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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
if i look back, i am lost
Not today Justin
Three Goblin Art
Cosmic Funnies
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RMH
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Kiana Khansmith
oozey mess
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Jules of Nature
Janaina Medeiros
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@agirlnameddisaster
Cat, what do you suggest for someone who had a really bad day?
worry not for im know somebeody whom is expert in vanquishinge bad days
he is beinge summoned. remain calmb
cousin bartók is arrivinge imminently !
cousin bartók have arrived bearinge mighty furs & soothinge gift of moss. bad days are now vanquished permanentlé
Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?
Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?
Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.
seriously i keep forgetting to like. actually post. and clear out my likes and im p sure i have likes from like years ago still waiting, oops---
Not just characters who are dog-coded, but characters who are a specific type of dog-coded. Join me for a moment:
Working Dog-Coded: Give me a job and a purpose, then reward me with affection and I will follow you to the end of time, space and beyond.
Guardian Breed-Coded: I'm not a big fan of people and don't need many friends. I just need one person, or a small tight-knit group, to protect and that will fulfill me until the end of my days.
Terrier-Coded: I get us into a lot of problematic situations, talk a bunch of shit and often take on people who are a lot bigger than me. But, that's okay because I know you've always got my back.
Mutt-Coded: I'm not really sure who I am and don't have the greatest sense of self, but if you give me support and space to figure it out, I'll be loyal to you until my last breath.
Shelter-Dog Coded: This isn't where I thought I'd end up. I've been through it. My past might be complicated, but I'm trying, and you're giving me the chance I so desperately need to go at life one more time.
These are just the first ones that came to mind, and characteristics overlap here and there. Feel free to add your own!
Couch Potato-Coded: In your presence I find complete comfort and because of you, I will always be safe. Maybe I could have been something different, something greater, but your protection has allowed me a life of comfort.
Service Dog-Coded: I will be with you every step of the way and help you out when needed. Our bond goes beyond one of comfort, because you need me as I need you and I love you.
Stray-Coded: Even surrounded by people, I am alone and scared. So many times have I been hurt and I do not know if you will be kind or cruel, but I want it to be kindness so badly. Please do not punish my hope.
Toy Breed-Coded: My boundaries are not taken seriously and I learned that only being aggressive gets me my way. I cannot advocate for myself gently, but if you listen anyway, I will follow you everywhere.
Herding Dog-Coded: Not being on the move makes me uneasy, and I do not like splitting up. If you try to leave, I will make you stay, even if I have to scare and hurt you in the process. I’m sorry, but it is the only way I know.
Rescue Dog-Coded: They think I am difficult because sometimes I am scared or get angry, but I know you are safe. I just need some time, and maybe I will always need some time. But I have not doubted you, and I pray you never give me a reason to.
A small addition,
Show Dog: I have been born and raised with expectations, taught to behave and look a certain way, and I am at my best under the spotlight when I show off where my talents lie. I can be super confident and friendly, but if things go off the rails or off-script, I can be lost and uncertain, even anxious. Tell me clearly what you want from me and I will work as hard as I can to give it to you, because I love you, and want you to love me too.
spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle
do you win
easily
it's hard, but i do it
could go either way
i might make it, but probably not
fuck no
Tumblr mobile refuses to let me post pictures of my puppy >:c why this.
Its been an entire day why won't it let me post puppy pics!!!
Tumblr mobile refuses to let me post pictures of my puppy >:c why this.
@two-baes HI MELMEL I hope your health is good!!!! Its good to hear u again!!
Anyways I got a puppy and I will attempt to post about him later bc he is precious and pure
My cats are displeased but the house has basically been divided into 3 territories:
Upper floor: Sol (grumpy baby old man cat)
Ground floor: Rue (puppy)
Basement: Marina (trouble floofin cat)
And peace is preserved!!
@adhdemizel HI FRIENDO HOPE UR DOING WELL
Oh my gods fhe phone app is like unrecognizable how to I reply to people anymore
Anyways I'm on week 3 of pneumonia and I've been bedridden the whole time and I'm so stir crazy yall
I've been so absent that half the people I follow have changed their URLs and I have no idea who half of yall are now 😭 if u see this pls remind my brain damaged ass who u are...
