The Frosted Flake

27 year old dude but who cares. Was once described as a “ lazy whimsicott”.

[afflicteduranuss]

In a world full of black cats and golden retrievers, I am but a humble tabby

[paxamericana]

[kumkaniudaku]

And then you can’t even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg it’s so strict???

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

[orcboxer]

After a 5 year hiatus, national embarrassment Conor McGregor debuts in his own mma tournament called World's Baddest Man and his very first move is to blow out his knee and collapse to the ground

[orcboxer]

[emotion-deluxe]

Whatever. *smacks your pokemon with my massive fucking cock, killing it instantly*

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[dogpuppy]

[sourcreammachine]

the engineers designing the tesla truck

[orcboxer]

kinda bullshit the English language doesn't have a discrete word for an unlit campfire. you light a campfire, but what is it before you light it? also a campfire, I guess. I need to invent a word that can be intuitively understood as "the arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire"

[dorian-they]

well "an arrangement of wood that is intended to become a campfire" sounds like it's just a bundle of sticks and I think there is a collective word for that maybe

[orcboxer]

[tropiyas]

[romanceyourdemons]

people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

[romanceyourdemons]

if nothing else trying to tune out the sounds of anakin and padme going to town as i contemplate the babbling brook gave me a brief but vivid window into what it’s like to be obi wan kenobi

[memeuplift]

[teaboot]

Nah man that's a northern bobwhite

[robinparravel]

I love Bruce

[molabuddy]

[fairycosmos]

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

[fuck-customers]

[transfemininomenon]

dark souls 3 is ten years old ????

[transfemininomenon]

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[ambienne]

This tweet means a lot to me.

[ambienne]

It’s probably a really cool and good sign that this post I made in 2014 is going around again, right?