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What a beautiful image pets give us when they show their love !

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Feelings

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Falling for you//the 1975

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Doctor and Companions + HUGS | Requested by Anonymous

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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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these are all the geek equivalents of Lovecraft’s Cat’s Name

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his cats name couldn’t be that bad!!!! it’s a cat, what’s the worst name?

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i am wrong, what the fuck

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Me every time this post comes back

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go Google why chainsaws were invented, it’s really fun :)

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why.

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I’ve seen everything at this point, so why were chain saws in-

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oh what the FUCK WHY

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Prompt I will never do anything with: instead of being given to the Dursleys, Harry Potter is put up for adoption and is adopted by the Addams Family

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Gomez, being forcibly removed from the stands of a Hogwarts quidditch match for the third time: MY BOY! MY BOY’S UP THERE! HE’S SEEKER!

McGonagall, sweating: Mr. Addams, how do you keep sneaking onto grounds

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As I said to @door :

Wednesday is woefully jealous of how dramatic Harry’s origin is and fiercely protective of him, only SHE is allowed to torture him

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Harry’s hair would be more slicked back and shinier than Draco could ever hope to achieve Harry still gets sorted into Gryffindor Morticia says he gets that from Gomez’ side of the family

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Meanwhile Wednesday gets into Hogwarts as well,

*During House assigning*

Professor McGonnagal: Wednesday Addams.

Wednesday *begins to get up*

Sorting hat: Yeah no, no, sit back down kid. You’re Slytheren. I have never been more sure of anything in my existence.

*Later at Slytheren dorm*

Draco: Well look, if it isn’t Potter’s little Mudblood sister, listen up you little…

Wednesday: *Shoots Malfoy a glare which instantly silences him.* You will listen to me and listen carefully. I do not like repeating myself. Harry is off limits. In fact, everyone in Gryffondor is off limits, that goes for the rest of you. If you cause ANY trouble for my adopted brother, you will answer directly to me. Is this understood?

Draco:…Yes mum.

*Later in potions class*

Snape: Potter, you were two seconds late, twenty points from Gryffondor.

Wednesday: *Picks up beaker and smashes it on the floor.* Professor Snape. I have wilfully destroyed school property. I believe that is a twenty point deduction from Slytheren house.

Snape: Did you? Well I didn’t see it so.

Wednesday: *Gets up, walks to the front of the class, looking Snape in the eye the entire time, smashes another beaker on the ground right in front of him.* Twenty. Points. From Slytheren.

Snape:….. Alright then twenty points from Slytheren.

Wednesday: *Returns to seat, still glaring at Snape*

Snape: Now before we get on with classes I have the results of last weeks pop quiz, fairly expected stuff, Mr. Weasley you did adequate, but your penmanship was atrocious which is…

Wednesday *Grabs another beaker and holds it up with a look on her face that says ‘I can keep this up as long as you can old man’*

Snape:….Something you should work on in the future.

*Later*

Draco: Can’t you just expel her professor?

Snape: Well I could in theory, but considering her muggle father keeps somehow sneaking in here I think whether she has permission to be here or not is rather Academic. Besides, I’m not crossing her after what she did to Umbridge.

Draco: *Shudders* Don’t remind me.

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This is one of those posts I’m going to watch for hopefully in future to see what awesome new additions it gets. Go on Tumblr, be brilliant!

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please keep me informed as well

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I just imagined the third book when they learn Sirius Black is trying to kill Harry, and is his godfather.

Gomez: well that makes him family, we must invite him over.

Harry: but father, everyone says he’s trying to kill me.

Gomez: oh, of course, how thoughtless of me. Lurch, put away the swords for guests and sharpen up the good swords we use for special occasions! A relative visiting is one thing, but a murderous relative needs to be celebrated.

Harry: thank you, father.

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XD and as soon as they find sirius is innocent hed be welcomed into the family with open arms.

Can you imagine the Addams during the fight at the ministry of magic or at hogwarts?

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Gomez with a sword

Mortitia with man eating plants

Pugsley with explosives

Wednesday just keeps pulling bigger and bigger weapons out of those tiny pockets on her dress. She has a wand but never uses it!

A death eater turns a corner and she’s inexplicably there with a cannon!

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Okay but the Addams Family going off on Dumbledore for all the BS he put Harry through without warning him like he could have. (Because fuck that shit. Destiny/fate my ass.)

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Just…just all of this… Mortisha: So how was your first year of schooling children? Wensday: *pouting* Harry got to see a 3 headed dog and play with it. Harry: Only a little! Gomez: Oh how fun! Maybe we should look into getting one or 2!

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All the yes

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How am I only just finding this, this is brilliant

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When they find out Lupin was fired for being a werewolf they offer him a place to stay. Granmama brews his wolfbane potion every month, better than Snape!

And they start calling him “cousin Remus” before the end of the second week.

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Hagrid, of course, is always welcome in their house along with any creatures he’s adopted and needs to hide from the authorities.

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Anakin Skywalker🖤

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There’s something so gentle and humble in the way Henry Cavill portrays Sherlock that had me in awe. Differently from other adaptations of his character, in Enola Holmes Sherlock is quiet. He’s smart, but he keeps it to himself. He may be partially disconnected from society, but he doesn’t have difficulties in interacting with strangers. He has a very unique way of seeing things and the world he lives in, but he’s humble and minds his own business. He has trouble in communicating with Enola not because of her, but because he cares about her and that surprises him. She had never really interested him (mainly because of their age gap) but when he meets her again, for some unknown reason, he finds himself wanting to help her and maybe even protect her. He worries about her and trusts her mind. Even in such a short amount of time, he’s intrigued by Enola... most likely because she and her uniqueness remind him of himself. He does not only start caring about her, but he expresses his desire to educate her and raise her after reuniting with her at the end of the movie. In conclusion, in this adaptation Sherlock is still resembling the original character: slightly cold, not afraid to state the truth, smart and disconnected from the world. But the way Henry lets small ounces of warm, gentle humanity show through his portrayal was a great addition to the character, especially in this context. I can’t wait to see if there will be a sequel to Enola Holmes — and in that case I’d really like to have more soft wholesome content between the two siblings!