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
idk if people on tumblr know about this but a cybersecurity software called crowdstrike just did what is probably the single biggest fuck up in any sector in the past 10 years. it's monumentally bad. literally the most horror-inducing nightmare scenario for a tech company.
some info, crowdstrike is essentially an antivirus software for enterprises. which means normal laypeople cant really get it, they're for businesses and organisations and important stuff.
so, on a friday evening (it of course wasnt friday everywhere but it was friday evening in oceania which is where it first started causing damage due to europe and na being asleep), crowdstrike pushed out an update to their windows users that caused a bug.
before i get into what the bug is, know that friday evening is the worst possible time to do this because people are going home. the weekend is starting. offices dont have people in them. this is just one of many perfectly placed failures in the rube goldburg machine of crowdstrike. there's a reason friday is called 'dont push to live friday' or more to the point 'dont fuck it up friday'
so, at 3pm at friday, an update comes rolling into crowdstrike users which is automatically implemented. this update immediately causes the computer to blue screen of death. very very bad. but it's not simply a 'you need to restart' crash, because the computer then gets stuck into a boot loop.
this is the worst possible thing because, in a boot loop state, a computer is never really able to get to a point where it can do anything. like download a fix. so there is nothing crowdstrike can do to remedy this death update anymore. it is now left to the end users.
it was pretty quickly identified what the problem was. you had to boot it in safe mode, and a very small file needed to be deleted. or you could just rename crowdstrike to something else so windows never attempts to use it.
it's a fairly easy fix in the grand scheme of things, but the issue is that it is effecting enterprises. which can have a looooot of computers. in many different locations. so an IT person would need to manually fix hundreds of computers, sometimes in whole other cities and perhaps even other countries if theyre big enough.
another fuck up crowdstrike did was they did not stagger the update, so they could catch any mistakes before they wrecked havoc. (and also how how HOW do you not catch this before deploying it. this isn't a code oopsie this is a complete failure of quality ensurance that probably permeates the whole company to not realise their update was an instant kill). they rolled it out to everyone of their clients in the world at the same time.
and this seems pretty hilarious on the surface. i was havin a good chuckle as eftpos went down in the store i was working at, chaos was definitely ensuring lmao. im in aus, and banking was literally down nationwide.
but then you start hearing about the entire country's planes being grounded because the airport's computers are bricked. and hospitals having no computers anymore. emergency call centres crashing. and you realised that, wow. crowdstrike just killed people probably. this is literally the worst thing possible for a company like this to do.
crowdstrike was kinda on the come up too, they were starting to become a big name in the tech world as a new face. but that has definitely vanished now. to fuck up at this many places, is almost extremely impressive. its hard to even think of a comparable fuckup.
a friday evening simultaneous rollout boot loop is a phrase that haunts IT people in their darkest hours. it's the monster that drags people down into the swamp. it's the big bag in the horror movie. it's the end of the road. and for crowdstrike, that reaper of souls just knocked on their doorstep.
@ms-demeanor I assume this has been your Friday?
yep :) :) :) :)
here's what one of our ops guys posted in the meeting:
@ms-demeanor - said on our bridge call, and echoed repeatedly around the internet
"Happy belated Y2K everyone"
cat owners of Tumblr, what does your beast have instead of brains
some very small rocks just rattling around in there
hamster running on a lil spinny wheel
a singular brain cell bouncing around like a screen saver
1 scrampled egg
a small glass of water
a hole entire brain, unlike you losers, MY cat is actually smart
other/don't own a cat/what the f are you talking about
IM NOT DEAD i just keep forgetting to clear out my likes so now ive got like 1000 of them and its been over a year, rifp me
readers: if you want an author to update and it’s been a while, talk to them about their headcanons and characterizations for that fic. ask them why they made the choices they did.
9 times out of 10, you might spark something :)
basically this, yes (via @morethanthedark)
