A Guy Named Jamie

A gay af piece of shit who spends 90% of his time online, 20% sleeping and is good at math... Twitter: @AGuyNamedJamie Instagram: @AGuyNamedJamie

[silkirose]

Science side of tumblr please tell me why

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•.h e a r t a c h e.•°*.

[bella-bella-strange]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

ain’t

nothing

but a

.*°•. m i s t a k e .•°*.

[harringtonisadingus]

TELL ME WHY

[silkirose]

I never

wanna hear

you say

“I WANT IT THAT WAY”

[kennitto]

[bojacks-deactivated20201214]

[thetenderpassion]

[carnival-phantasm]

[imoverallofit]

*Concern*

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“WHY

WHY U DO DIS TO URSELF”

[cheese24k]

[cuddleing-deactivated20121203]

i lost it with the salad

[ohai-mg]

completely lost it at the gravy

[novakian]

are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts

[bismuth-relatable-deactivated20]

billy i thought we all agreed to never be creative again

[cassi0peiia]

islefroot

[smindersonfan]

The FUCK?!

[tronnorsjoseph]

The fact that buzfeed made it makes it 10 times better

[nuka-rockit]

remember kids: rats are the capri sun of the vampire world

[dontbeanassbutt]

hi what the FUCK does this mean

[bloodphoenix]

I hate that I know exactly what that means

[tinderventure]

Met a girl on tinder a week ago, started texting, I think it’s going well.

[huffylemon]

“Oh I absolutely want that for myself”

[gaypeopletwitter]

[yungterra-blog]

tutorial

question: how do i make my photograph more tumblr relatable?

Simple:

filter

lowercase helvetica

for extra points: add japanese text

[atbuttches-deactivated20170204]

I’m taking notes 

[transhumanisticpanspermia]

wrong you do this

[animentality]

this site drifts further and further away from comprehensible humor every day

[postmodernmulticoloredcloak]

[cartoon-dog-deactivated20240105]

[crystaldraco]

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[yournewapartment]

!!

[nihilistwife]

One time I worked as a personal assistant for this rich dude. He was pretty ok for like. A dude w more money than I can rlly comprehend? Anyways a part of his assets was this grain processing plant; idk what they actually did I just ran errands for the dude n made sure he wasn’t bothered from big money decisions basically. Glorified coffee bitch? Anyways we’re working one day and the workers catch this random lady like??? Taking bags of whatever the hell they kept in the plant. We’re getting ready to call the cops, I’m getting anxious, and the boss…….. tells them to let her go. He tells her she’s allowed to take only what she can carry in her own arms. So she scrambled off with the bag of wheat or corn or whatever ???? And the crews super confused and the boss goes “do not stop her from getting what she can carry” & so that happens again like once a week for the next few months. I find out she’s actually an immigrant and a widow? Living with her dead husbands mom. She’s been stealing to feed her mom in law. Anyways eventually one day she like. Approached my boss. In his office.

And like a month later I was given an invitation to their wedding it was extremely fucked up my boss married a lady who was a wheat thief

[nihilistwife]

Classic bible story

[kalifornia-prince]

How to survive college

1) GET FUCKING NETFLIX 2) Jack off everyday 3) Cry occasionally to let out the pain 4) ALWAYS keep ice cream on hand

[willinq]

lmao i thot this was a joke but where is the lie

[starsberrisnunicorns]

“A Thread of Tips” by Shelby

• #16 is missing but to find out more tips, follow her on twitter; be sure to thank her! 😁

[lophiusdragon]

also for the exe thing

if ur a computer science major u may find urself having to handle/make .exe files

dont attach these or ur message will get deleted and never get sent

[haiku-robot]

dont attach these or ur message will get deleted and never get sent

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[kazherself]

Reblog to save a life

[mishasminions]

SAME TBH

[laaylic]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and that’s how you start a collection!

[fartedandcantgetup]

If someone stabs you and you don’t bleed out in 15 minutes you are legally allowed to leave

[gaypeopletwitter]

[lauralot89]

Because I remember disinformation being spread around the last election and I’m sure Russia will bring it back:

YOU CAN’T VOTE ONLINE.

YOU CAN’T VOTE FROM YOUR PHONE.

IN MANY STATES THERE ARE LEGAL CONSEQUENCES FOR PHOTOGRAPHING YOUR BALLOT.

DO NOT WEAR CAMPAIGN GEAR TO THE POLLS.

DO NOT TRY TO PERSUADE PEOPLE TO VOTE FOR A CANDIDATE AT THE POLLS.

DO NOT ENGAGE IN ANY KIND OF POLITICAL DISCOURSE AT THE POLLS.

NO ELECTION IS EVER A SURE THING, EVEN IF YOU’RE IN THE BLUEST OR REDDEST OF STATES.  IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN SIT THIS ONE OUT, THEY ARE EITHER IGNORANT OR MALICIOUS.

VOTE.