Perpetually Confused

Biochemist | she/hers multi-fandom: Heated Rivalry, Julie and the Phantoms, Newsies, Descendants, 9-1-1, Marvel, Survivor Gifs | Edits

[kropotkindersurprise]

[waldemarstr]

Have we considered that between Ilya Slavanov and Mr. Autism 3000 this is probably how they look to the outside world even when they're as happy as can be 😭

[bebx]

“We hope this email finds you well” babe, the only emails I hope find me well are the ones from Archive of Our Own

[fuckrozanov]

i love you weirdo freaks on my dash. never stop being weirdo freaks on my dash

[prokopetz]

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

[thetimetostrikeislater]

80% of the ocean has not been explored. There could be a completed fic with perfect tags down there.

[totearup]

Concept - sometime in the 2015-16 season Marley is traded to Ottawa. Both he and Ilya make dramatic social media posts about their husband going off to war or whatever. The Cliff/Ilya fans eat it up with a spoon. In 2018, when Ilya signs with Ottawa too, even the more serious sports media find themselves briefly considering the idea that there might be something more to this friendship, because why else would Rozanov go to a bottom ranked team like Ottawa?

Shane goes back and forth between weird pointless jealously that people think Ilya is fucking Cliff and relief that this is like a weird added security around their real relationship.

Ilya and Cliff both find the whole thing fucking hilarious.

[ilya-rozanova]

shane x ilya's curls

[desinteresse]

Men who talk shit about gold diggers underestimate the grit it takes to put up with an insufferable man, even when money is involved. We should be thanking them for their service like they are veterans.

[bambicoded]

ilyaberry

[lovesickbrat]

tumblr only toxic for miserable ppl i be on this bitch havin a ball

[daddario]

Obsessed with their hands in this scene

[shanerozanov]

heated rivalry + text posts // part eight.

[hollanovshome]

for anon who requested these as standalones <3

ilya domming & breeding kink version under the cut

give! him! a! baby!

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[shortwaveradioenthusiast]

[kingedwardsapphires]

Me stepping out of the optometry office after slamming four lokos with the doctor and immediately meeting the love of my life (but I have social anxiety)

[bark-barkley]

I WANT TO LOOK AT THINGS MADE BY HUMAN BEINGS

[softwetmoss]

And also occasionally by pufferfish