Oi

i watch way too many shows and gets overly attached

[twitblr]

Gotta watch Netflix while folding laundry

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Andrea & Leo evening collection

[suzie-costello]

[bob-belcher]

[rosecrystal]

unfortunately for everybody i will keep doing whatever i want

[formlessnow-deactivated20200403]

be so completely yourself that everyone else feels safe to be themselves too

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generation-snooze]

[chris-hargreeves]

Anyone who cheats on their partner has tiny dick energy

[buffyblue]

[best-of-memes]

What they don’t show you in ‘The Incredibles’

[but-deans-back-tho]

It’s slightly less horrifying when you remember that she’s Elastigirl so her body is allowed to stretch like that. 

[delusion-of-negation]

The comment that saved the comic

[astronomyparkers]

y’all know that this is like. social media right????? like if you wanna unfollow someone you can?????? and you don’t need to send in a resignation letter with your reasons and explanations or send anon hate to try to justify yourself????? like it’s okay. you can just. click the button. there’s a button. it’s right there. just click it. that’s all you gotta do.

[amy-softiago]

someone: cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool

me: *sprinting into the room* hey, do you watch brooklyn nine nine?

[deactivated-drawing]

[novemberocean]

[blackness-by-your-side]

this 👆🏾

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Do these straight people just like

Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them

[the-sunshine-cult-deactivated20]

heteronormativity is a hell of a drug

[bimbinis]

May I add:

[reverend-spines]

Once on Facebook I mentioned getting married at a big mad max themed campout. One of the guys that regularly attends told me to take my wife to visit his camp for a drink. I told him my husband, actually.

And he then said “wow, I’m sorry, I’ve never met a girl named dave before! Now I’ve seen everything.”

This dude thought I was a girl name David before he thought I was a gay man. Straight people are wild.

[dadstielkline]

Now the straight people are wild tag should make sense to @scottish-egalitarian

[panerasexual-deactivated2017100]

what she says: no

what she really means: no

[janetmillslove]

[leupagus]

I like this picture because at first as you’re scrolling you see DOG NOSE and it’s very cute, and then all of a sudden there are MANY NOSES and it is the cutest thing in the universe

[druidviolence2]

mostquito on my monitor bastard im typing at you

[druidviolence2]