the other purple guy

I swear, you people see PINK and YELLOW and think, oh, a FRIEND!! Being a friend doesn't make them YOURS! Those teeth, they BITE! (wakes, they/it)

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[jame7t]

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

[shitty-tma-aus]

Jon starts doing Reddit aita post readings while he’s at Georgie’s. Then when Jonah tries to start the apocalypse he has to try to write a good enough aita post to be upvoted enough for Jon to see it and also have it “hello Jon apologies for the deception” him without other people thinking anything’s amiss. The apocalypse just never happens because Jonah can’t write good fake Reddit posts even without trying to use Jon as a lynchpin

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[james-spaders-third-ball]

god I love my county🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

[flipflopsavy]

Bleck's Minions & Gossiping

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

I will NEVER deactivate. and how DARE you

[beeeleenn]

today is the last saturday of 2012. reblog now or go @#!*% yourself because you won't get this chance ever again.

[nitw]

*jumps up and down waving my hands and yelling in a crowd* DISCORD WAS NEVER MEANT TO REPLACE FORUMS AND WIKIS!!! IT'S JUST EMBELLISHED CHATROOMS WITH MULTIPLAYER GAMING FEATURES AND LOOTBOXES AND SHIT!!! PLEASE PUT FAQS AND MESSAGE BOARDS OR AT LEAST A DIRECT EMAIL-BASED SUPPORT SYSTEM ON YOUR WEBSITE!!! 1GB NEOCITIES DOMAIN ZERO DOLLARS

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[sandersstudies]

Talking to my traumatized friends like “take your time responding and don’t feel any need to cater to my opinion in this matter just tell me the truth about what you feel. Your feelings are valid. ” and it’s about like choosing where to go to lunch.

[performing-personhood]

Y'all do not know how long it took for me to finally realize "telling other people what I think they want to hear" is not the nicest kindest choice for me to always make. And neither do I, because I'm still learning it, but as soon as I do I'll be sure to tell you How Long It Took.

Because, haha, it turns out? Most people actually don't need to be constantly right, always in control, and perpetually being reassured. And they'll feel funny (negative) when you treat them like they do. Because people mostly assume that how you treat them is a direct reflection of how you perceive them, and they will never assume you're treating them that way because of someone who literally isn't currently in the room.

Wild, I know.

In actuality, people already know you have a preference because that is a very normal thing to have. And because you're never as slick as you think you are, you definitely won't fool anyone by pretending you don't. So the actual kindest choice to make is to just be honest about what you want, because most people will feel most comfortable when they know for sure that the decision you've both made is truly a mutual agreement.

Genuinely? Mind-blowing concept. But a very helpful thing to remember.

[laluce1999]

How I be moving lately

[kiwinatorwaffles]

liking popular characters and ships but in a way that’s completely different from the majority of fandom is like being in the middle of the ocean and dying of thirst because the water around you is undrinkable

[kiwinatorwaffles]

liking unpopular characters and ships but in a way that’s completely different from like the 5 other people who like them is like being in a desert and seeing a mirage in the distance but when you approach it the water disappears

[comment-tube]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[justcatposts]

My 11-month male cat lets my foster kittens nurse on him.

(Source)

[nitewrighter]

[frankierohugejorts]

im sorry these are the funniest tags ive ever seen

[buttastic]

I see so many people saying shit like "the way fandoms behave makes me really nervous to write the story I want to write, what if my fandom sucks" and I just want to sit down with all of them and be like it's ok, you don't have to worry, you're not going to be famous