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24| +18 only | They/Any, DemiPan, Affable - From Affability — Having the tendency to be friendly ⭐️ #mommabearv

[velartis]

“what radicalized you” bro EMPATHY

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Silly things happening

[creature-lala]

Just some superbat doodles bc they’re so cute 😩

[commiegoth]

I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

[gauntletqueen]

It works in motion too!! Took me half an hour asdgfsadfghas

[infininoodle]

[teatimetaker]

Instagram (social media in general tbh) is really starting to piss me off but I still want to share my art cause I love drawing and its fun and don't want my art to stay sitting in my art folder

Anyway here's Dick and Bruce (shockingly enough this one of his better parenting moves)

[baedarob]

"Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something"

DC!! GIVE DAMIAN A RACCOON AND MY LIFE IS YOURS!!

Anyway, I really liked the idea of Damian with a raccoon. I've literally been dying to draw it all week

[skippersthecat]

the reason Phineas and Ferb is one of my favorite shows of all time is because adult jokes in other family shows are usually about sex. in Phineas and Ferb they are referencing classic literature and bureaucracy.

[spicy-apple-pie]

Duke is so not afraid of Jason.

Like people are all kinda sensitive to Jason about his death when they first meet him or never even get past the tip toeing. But Duke is like "Wait so you died?"

And Jason's like "Yeah."

And Duke is silently processes before deciding "Skill issue" was the appropriate response.

Jason obviously finds this hilarious and genuinely admires Duke's balls and that's how Duke got boosted to Jason's favourite within 15 minutes of meeting each other.

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce not having a sibling to grow up with probably was so weirded out by the dynamic his kids have going on with each other. Like he’s appalled when he hears them talking to each other sometimes, like Damian saying “Sometimes I look at you and my hand itches for a crowbar, Todd” over something as small as stealing his last chocolate bar from the fridge or being completely confused by Dick slapping files out of Tim’s hands when passing or Jason messing up Damian’s hair after he’s spent fifteen minutes on it before a gala or Dick and Tim fighting over the remote or some shit, He thinks he’s in some sort of alternate timeline when his kids who were literally strangling each other an hour ago are now in a pile on the couch watching a movie together. And it just confuses him to hell when his kids unionize against him though they literally just had a screaming match that morning.

[robs-your-robins]

Some Reporter: So Bruce, adopting another kid?

Bruce, babysitting toddler Jon for Clark: Adopted? I've never adopted a child in my life. Do your homework.

Reporter: Uh, Dick Grayson? Jason Todd? Tim Drake? Cassandra Cain? Ring a bell?

Bruce: Those are my children

Reporter: Yes but they're adopted. They aren't your biological children.

Bruce: I don't know what biological means. I gave birth to all my children. Including this one. Wave hi to the cameras, Jon.

*a few years later*

Jon: Is Bruce Wayne my mother?

Clark: *chokes on his coffee*

Lois, holding back tears of laughter disguised as regret: We knew this day would come, Clark.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

nuclear power is impressive until you get up to why. "we use the most precisely engineered machinery ever created to split atoms to release energy" oh yeah how come? "boil water to turn a fan" get the fuck out

[darinaethelaianprophet]

The power of atom turns out to be, yet again, the power of steam

[kendoola]

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Gotham has so many rogues and most of them don’t actually cause that much trouble in the grand scheme of things, so other than the really big ones, like joker, news about Gotham rogues can get pretty muddled outside the city which leads the JL to believing that Batman and Manbat are the same person and that their colleague sometimes turns into a giant bat monster but they don’t bring it up bc they think it’s a sensitive topic

Which eventually leads to a scenario like this mid combat when they’re getting pretty desperate:

Green Lantern: I know we’re not supposed to talk about it or whatever, but it would be really helpful if you could turn into a giant bat right now, spooky

Batman, having zero context for this comment, pausing mid fight to look at Hal like he just grew a second head: What the fuck are you talking about, Jordan?

Green Lantern, suddenly much less confident: Um…you know how you…turn into a giant bat?

Batman, utterly bewildered, turning to the other members but finding that he is clearly the only one out of the loop: what is happening right now

[goodbye432]

hiding this in the tags????

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce finally seeing a baby photo of Damian that was taken when he's like two or so and just being so confused because Damian's eyes are brown. Not green like they are now or baby blue. Damian is confused when Bruce asks, "it was taken before the first time I died." And Bruce just stares at his eleven or twelve year old son, because what do you mean he's died before? Turns about that Damian has been seriously hurt or close to death enough times during training under the League that he's been dunked into the pits at least about ten times which as a consequence has permanently changed his eyes. To Damian it wasn't a big deal so he doesn't understand why Bruce has excused himself to either yell at Talia over the phone or to breakdown a little in private. That's his boy, his son, what do you mean these things happened and he couldn't prevent it or that didn't even know. He's a wreck for about an hour before pulling himself together to face his son only to find Damian just chilling in the living room, asking where Alfred went. Bruce is puzzled because Alfred was around a moment ago and didn't say anything about leaving. Turns out upon hearing the commotion, Alfred asked Damian what went on and Damian told him. Bruce just swears and starts for the Bat Cave, yelling for Damian to call Dick or Tim or anybody who can help him stop Alfred.

