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Kandy G. Lopez R ² - Roscoe and Reggie 2024 Yarn and acrylic paint on hook mesh

Orlando Museum of Art’s 2025 Florida Prize in Contemporary Art

My asshole son (Muffin the cat) has been on a diet, on account of him being overweight. I've been losing my fuck damned mind because he is not losing weight, even when sticking to the vet reccomended diet.

Found out that the dickhead (affectionate) has figured out that the food is in the utility room cupboard. He has figured out how to hook his claws into the door, pry it open, and get into the fucking cupboard at night, where he then shoves his head in the bag and eats as much as he wants.

He then exits and closes the fucking cupboard like the genius little goddamn prick he is.

systlin

Update; my fluffy 25 pound dickhead of a Maine coon mix Disapproves Strongly of the child locks on the food door. Loudly. Is now attempting to figure out how to work a child lock with his enormous crime paws.

markovchaingang

RULES FOR DATING MY DAUGHTER:

my daughter cannot, through action or inaction, harm a human or allow a human to come to harm

a daughter at rest or in constant motion remains at rest or in constant motion unless acted upon by another force

daughters are never created or destroyed, only transformed

always treat every daughter as loaded, even if you know she isn't

you do not talk about my daughter

dogpuppy

teaboot

My faceblindness is JUST enough that I'm not certain if this is Hugh Laurie or just a scruffy white guy with blue eyes but he's DEFINITELY doing the Hugh Laurie mouth thing so I'm about 70% certain it is

rclipseatron

No that's definitely Hugh Laurie.

teaboot

Oh thank god.

In that case, "You have to pay for liquor, but water's on the House"

pineappical

i think grace being the first and final tester for the biodome because he's the only human they have is a little funny. he mentions to rocky one time that the sea carries the wind and rocky's like hm. okay. will fix for grace :) and then the next morning he wakes up and steps outside and immediately gets blown away like a piece of napkin on a moving car with the windows rolled down because he forgot to mention how strong the wind should've been

pineappical

HJFKWGHJGHJWFGW

nebulations

[ID: Tags that say, "sometimes when I’m bored I turn up the wind dial in the biodome and make grace scream loud as fuckkk. <- Rocky prob.ryland grace. rocky. phm". End ID]

i-enact-postvore

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

loveshoplifter

same but it's black people

i-enact-postvore

That's right

vampire-loving-vampire

u people have got to get more normal ab people who don't make sense to u . I mean like people who ramble on and don't know how to have proper conversation . people who are completely incomprehensible . people who talk about delusions and hallucinations . people who can't understand social cues . people with speech impediments or no speech at all . people with vocal tics . not just because it's the decent thing to do but also bc this is most common in the most vulnerable marginalized people . youth , elders , mentally ill , disabled , addicts as well as more generally people with accents & non English speakers .

dovvvvv

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

madeofklay

What I learned not to do in art school

prunsel

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

computationalcalculator

ymutate

Ivan Pokidyshev, Born in 1993 in Saint Petersburg, Russia

A receding sea (Fragment) 2026

Oil on canvas

pokidyshev_art

schmoyoho

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx

calysto1395

i need a full version of this pls

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou

Sis voice tho!

hollowedskin

i was NOT expecting to love this as much as i do

lullychi

THIS GAVE ME SO MANY CHILLS OMFG

teaboot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

teaboot

it was a difficult morning for everybody

what-even-is-thiss

We stopped trying to buy cat beds because the cats just pull drying kitchen towels down and sit on those

what-even-is-thiss

Kneading mat made for kitty comfort? No. Stolen kitchen towel from the stove handle? Yes.

what-even-is-thiss

We just let them do it at this point. Stealing the towels must be a form of enrichment for them or something and it reminds us to wash our towels more frequently.

teaboot

I bought Ollie a bed and he refused to use it so I commandeered it for a chair cushion. Only when it was throughly broken in did he deign to nap upon it. I think its a combo of "smells like home" and "good location"

official-german-gaming

Nintendo Directs are honestly amazing, cause you'll watch them, see an announcement that's like "For the first time in 20 years, this beloved series makes its return! Schranpfenbörg Adventures 2: A New Schranpf Börgs HD Remake launches this fall, for the Nintendo Switch family of systems!", and it's a game that you've never seen before, never heard of before. But without fail, if you look up reactions to the Direct afterwards, you'll see plenty of people going "OMG IT'S FINALLY BACK 😭😭😭 SCHRANPFENBÖRG FANS EATING GOOD TONIGHT", and be all to eager to explain why the game/series is great and how to get started to anyone who thought the game seemed interesting.