squirrely man likes robodudes (and gals, & pals)

THIS BLOG POSTS NSFW call me squirrel. I repost whatever my icon is. he/they, adult, I support human rights

[agentsquirrelsgotrobots]

Ground Rules and Boundaries, along with my Fandom list and permissions

THIS BLOG REBLOGS NSFW AND KINKY SHIT YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

I do a lot of toy photography, and sometimes post WIP cosplays, doll clothes, and craft projects.

My Ao3: AgentSquirrel. There are all kinds of stuff that I don't plan to cross post on there, and I love getting kudos and comments.

I do not consent to my work being fed to aid algorithms or my original characters being featured or cameoing in works that I have not been tagged in.

If I mess up something concerning the representation present in my fics, please feel free to point it out to me in my ask box or in the comment section. I will correct it as soon as possible, including taking down posts. I want this blog to be a safe and welcoming place.

I do not ship children and/or minors, but I won't judge or block unless it's nsfw, incest, or gives me bad vibes. Fictional characters are fictional, and as long as I feel that your taste in ships does not translate to real life, I don't care, and will likely thank you for a new set of tags that i can block.

I write a lot of dark fics, medical trauma, and nonromantic abduction. DUBCON CAN AND WILL BE PRESENT, and please, if I miss a tag variant or tw, reach out to me, I will fix it. Tiktok censorship made tagging a nightmare on here.

Onto the fun stuff!

I currently write for:

Transformers Rescue Bots, Transformers Prime, Transformers Earthspark, and the IDW comics

Danny Phantom

DC

LOL Arcane

I adore fanart! Please, this is blanket permission to draw my ocs and scenes from my fics, and add to my fics and tag me in it.

Flirting, even jokingly, is not tolerated from people I don't know IRL, and looking for my other accounts on any other social media site BY ANYONE, EVEN IF I KNOW YOU IRL, will not be tolerated. My private accounts are private, and if you reach out to them as a way to contact me about this blog, you will be found, blocked, and reported on all sites.

I value my privacy and anonymity and will take down this entire blog if I feel threatened in any way and feel that I can not use the site safely.

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[tivvzz]

Half the show in

Hey guys, just in case you want to post my art somewhere, pls, at least mention me as an author, thank you

[minart-was-taken]

These imposters need to commit more

Fun fact I didn't know group cannibalism was an actual mechanic when I sketched this comic

[hanielconh]

Maul and Devon but he is an overprotective dad

[orugadraws]

Nightlings

[bellowsmith]

If Hot Rod and Damus switched places-the DJD leader instead calls himself Nyon, and is known not for his voice but for the searing heat from the Pit that befalls any mech whose designation ends up on the list.

[grifalinas]

My favorite form of redemption arc is “I hate that I have morals now”

[grifalinas]

Like “I realized that I was in the wrong and now I will work hard to atone” is good and all, but “how dare you infect me with morals” will always be so much more entertaining

[gh0sthoodie]

That moment the former baddie starts to walk away from some bad situation, almost gets out, and then just stops, curses, and turns around to go help?

*chef’s kiss* delicious

[grifalinas]

This one gets it

[aesthetic-uni]

And like when they say “I’m only helping you because of [selfish reason that’s not truly the reason]”

[grifalinas]

“I assure you, my motives are completely selfish” they yell at the group as they fling themself between a giant fuck off monster and an unconscious guy they don’t even like

[harvestspriteirl]

“Only I get to kill you! That’s it! That’s the only reason! I’m healing you and tending to your wounds because I HATE YOU!” 

[bewaretheidesofmarchyall]

yessss

[tired-yeetling]

“…I AM NOT GOING SOFT-”

[crow-ig]

Has this been done before? idk lolll but it was stuck in my head so

throws it at yall

[eptck]

you have to be kinder to people with memory issues.

you have to be kinder to people who are slow processors.

you have to be kinder to people who don't understand your jokes.

you have to be kinder to people who forget important dates.

you have to be kinder to people with cognitive decline.

you have to be kinder to people who were always this way, too.

you have to be kind. you have to be kind.

[ladyshinga]

starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

[anarchistmemedistro]

[anarchistmemedistro]

[purple-qete]

Hello! Autistic accountant who didn’t realize the autism part until their mid-30s here. Very pleased to report that the profession with very clear black and white rules, an expectation of social awkwardness, and strong ethical standards that require both seeing through bullshit and brutal honesty is both VERY FUN and tends to attract plenty of people with autistic traits.

Auditor is basically the most hardcore, rule compliant, and honest form of accountant.

Everyone in the notes saying that this sounds so fun and you would do it for free… no really this is a legit profession that people will pay you very real actual money to do.

If you like putting things in neat organized categories and having columns of numbers that always add up correctly then accountant may be a good career for you.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, some of the best CPAs I know are people who joined the profession well into adulthood. A couple community college accounting classes will get you what you need to handle a small business bookkeeping gig, and if you enjoy that but wish it was more complex then going for an accounting degree and/or CPA license may be a surprisingly good time.

[sodiumvaporss]

i do have to say that no matter how shitty any sort of media is or how shitty your own creations are. always remember

[redstonedust]

happy pride month to everyone who cant pick a consistent label. we may not know what flags we're waving at the pride parade but we're at the party anyways babey.

[orugadraws]

More Dathomir younglings, I love love love drawing them! +I had a lucid memory of 11 year old me practising Aikido with my jedi braid and younger kids being annoying in class, I think I was as patient as Obi-Wan.

[luulapants]

Story time:

In middle school biology, we did an experiment. We were given yams, which we would sprout in cups of water. We then had to make hypotheses about how the yams would grow, based on descriptions of yam plants in our books, and make notes of our observations as they grew.

Here’s what was supposed to happen: we were supposed to see that the actual growth of the plant did not resemble our hypotheses. We were then supposed to figure out that these were, in fact, sweet potatoes.

What actually happened was that every single student in every single class lied in their notes so that their observations perfectly matched their hypotheses. See, everyone assumed the mismatch meant they had done something wrong in the process of growing the plant or that they had misunderstood the dichotomous key or the plant identification terminology. And, thanks to the wonders of a public school education, everyone assumed the wrong results would get us a failing grade. We were trying to pass. We didn’t want to get bitched out by the teacher. Curiosity, learning, science - that had nothing to do with why we were sitting in that classroom. So we all lied.

The teacher was furious. She tried to fail every student, but the administration stepped in and told her she wasn’t allowed to because a 100% fail rate is recognized as a failure of the teacher, not the class. It wasn’t even her fault, really, though her being a notorious hard-ass didn’t help. It was a failure of the entire educational system.

So whenever I see crap like Elizabeth Holmes’s blood test scam or pharmaceutical trials which are unable to be replicated or industry-funded research that reaches wildly unscientific conclusions, I just remember those fucking sweet potatoes. I remember that curiosity dies when people are just trying to give their superiors the “right” answers, so they can get the grade, get the job, get the paycheck. It’s not about truth when it’s about paying rent. There’s no scientific integrity if you can’t control for human desperation.

[carbon-corrie]

Ever wonder how the Corries ended up with Rat the Tooka? Wonder no more!

(Bonus doodle under the cut!!)

Fox was NOT happy, but clearly that changed as seen here!

[carbon-corrie]

give Rat scritches for me!

Rat wishes you all a mischievous and relaxed week!

@loth-cat-nation it's your boy!!!!