agardengrows @agardengrows - Tumblr Blog

love the genre of discourse that’s like “the world used to be [thing it never was] but now society is [I’m over thirty]”

inphront

evergreen post

starlitmyre

redlipstickresurrected

CJ Walker aka Ceeejus (American, based Queens, NY, USA) - Miss Meep, Risograph

i-am-a-fish

you're cute and it's tuesday

glassvase

I'm cute and it's tuesday

tittled

grandma ate my fucking pizza

sivavakkiyar

make neccessary corrections

beemovieerotica

catalystcomet-archive-deactivat

hello this is my favorite video ever please please

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el muchacho monday

bluberimufim

I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria

forthegothicheroine

#in the first bridgerton book daphne describes her crush feelings as if her heart is playing the queen of the night aria from the magic flute#which i can totally see if you have never found out what the words mean. very high and fluttery.#but the lyrics are along the lines of THE VENGEANCE OF HELL BOILS IN MY HEART. IF YOU DON'T MURDER THAT MAN I WILL DISOWN YOU.#and i laughed so hard i had to put the book down

via @tophatandboots

jackironsides

oh my god??

@lymeandcoconut

#lmaooooo #my fave is that episode of white collar where neil is doing a theft #and the music they play over it is leporello's 'here's the list of all the hundreds of women my boss has fucked' aria from don giovanni #it's supposed to just sound grand and sophisticated but the guy is singing about how DG fucks tall women short women #fat women skinny women princesses and peasants he fucks them all! #and here's the numbers broken down by nationality! #he's fucked over 1000 women in spain you know!

#oh and he's singing all this to a former conquest who tracked DG down because he promised to marry her then ditched her #anyway it's a lot