a homemade train wreck

Meg. 25. NY/LI. Too gay to function.

[belladonianoir]

[playbill]

Watch Lin-Manuel Miranda Read From His New Book

[yearofthesnitch]

concept: the year is 2034. i walk into work with coffee in hand. coworker is wearing cool shoelaces and i compliment them absentmindedly. they look me dead in the eye and say, “thanks, i stole them from the president.” scalding coffee leaks out of every one of my orifices and i hide in the bathroom convulsing for the rest of the day

[ree-duh]

@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey can you explain this i don’t understand

[hashtagloveloses]

it’s this legendary horror post

[comesitbymyfire]

it is physically painful to remember that people have continued to join tumblr since 2012 and that there are people–perhaps people reading this! right now!!!–who don’t have the foggiest memory of this fucking post.  this post haunted me, do you understand, i saw and heard this code used in REAL FUCKING LIFE, I CANT FKJCLNG HANDLE THIS

[love-lettersanonymous]

This note was found in New Orleans.

Kiss you all over and over again Til the nite closes in

[scorpiogothgf-deactivated202103]

i think we as a people just need to have a glass of water 

[spidahmahn-0-blog]

Everybody else: it’s pride month

Thor:

[tylxo]

Once I’m feeling you, it’s only you.

[sumetal]

[maydei]

[gerogeweasley]

i can’t believe cedric diggory asked voldemort ‘who are you’ lmao. like i know he got killed straight after but still. iconic

[infomics]

[floorwildcat]

Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!

[anomalousdata]

“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”

[pizzaotter]

JESUS FUCK

[deliciousdimension]

yayoi kusama

infinity mirrored room – the souls of millions of light years away, 2013

[mxnrique]

i don’t want a charlie’s angels reboot movie. i want a 3rd movie to end the trilogy starring lucy liu, with my girl drew, cameron d and destiny… charlie’s angels!! come on!!

[kseniablog]

[aimlessly-surfing]

[help-mywife]

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

[futchrightsactivist]

I want a girl to softly kiss my gay lips and hold my gay hands

[halalcocaine]

the older you get the more you appreciate just chilling at home doing nothing

[helila]

its called being exhausted