pride in your heart. That you thought first of me as a possession is telling, and you would not make a good husband.”
The third brother presented a knife. “I made this for you. It is simple and unadorned, but I can vouch for its edge. It is a tool and a promise. You can use it to defend yourself, and I ever become a threat, then I can only blame myself.”
The woman, nodding, accepted his gift. “You are humble, and acknowledge that things may change between us. That you give me the means to succeed, come what may, is telling, and you would make a good husband.”
She married the third brother, and for the time they remained together, they had more good times than bad, until they parted amicably.
—Traditional orc parable, explaining why knives are a customary gift in orcish courting rituals
oh honey don't go to claire's to get your ears pierced. there's a lot of negative reviews on them. plus they're not trained properly to pierce ears and they use the wrong equipment. I went to them before and big mistake and ended up with infections. your best bet is to go to a tattoo parlor, they're trained and use the right equipment and it's not painful at all
I actually didn’t need to get my ears pierced. I went there when I was 9 and things went fine. But turns out, my holes were still open, even after like 4 or 3 years of me not wearing earrings. They just felt closed I guess (if that makes sense)? So, I didn’t need to get them pierced. I just got a few earrings but I’m stuck with the studs for awhile (I think 3 weeks until I can change into something else).
And my mom would never take me to a tattoo parlor. My mom doesn’t like tattoos (and even tho I wouldn’t get one) she still wouldn’t take me there.
But thanks for the advice? Idk. I’ll probably keep wearing earrings so I’ll never have to go back there. Plus, the one I went to was or well it seemed fine idk dkwnwn.
EDIT: Sorry I didn’t answer this sooner. It was ironic but I already left for Claire’s when I got this I guess bc I just got back awhile ago and it’s like 10:01 PM so…whoops.
haha it’s np, just thought i’d share some helpful advice, and whenever i see any mention about Claire’s it’s kinda a red flag for me due to my personal experience. and the parlor is to each their own i guess (my apologies since I really don’t know your age plus i’ve been following your blog for a while and assumed you were my age) but hey that’s good to hear
Corgi on a Carousel
HIS NAME IS MEATBALL
This is the cutest thing omg
I love this.
Can’t not reblog Meatball the Corgi, plus the music!
But IT IS TRUE!
Reasons my new physics prof is adorable
- on the first day of class he brought his favorite toy truck from when he was a child - is from Argentina and has a cute accent and sometimes speaks in Spanish on accident - teaches us Spanish phrases for fun - very tall and awkward and has super curly hair that falls into his face constantly - giggles at his own jokes - on the second day of class he showed us pictures of his cat eating a salami - the cat’s name is Pants
- i saw his teaching notes today and he doodles little flowers in the margins of his notebook
- Brought us a smiley face balloon to cheer us up when the weather was bad
- played with legos for half the class
- likes balloons a whole lot
It’s now the middle of summer. I do research in the physics department, my office is right across the hall from his. And so:
- He knows I’m into observational astronomy and despite him being a nuclear astrophysicist himself he will email me (and some of the other observationalists) interesting articles and videos about astronomy, usually and around 2am, the poor insomniac
- He became a dad yesterday! In his email he said “sorry, I won’t be in this week, I’ll be frantically googling how to take care of a newborn instead”
- his last name is Estrada and so I simply replied “congratulations on becoming an Estradad!!!” To which he replied “:D”
This is the quality content i’m on this site for, bravo, tell him he’s amazing
Fr? Lemme check this out
Here’s the link to all of the free online classes offered by Harvard:
https://www.edx.org/school/harvardx
But TBH I prefer the MIT Open Coursewear approach. Feel like taking a class on the policy and economics of nuclear engineering? MIT’s got you covered:
https://ocw.mit.edu/courses/find-by-topic/#cat=engineering&subcat=nuclearengineering&spec=nuclearsystemspolicyandeconomics
In fact they’ve got you covered with A LOT of their courses, everything from fine arts to immunology.
