The Amazing Hawkeye

A Clint Barton RP blog (Mun&Muse Over 18)

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[afforced]

this was not going where I thought it was

[sarahpaulsonsfuckinglisp-deacti]

getting your period for the first time

[agent-hawkguy]

Natasha is demanding chicken for dinner. What is the world coming to?

[atheistj]

If Jeremy Renner was ever on Agents of Shield

[agent-hawkguy]

I could totally win American Ninja Warrior.

[agent-hawkguy]

A dog saved my life today. I'm keeping him. His name is Lucky and he's way cooler than Tony's pet robots.

[imoved5643347-deactivated201510]

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

[agent-hawkguy]

Drinking with Cap and Thor is actually no fun at all. Drinking with Nat is somehow worse.

[agent-hawkguy]

According to Steve, it's not a morning run if you finish after 12 pm. BS.

[agent-hawkguy]

"Um, I do. And I never lie. Besides, we both know I’m going to end up buying you lunch anyway. When I win, you’re going to do all of my paperwork for a week. No, two weeks."

[itsybitsywidow-archive-deactiva]

❝Psh.         I can finish two weeks worth                 in four days, Barton.❞

[agent-hawkguy]

"Fine. You can do a month's worth of paperwork for me. Shouldn't take you longer than a week, if you're really as fast as you say."

[agent-hawkguy]

"Wow okay. I should have seen that coming."

{chases after}

"What do I get when I win?"

{squirts one more time}

[itsybitsywidow-archive-deactiva]

❝Who says you’re winning?             You can buy me lunch afterward.❞

[agent-hawkguy]

"Um, I do. And I never lie. Besides, we both know I'm going to end up buying you lunch anyway. When I win, you're going to do all of my paperwork for a week. No, two weeks."

[agent-hawkguy]

I want a sandwich more than anything else in the world right now. But I also don't want to get up.

[agent-hawkguy]

There are pictures of me on the internet. I don't know how I feel about that.

[rp-archive-blog]

Collecting characters for Masterlist - Reblog if you are a Marvel RP blog.

[agent-hawkguy]

"Cheap shot."

{squirts face twice}

"What now? Looks like we’re even."

[itsybitsywidow-archive-deactiva]

❝Now you r u n.❞

{ squirts face three more times before running away. }

[agent-hawkguy]

"Wow okay. I should have seen that coming."

{chases after}

"What do I get when I win?"

{squirts one more time}

[agent-hawkguy]

I’ve been in the vent above Stark’s workshop for 3 hours and the team has just started looking for me. I’m giving Nat 20 minutes.

[cottonpastel]

Oh my gOD CLINT.

How’d you even get up there?!

Jesus. I need to check the security.

Clint please get out of my…

[cottonpastel]

So that’s where you go. We all just kinda figured you left.

Fine, you can stay up there.

Have you tried bothering Steve though? Or is his music all old man music?

[agent-hawkguy]

Steve’s no fun. He just invites me to “come down and stay a while.” And he listens to JAZZ.

Tell JARVIS to play some Bowie.

[cottonpastel]

Jarvis, you heard the man.

So, why exactly were you in the vents in the first place.

[agent-hawkguy]

Alright. This is why I like your robot butler better than most of the people who live here.

I don't know. I like it up here. It's quiet...mostly. And no one bugs me.

[clintashamcu97]

Clintasha & Text Posts Part 3