Oh ! de quoi souffres-tu malheureux, errant solitaire et pâle ?

Les joncs de l'étang sont flétris, et aucun oiseau ne chante... • 23 • they/it/iel • This is pretty much a reblog dump. But hey ! That's a good dump ! ...I think.

[redstonedust]

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

[errorschacha]

The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.

[gem-st4r]

so anyway yeah iron lung and project hail mary both very good

[macabrevampire]

i have to feel weird and unsure of everything forever #thecurse

[prince4knights]

two meads in and i'm asking my knight if i can feel how sharp his blade is 🤦‍♂️ i'm giggling and kicking my feet too. should i ask him to press it against my neck or is that too forward

[sacred-portal]

[questionableadvice]

~ A Manual of Etiquette with Hints on Politeness and Good Breeding, by Daisy Eyebright, 1852

I say, what peculiar phraseology you have

[scooplery]

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

[yeehawpim]

I've been seeing that quote go around and while making this I think I managed to track it back to "An Oresteia" by Anne Carson

[domini-porter]

she’s back SHE’S BACK

[domini-porter]

what did they do WHAT THEY DO

[domini-porter]

oh godDAMMIT

[frogmood]

500 years from now there’s gonna be some film historian who’s entire career is built off of searching for a copy of goncharov

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: are you in the right headspace to play a game that could possibly hurt you?

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: i’m not your therapist, it’s not my job to explain to you why you’re being lowered into the acid vat

[shittysawtraps]

therapyspeak jigsaw: well now you’re guilt tripping me by screaming for help

[greelin]

“an escape room as a teammate/coworker bonding experience” that sounds like saw. You are describing saw to me.

[littleguysdaily]

[littleguysdaily]

Please note the 0 Media Literacy

[littleguysdaily]

[tragicburnout]

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[midnightssea]

[midnightssea]

btw “actual feminism” is trans inclusive and op of this tweet agrees :)

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

becoming the oppressor is not liberation!!!!!