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traaumaa

*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy

screenshotsofdespair

befikra

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

befikra

egberts

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

sator-the-wanderer

Look at him: this is absolutely the least amount of weasel you can have

daughterofsarenrae

To really put it in perspective

flootzavut

Immediately I love him

lolotehe

That looks like a great way to lose a finger.

rederiswrites

Just watched Adam Conover (of Adam Ruins Everything) make such a solid point that I think we should spread far and wide. Yes, having AI write your emails is lazy, sure, but people love being lazy. We need to really emphasize that sending AI emails (or using AI responses on social media, or publishing AI flyers, or or or) is rude.

It's rude. You're making someone take their time to read something you couldn't bother to write. You're telling them they were so unimportant you couldn't be bothered to actually take the time to say something yourself. And frankly, you're lying about it while you're at it.

It's rude.

zyzscribbles

Important question

awkwardbirdsdreaming

Okay but I think these two are onto something

verbrannt74

Test subject

(no bird was harmed)

landsccape

alex51324

I like when there is a series of animals doing similar behavior and one of them is our good friend Household Cat.

chungledown-bimothy

reblog to tell a 14 year old that these are the very, very hard years and they're not wrong to feel the way they do.

nojglisrenaissance

I had a fifteen minute long crying session yesternight over the fact that all I was 10 years ago, at the ripe old age of 14, is lost and lonely, and now, at 24, I am neither and that filled me with so much gratitude

cecil-speaks

reblog to tell a teenager that these aren’t actually the best years of your life and that things can and will get better when you have independance and maybe are away from your situation right now.

Its me reblog to tell me that

sevastiel

Same thing with young adults. It can still get better. Your thirties aren’t when you’re getting old, that’s 70s-80s and we all know old people can be cool as hell anyway.

It might take time. More than has already passed, but it will get better.

It gets better. It does, right? Yeah. Yeah it gets better.

the-haiku-bot

It might take time. More

than has already passed, but

it will get better.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

lesbiantiana

i love how bugs bunny is totally calm as long as everyone leaves him alone but as soon as someone bothers him he’s like “ok. now i have to kill him”

ebon-sean

Bugs Bunny’s defining trait is that he never starts shit but ALWAYS finishes it

absolutely-esme

“Of course you realize this means war.”

fairycosmos

why is it so hard for people to grasp that disabilities disable and chronic illnesses are chronic. yes even when it inconveniences you. yes even when your patience runs out

anths-girl

☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻

leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082

surprised no one on here is talking about the snoopy toy who they put in artemis i for the moon trip

leohtttbriar-deactivated2025082

he’s in a space suit y’all don’t worry

joy-and-whimsy-official

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

seckshun

Nasa loves their Snoopy. Look up the Silver Snoopy award!

hawfstuff

mousegirlheart

i like to say things such as teehee, squeak, hee hoo, yippee and wahoo

important-animal-images

moniquill

'Borrowing the Tiger's Majesty' by Yuzu Kato

thanook

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.