fancy.

fka booyahfordhamlaw fka popculturesignature bee. new england. old as balls. asexual. loves cats and gay pirates.

[saintsebastiensbf]

there’s a special kind of grief you feel towards yourself when you’ve been mentally ill for as long as you remember. you see ppl saying they long to return to their old self but you don’t have an old self, or if there was, you can’t remember it. ur “old self” was a child. this self is all you’ve ever known. then there’s the fear that comes with trying to find out who you are without your mental illnesses, it’s all new to you and you don’t know if you’ll like who you’ll be

[captain-flint]

tummy 💖

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[ahumanfemale]

Top 0.13%. I am Shakespeare.

Anyone who has read my writing is aware this is a lie.

[afinefabric]

[forpiratereasons]

i think they should have pride month on the revenge. no explanation only a rainbow flag. rory kinnear shows up as yet another badminton and asks what's that for and jim says no cops at pride before pushing him overboard. this would fix me.

[wheeloffortune-design]

CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY

that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.

[deus-ex-aquila]

all right, I think I got this, I've got dual citizenship and I have another flag we can borrow from:

step 1

step 2

step 3

[varangianviper]

[wheeloffortune-design]

This is true bi/ace solidarity.

[afinefabric]

Dusting off my old, abandoned Tumblr because I need help finding an OFMD fic. I erased it from my AO3 history because I thought I bookmarked it, but I didn't and I didn't get to finish reading it and bleeeeeerg.

It takes place during a storm and Stede and his abandoned crew are in their capsizing dinghy, and Stede and Black Pete fall into the water, and that's all I know because I need to finish it!! HALP!

[dilucsrevenge]

there is something so personal about john mulaney calling himself a passaround party bottom on the very show he is hosting

[phoebedynevors]

Nothing brings me more joy than when people love what I do.

[beaniegara]

shane’s old tweets are just too good. 

[steven--lim]

This man doesn’t know fear

[snoopylovessoup]

[godlessondheimite]

The Signs as CATS Things

Aries - Betty Buckley following homeless people around to get into character for Grizabella Taurus - Hal Prince thinking it’s a political allegory Gemini - the rapping Rum Tum Tugger Cancer - “Betty, you’re playing a cat” Leo - Sondheim thinking they should have put a stack of money on stage instead Virgo - The anti-smoking ad Libra - The Now and Forever commercial Scorpio - Cats fanfiction Sagittarius - Gillian Lynne saying she’s “mad enough to murder over being replaced” Capricorn - ALW’s reaction to Nicole Scherzinger not being in the revival Aquarius - CATS discourse Pisces -“I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS!” commercial

[godlessondheimite]

The Signs as CATS (2019) Things

Aries - Mice with the faces of human babies Taurus - Skimbleshanks Gemini - Judi Dench looking at you Cancer - Ian McKellan drinking out of a cat bowl Leo - Rebel Wilson unzipping her skin Virgo - “MIIIILK” Libra - Idris Elba’s naked velvet body Scorpio - Human hands and feet Sagittarius - Robbie Fairchild’s unbridled sexual chemistry with everyone Capricorn - Jennifer Hudson hissing Pisces - Judi Dench lifting her leg while making “fuck me” eyes at Ian McKellan

[afinefabric]

Bless you for skipping Aquarius.

[jakegyllenhaal]

self care is unfollowing people who post negative shit about stuff that makes you happy

[alteanlotor]

self care is blocking two thirds of your own fandom

[aesthetiicly]

sex education season 2, episode 4

[afinefabric]

This representation means everything to me.

Everything.

[sizvideos]

[kingkyllo]

This makes me so happy

[ihadsuchhighhopes]

And if you can’t find a dad

a lesbian will work just as well

[jimmy-tiberius-deactivated20200]

I didn’t think it could get better but it got better

[thenatsdorf]

“Who is this?!” (via bri.brownie)

[butihavejoy]

ok but this is very much NOT how you are supposed to introduce a new cat, and for good reason, given the expression on the other cat’s face.

[afinefabric]

You want to get cats that hate each other? Because this is how you get cats that hate each other.

[decadent-hag]

Where that New England Gothic post

[ghostmunch]

This is accurate

[make--it--gayer]