Never say goodbye

I will because I can, I can because I want to, and I want to because you said I couldn't. ~Megan N. Hi all! I am your average literature, music, Sherlock, Dr. Who, Star Trek, RVB church-going, fandom blogger. I will live my life and enjoy every part of...

[asociate]

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

[incorrectadventurezone]

Barry trying to get to know Taako: Do you have any hobbies?

Taako, guarded as hell: Sometimes.

[amygdalae]

Seeing moss in any context fills me with a deep, primal sense of love and contentment.

Love is stored in the moss…

[amygdalae]

Just try to look at these images and tell me everything isn’t gonna be okay

[normal-horoscopes]

IT CONTINUES TO BE TIME FOR MOSS

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

[1800snostalgia]

Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears

Follow for more 1800s nostalgia

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

#who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police officer was like YOU’RE COMING WITH ME SON #was it javert #i bet it was javert (x)

[luanna801]

So actually these photos were taken by the kid’s uncle, Alphonse Bertillon, who was a French police officer and inventor of the mug shot. These photos were just taken as a joke, probably when Bertillon was developing his mugshot technique and needed someone to practice on.

No actual two-year-olds were arrested in the creation of these photos!

[albaficalover]

“1880s nostalgia” with a pic from 1993 yes of course

[onion-souls]

There was also an 1893

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

From people thinking a toddler was actually arrested, to people somehow misreading “1800s nostalgia” as “1880s,” to this person thinking a fucking daguerreotype was taken in the 1990s… this whole thread was a ride I didn’t expect to take today. 

[love-god-herself-deactivated202]

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

This is worse than the math post

[my-ass-is-a-mythical-class]

can yall like,,,, read?????

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Nobody on this hellsite can read at this point it’s established fact.

[ogaycanyousee]

[rumwik]

A little commission for Dosmeow!

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Crevice cat strikes

[depp-could-get-it]

Tumblr deleted my long ass rant while I was in the middle of writing it so you're spared and will only get a summed up version

Long story short; your abs are supposed to be covered with a healthy, protective layer of fat. The shape Jason Momoa is in during his movies is achieved by a diet designed to lower his body fat to unhealthy numbers, dehydrating him and enhancing his abs with make up. This is what ripped, muscular, healthy person looks like on their off time. If you think this is a dad bod, for the love of everything that is holy, shut up and absolutely never comment on a man's body ever again. I mean hell, you can still see his damn v-line, what fucking dad bod has that?!

Don't believe me? Google some bodybuilders who are off their contest diet. The men who literally make a living for having defined muscles. For 360 days a year, they do not look like the way you think they do. During a bodybuilding contest, these men's body fat is under 7%, they're dehydeated and covered in fake tan that helps the muscles show up. And it's literally only for that day, because it's extremely unhealthy. Same goes for actors who are known for being ripped - they're at their worst when they're filming. This exact same shit happened with Vin Diesel few years ago with people getting a paparazzi shot of his "beer belly" and I'm genuinely worried of the young men who grow up in this society thinking being muscular means having defined abs 24/7.

Jason Momoa looks ripped and healthy, yall are just blind with unrealistic standards.

[augustdementhe]

UNREALISTIC. ASS. STANDARDS.

[taahko]

last night one of my campers was like “well i lost one of my shoes in the swamp today” and i said “oh no!” and she shrugged and said “its ok. shoes are just objects” and damn. they really are

[taahko]

today a completely different camper with scratches all over her legs was like “every step hurts me” and i was like “oh that sucks!” and she shrugged and said “well, you know, pain is a temporary emotion”

[daniel-oneiroi]

the next gen have achieved either peak buddhism or peak nihilism

[angelwarm]

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

[angelwarm]

today is the day

[joshpeck]

reblog the cherry pie to be ok

[peediequeenie]

Cherry pie of okayness for my troubled followers.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM MATH

Tonight’s game our DM said the skills carried 2 daggers each. Then says there are 40 daggers . When corrected he says “ Sometime I don’t do math well.” 

One player says “your dm you’re supposed to always be right.” 

DM replies “ Nope we just have to make it look good doing it.”

[nyctosaurid]

i don’t remember anything about warrior cats but do you know how fucked up it’d be if you were out hiking and you came across like 300 feral cats pulling some game of thrones shit. reenacting the cat civil war. there’s blood and dead cats everywhere. they see you and just all bolt in opposite directions because they’re cats

do you know how fucked up that would be

[nyctosaurid]

episode of the twilight zone where someone finds an organized cat society in the woods and is desperately trying to prove to everyone that there’s some breed of hyper intelligent cat-looking things out there but the twist is that’s just how cats are

[intriga-hounds]

can i interest u in a box of friend??

[panzerschwanzwagen]

a box of biohazard maybe

[intriga-hounds]

the only hazard here is ur attitude

[trans-mouse]

its him… its earl grey…

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

I’m on the fence if this is shitty or not. via Shitty_Car_Mods

[thyrell]

do you have any idea how good something has to be for the shitty car mods subreddit to be “on the fence” about it

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

im trying to clean out my school binders and i dont know why but every time i go to throw away schoolwork i always hesitate. ‘what if i want to use this for studying later’ says i, the dumbass, who has not studied, for a single thing, in my entire goddamn life

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[sufficientlylargen]

Every time I see a post about updog I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help the poster complete their joke.

[tommyeatseaton-blog]

okay but what’s updog ?

[jaiwithanadult]

Updog is a long sausage in a bun often served with ketchup, mustard, onion e, and/or relish.

[yumantimatter]

No, that’s a hotdog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released

[defectivealtruist]

You’re thinking of update. Updog is when you end a sentence with a rising intonation.

[ghostpalmtechnique]

No, that’s uptalk.  You’re thinking of the fourth-largest city in Sweden.

[argumate]

surely that’s Uppsala, whereas Updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.

[regexkind]

That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs

[another-normal-anomaly]

You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.

[yieldsfalsehoodwhenquined]

no that’s an updraft

updog isn’t a noun at all, it’s a verb; it basically means to chew someone out, or harshly lecture them

[identicaltomyself]

No, that’s upbraid. An updog is a small dog that likes cuddling on people’s laps.

[speakertoyesterday]

No that’s a puppydog. An updog is when the Mets win.

[mistbornthefinal]

No that’s an upset. An updog is the modern version of a henway.

[yumantimatter]

What’s a henway?

[eversolewd-deactivated20250517]

Oh, about 5 pounds.

[d1rtnbl00d]

GOTTEM

[asterythm]

this post pushed me down the stairs and stole my firstborn child