Meanwhile, at the League's base:

Alfred, sliding a new magazine into the gun and clearing the chamber: Now, we were at 7? Master Damian said he's been in the pit, ah, yes ten times. Let's crack on shall we?

Ra's, slowly dragging himself toward the pit over the bodies of all the League assassins who thought they could take on this old English guy, body like Swiss cheese: fuuuuuuuuck

[robs-your-robins]

Bruce Forgetting He's Batman on Patrol part 2

Yes, Bruce forgetting he's the Bat when the Robins or the Bat Family screw up but I would like to add, Bruce doing this to other people. He's so tired, so done, he just restores to factory settings - Bat Dad.

Poison Ivy after swamping an entire high rise in moss and vines: "Ivy do you pay rent in that building? No? Then stop growing shit on the walls."

Tying up up the Riddler and giving him a pat on the head before taking off: "That's not going anywhere"

Commissioner Gordon approaching Batman who has his eyes closed, Bats waking up going: "I'm just resting my eyes."

After Penguin gets a bloody nose fighting Batman: "Looks like we'll have to amputate."

Talon clinging to the side of some building: "Get the hell down. I’m not going to tell you again"

Two Face after making a shitty decision he clearly isn't too happy about: "If the coin told you to jump off a cliff, would you?"

Mr Freeze creating an "endless" winter: "STOP MESSING WITH THE THERMOSAT"

The Joker mimicking Bats: "Don't use that tone with me."

Bane yelling "I AM BANE": "Hi Bane, I'm Batman"

[heyget]

Since Damian is the blood son, and Jason canonically looks the most like Bruce, they’d likely look the most similar out of anybody in the Batfam.

Which I think would lead to moments like

Roy: The second robin? I thought you died, what-

*Damian enters*

Roy:

Roy, empathetically: Must’ve been hard

Jason: NO

Or,

Reporter: And Jason and Damian, do they share the same mother?

Bruce: what

A cloaked figure in the stands: *loudly* YES THEY DO

Bruce: Talia???

Not to forget,

Jon, waking up after getting knocked out from a battle with Damian, watching Jason enter the room

Jon:

Jon, more panicked by the second: ...Damian? Is that you?

Jason:

Jason, reading Damian's handsigns from out the window

Jason: Yes. You've been in a coma for 10 years.

[robs-your-robins]

I want Bruce to sometimes forget he's Batman on missions and go full on Dad. Just imagine being a Gothamite and seeing grown ass Nightwing or bulked as a fucking tank Red Hood or katana wielding Robin getting yelled at by Batman for doing something reckless, the Bat laying into them with the usual dad script of 'I am so disappointed in you' or 'this is inexcusable behaviour' or 'I didn't raise you like this' or 'we are going to have a conversation about this when we get home' and if you think that a rogue is going to interrupt the rant, you are so fucking wrong. A clip goes viral in Gotham of Batman yelling at Red Robin for triggering an explosive batarang just a little too close to some civilians, nobody gets hurt but it is a close call. Two Face appears on scene, about to pull some shit when Batman is mid-rant. The Bat doesn't even look at him just sticking up a warning finger saying, 'Don't you fucking start, Dent' And Two Face just slinks off, looking guilty as fuck.

[papayafromtv]

how much do you wanna bet that the justice league sees how fucking insane the batkids are and tries to criticise bruce's parenting only to rapidly backpeddle when bruce just deadpan whistle-calls the nearest batkid over and gestures towards them like 'alright, then. you try bringing it up as a healthy adult.'

jason is stood there, gun twirling in-hand, shit eating grin on his face, and innocently he goes 'are you my new daddy?'

oliver's eyes widen in fear and he sputters out a 'o-oh i don't- i don't think-'

'yeah, that's what i thought.' bruce snaps. 'come on, jason.'

oliver watches bruce wrap an arm around jason's shoulders and lead him away, and as they leave he hears jason go 'i shot a guy like- directly through the nose ring, nothing but net style, so i won the competition and i get to pick dinner for tonight.'

bruce's steps falter just barely. 'and the man you shot-?'

'oh, fuckin exploded like an egg out the microwave. ruined damian's new sweater.'

bruce sighs.

'i want italian.'

'you had italian yesterday.'

'i want italian.'