Romantic period is best period

[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[karmacamilleon]

they call me an undercover agent. the way i’m. under the covers :) cozy in bed :)

[ninjamonkeystudios]

Dear Undecided and Both Sides are Evil voters.

[daphnedumauriwhore-deactivated2]

merry ides of march

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[thatdisasterauthor]

Have you REALLY lost your scissors if you aren't walking around making scissor motions with your fingers in an attempt to lure them back out?

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

spellcasting with somatic compenents

[bungoustraypups]

this is a beautiful addition

[deerstar4]

making silly sounds doesn’t always have to serve a purpose and is sometimes done purely for whimsy’s sake

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

I want to see how much of tumblr is ace

Are you asexual/aspec?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMar 5, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

For those interested in LGBTQ solidarity, and especially for those who clicked "Yes," America's Far Right Media Mill is taking aim at the Ace Community, now.

As for aces on Tumblr, I think we may be a disproportionately large segment of users, because we can curate our own dashboards, and dodge a lot of the sexual hype that saturates the rest of our culture.

So we have more room to make a cozy spot for ourselves than on, say, TikTok or Instagram.

[victoria-pedretti]

BRENDAN FRASER accepts the award for ‘Best Actor’ at the 28th Critics Choice Awards (January 15, 2023)

[atomic58-blog]

[white-cishet-snail]

Our blessed tumblr

[greatnorthernofficial]

A holy site

[toastyboobs]

Nah nah nah, you ain’t hiding this in the tags

[puyopuyo]

i’ve had these posts looping like this for hours

[titkoks]

[princess--bongwater]

[calamitys-child]

I truly am obsessed with how Knives Out was like. Hello Daniel Craig, man who has spent the past two decades of his career being alternately beaten up and objectified playing an action hero with no personality. Would you like to please put on a shirt and an incomprehensible vaguely Texan accent and flex your character acting dark comedy muscles as well as your pecs for a while. And he’s like BOY WOULD I and they made a work of art. Also love that they put Chris Evans in sweaters. Get your beefcakes then dress them nice make them soft and give them some bonkers character work to do it’s what cinema needs more of

[calamitys-child]

I love that several people have responded to this with “op I forgive you cause you’re Scottish but that’s not a Texan accent” which is fair thank you I appreciate it but no two people have agreed on what accent it is which is also Absolutely fair and hilarious as a reaction to this film

[calamitys-child]

Cannot stress enough that I do not know what the fuck a foghorn leghorn is but literally a hundred people have said it to me so far so I’m assuming it’s important to, like, Americans

[not100bees]

[tricornking]

The idea that Foghorn Leghorn,

The Rhode Island rooster from Looney Toons, is one of the Elder Gods of America, is honestly fascinating from a theological and folkloric viewpoint

[lovetheirloves]

Pardon me, but he is a LEGHORN, not a RIR. It’s in his NAME. Leghorns are an Italian breed. And yes, he is an elder god.

[tricornking]

According to Foghorn’s Tvtropes page:

Presumably, it’s less that Foghorn Leghorn is a Rhode Island Rooster and more that he’s a Rooster who lives in Rhode Island, possibly a Central Virginian Leghorn Rooster living in Rhode Island, though that implies a complicated and interesting life story that took him from Central Virginia all the way to Rhode Island

[lovetheirloves]

I would not rely on TV Tropes as an unbiased source. Wikipedia simple says his species is officially “rooster” and mentions a Leghorn being a breed of chicken. TV Tropes probably thinks the Cornflakes chicken is a RIR too.

[lovetheirloves]

I am potentially willing to concede he is a “barnyard mix” (cross between breeds) and his father, Harold Leghorn, was a leghorn and his unnamed mother was a RIR or other dark variety.

[tdhppjpurple]

I love this site.

[lovetheirloves]

Sometimes it’s 1:30 am and you own chickens and you’re drinking whiskey in the bath tub and accuracy about iconic fictional chickens is the hill to die on, ok, and that’s why I love Tumblr. 

[microwave-and-dishwasher-safe2]

Where this post started

Where it ended up

[shadowblinder]

[der-unverantwortliche]

What’s not clicking babe

[konigstigerr]

yeah that'd just be weird

[funny-tik-toks]

[draconpyrothayan]

I know this is a "Jo Momma" joke, but her name was "Jocasta", so it works on the double

[livesunique]

Harlaxton Manor, Harlaxton, Lincolnshire, England,

©Paul Highnam / Country Life Picture Library

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