Have fun :)
WHERE HAS THIS BEEN THE LAST TWO YEARS
Y'all look what I just registered for
Harvard teaches divination now
I’m taking this one too!
Selfish Or Unaware [AU!Raestrao]
Pairing: AU!James x Female!Reader
Warning: Cursing, mentions of dark and or traumatizing things (could be triggering, please read at your own risk, especially if you have not read my brief decription of said AU)
A/N: Reader is based loosely on someone, hurr hurr, I tried to be vague but y’knoww. Also, one or two interactions with one of his brothers is from a previous stand-alone (An AU!Sam one). Can’t link shit bc tungle is dumb. also yayyy for random shiitt
The life James has led so far was far from a good one. He’s seen things, done things, that no one should have. He’s aware he suffered far less physical abuse than his brothers- in fact, he’s horrifically aware of it. He knows he was the favorite- that he would have been the one to have the throne and rule over everything their bastard father had. He knows, and it haunts him. It haunts him because he shouldn’t feel how he feels. He shouldn’t have yearned so strongly for freedom or.. or for her.
Keep reading
everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)
Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers
So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!
If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else
Some big spicy joy pls
SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE
GIMME SOME BIG SPICY JOY!
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
voidethered:
ask-omnipony:
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
Alright, I gotta try this!
Can’t be that bad!
….
…oh my god…
ask-gmodsfmrocks:
LOL
This just gets better and better
This is one of my favourite things to look at
holy shit this stuff is back
The Gravity Falls one though
i wonder if it works for flower crowns?
here goes nothin-
w HAT THE
DID I JUST-
WHAT THE FUCK
Okay Clearly something is up.
Hmm… I wonder
I’m sure nothing could possibly…
HOLY SHIT
IT GOT BETTER
I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!
I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…
Never not reblog
IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.
Oh my God, there are so many new ones
Friggin, yis
Always reblog.
IT HAS EVOLVED
The legend marches on…
BEWARE THE MAGIC OF HATS
JDNXHSBSBF
I T ‘ S B A C K
a classic meme from when the world was less of a tire fire
ITS ON MY BLOG YESSSS
THIS IS WONDERFUL.
time to bring back outdated memes…
what could possibly go wrong?
eww, it smells like fuckboi
welp, down this rabbit hole we go…
nothing’s happeni-
WTF-
Oh boy, this meme
I wonder if this would work with a wolf hat.
May as well try it.
Please don’t be awful, please don’t be awful, please don’t b-
get wet 4 furry
This is obviously fake
Look, I’ll prove it
Y’all are just acting
Watch and learn
WTFFFFFF
Should…… should I…….
DO IT!
Whelp guess I gotta put on the hat now
Can’t be that bad, I mean what’s the worst a squid hat can do to m-
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Holy shit this is getting so freaking better than I thought XD
CASH MONEY
THE FLOWER CROWN
I FINALLY FOUND IT I CANT BREATHE
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTs!
QUICK REBLOG IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST AGAIN
NEED TO REBLOG
It’s back and it’s on my dash
google thanos and click on his gauntlet.
Art blog
So first post.. My old art blog I deleted since it was marked for adult content.. Which it might have had nude drawing on it, but I can’t remember. So I decided maybe fresh start would be good since I’m an adult now and well.. Maybe I can put more professional things on here.
guys if you could give this sweetheart a follow. My girlfriend is so amazing and cool just like her artwork. Also take a peek through her work through the years and be sure to like any of her posts. She’s worked so hard to get where she’s at and i’m so proud of her and happy to see how far she’s gone through her time at art school and makes me love her more and more each day <3
Glory for Remnant
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/Vd1XaR
Prints available here : https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/dishwasher1910/w9-rwby-x-nier/ All HD images, alternative version and PSD file are available on my Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/Dishwasher1910
Happy birthday Zen
Don’t worried..Mc will give him better present that that..
Happy (late) White Day
