[bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[avadcniels]

WIDOW'S BAY ⇢ 1x01 | WELCOME TO WIDOW'S BAY!

Um, so, um, this guy is gonna be in town for 24 hours. Now, Gerrie has already been, well, filling his ear with all kinds of nonsense. So I just want eyes on him the whole time.

[general-george-washington]

Free coffee if you go fuck up your car in leominster

[homosexualpigeon]

In the future they have cigarettes that don’t kill you and Dr McCoy has one million billion a day

[butchavadaniels]

[satanfemme]

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[bi-timetraveler]

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[phantomrose96]

“Tumblr age verification will not be needed,” tumblr staff stated upon confirming every single blog on the site is more than 10 years old.

“If you were literate enough to be posting about Johnlock in 2015 we can kind of just assume you’re good,” staff elaborated even though we did not ask them to.

[jone-slugger]

IT'S THRESHOLD DAY

[huariqueje]

I Heard You Looking - Jeremy Miranda , 2025.

American , b. 1980 -

Acrylic on panel , 24 x 20 in. 

[thermalmode]

[swarnpert]

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[urgetocreate]

Grzegorz Jacek Olejniczak (Polish b.1968), Before the Storm, 2024, Oil on canvas

[hometoursandotherstuff]