Roosterteeth and Cool Cars

My blog is full of stuff that makes me laugh, smile, or if its just downright awesome. My tastes vary a lot but there will always be Roosterteeth, Achievement Hunter, and automotive stuff in here.

[artbyfuji]

the “Goosebumps: RWBY Special” was great

[captainamerica1-6]

I knew he was a princess

[headbangingsappho]

the post-credits scene of infinity war 2 is gonna be thor going to a tattoo parlor to get that tattoo to commemorate loki he was supposed to get in ragnarök but when it’s done it says ‘loki is the best’ instead of ‘loki was the best’ (in like.. really shitty handwriting) and thor’s like “you’ve made a mistake my good sir” and the tattoo artist’s like “or did i?” and he transforms back into loki and thor’s just

[euphrates75]

No harm to any religion. It’s just a lamp ads by an Australian company. However, it’s funny!

[katiekomics-deactivated20240416]

I’m going to cry 😂😂

[tienriu]

Ahaha, the reason why Mohammad is specifically mentioned as not being able to be there is because in Islam, portrayals and portraits of Mohammad are forbidden.  But they didn’t want to be seen as either hand waving him as at the table but not shown or as explicitly omitted.

Very smart move there advertising script writers.

[thathighclassbitch]

This is so wholesome

[indigobluerose]

was that last dude a frikkin Jedi

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

In Australia more than 70,000 people (0.37%) declared themselves members of the Jedi order in the 2001 census.  Now granted, many of them were taking the piss but that is if nothing else a lot of piss-takers.  An even greater percentage of the New Zealand population self-identified as Jedi in the 2001 census - 1.5%, which to put it in perspective is 0.3% more than said they were Buddhists.  We’re due for another census this year (the normal five year pattern got thrown off by the Canterbury earthquake in 2011 so the most recent one was 2013) and due to popular demand it appears that on the new forms, there will actually be a box you can mark for Jedi, rather than it being a write-in option.  (They’re also going to include things like identifying more denominations of Christianity and Judaism and more recently formed systems like Falun Gong, but obviously it’s the Jedi who make for a fun headline.)

So including a Jedi at the table of religious figures reflects an actual cultural (if not sincerely religious) phenomenon in this part of the world.

[micaxiii]

OP’s typo mislead me so hard, I was wondering when LAMPS where gonna get into the picture

[awildpaige]

This was wonderful ❤❤❤

[pharos-ryoji]

“I am the inferno in which heroes are born” is such a wonderful quote and its from Ryan Haywood continually ruining his coworkers scores in a golf video game

[jrpg-deactivated20220320]

when i was 8 i drew this comic about two girls kissing and my mom was out raged and i thought it was because my art wasn’t good enough so i kept trying to draw girls kissing and she sent me to therapy and my therapist tried explaining homosexuality to me and i didn’t even know what that had to do with my art skills

[elonmuskisabitch]

[skrytch]

social cue misinterpretation level:

Artist

[officialunitedstates]

I want to be the first person on the moon to shoot a sniper rifle at earth and hit a wasp nest.  my whole life so far is leading up to that moment

[dat-soldier]

[cozza-frenzy]

I know everyone’s seen this a million times, but it’s still SICK.

[xxxtictacion]

The origins of the mission status: sick image

[squeakitties]

protip

if armor is too heavy for you, unequip some of your bones to lighten your equipment load

[squeakitties]

[rytfujgkuhhgmjgh]

this bitch empty

YEET

[titty-sona]

AKSKDHGHFJKKF SYMMETRAS NEW ULT

[xekstrin]

MY TIME TO SHINE

[probablydumbrpgideas]

Weapons that whisper to you

[probninja]

Knife that whispers when you should strike

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Knife that whispers where you should strike

[probablyoprpgideas]

A knife that whispers spells.

[brightb-vt]

A knife that whispers sweet nothings to you and compliments how you just killed that person

[necromancerwren]

a knife that whispers to your fallen enemies and persuades them to rise and fight for you

[probablytheworstrpgideas]

A knife that whispers facts about your enemy

[numeneragoth]

a knife that sings “mmm watcha say” every time you kill someone

[official-hoid]

a knife that tells you how excited it is to destroy evil

but has no concept of what evil is

[let-it-raine]

I’ll miss Helena’s old ice armor, but this is nice too.

(MC’s outfit looks so plain in comparison lol)

[paper-mario-wiki]

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just so you know, X Gon’ Give It To Ya’ and A Thousand Miles have the same BPM

they didnt match up perfectly but I did some editing.

[w4rgoddess-deactivated20200825]

THIS IS SO WRONG THAT I CAN’T STOP LISTENING TO IT

[bigmammallama5]

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

is this terry crews’s workout jam

[susiephone]

every oracle in greek tragedies like

[dont-taunt-the-octopus]

me: [at work, ringing up two parents and their toddler who’s sitting in the cart trying to get their attention]

toddler, quietly, waving hands around: [incomprehensible]

mom: what?

toddler, even quieter: [incomprehensible]

dad: you gotta speak up, bud

toddler, at full volume: FUCK.

[girl-esque]

this actually made me laugh out loud

[topoverwatch-blog]

[dwight-schrutes]