Just A Dork

Aromantic, Asexual, and Agender baby😎 They/them pfp by @lclittlecupcake OC sideblog @birdy-brainrot

[fkndokt]

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[flyfella]

Fighting for my life in margaritaville

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

“uwu... BEAN”

[ymutate]

Zhiyong Jing, China

[jvhdb]

had a dream that za/um started selling character body pillows and my sister got me the jeanvic one and i took it out of he packaging and it smelled and felt weird and i was like “what the hell is this made of” and she was like “dog skin. i think it says on the website that it’s 100% recycled dog skin.” and i went to the website and sure enough the jean vicquemare body pillow was made of 100% recycled dog skin. then i clicked the kim and harry ones and those were made of 100% cotton.

[drops-of-universe]

as a woman you're always too young or too old for things because the perfect age is when you're a man

[preachersunn]

Dziga Vertov, Enthusiasm (1931)

[plasticluvdelux]

it’s almost midnight!!! who’s that cutie pie all alone underneath the mistletoe…..? waiting for a new year’s kiss……? if only there was someone who would kiss him…..

[anglaised]

black ppl make aave or aave related joke > use aave with the community > we r all having fun > white and nonblack ppl find it > they start using it wrong and throwing it into random sentences > it gets bastardized and used as if it’s just a random Funnysound in a sentence > within a month people are mocking and attacking black people for “still” using aave that is now deemed corny meme speech > the cycle repeats

[mrkanman]

painted a tree i saw once

[writingdose]

I am once again begging people to realize that AI checker doesn’t work. it’s never worked. it’s notoriously known to have flagged human-made works as AI and AI-generated works as human-made. and by feeding it people’s works, you are feeding more works to AI, because apparently the machine itself is AI.

the only thing AI checker does is harm genuine artists and people in general too.

[aiviloeel]

Finally used my sewing machine and turned my daughters artwork into reality - Imgur

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

Any number can be an arbitrary number if you don't care enough

[beatrice-of-the-stars]

1

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Nothing wrong with me

[minihood31770]

2

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Nothing wrong with me

[default-cube]

3

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Nothing wrong with me

[mystic-delphi]

4

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Nothing wrong with me

[noblish]

5

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Noblish sweetie, my beloved mutual, my wife's wife, that is uhh not how the song goes :P

[virtualgirladvance]

6

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

I, um, feel like we're getting a little lost here

[noblish]

7

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

Guys you do, like, know how the song goes right?

[info-player-end]

8

[petzah394-deactivated20250503]

W- wait a second *checks room number* oh shit this is the room teaching preschool level maths, sorry everyone my bad I'm supposed to be across the hall

[noblish]

9

[thanook]

10

[the-starlit-sailor]

9

[my-life-is-a-sidequest]

What is going on here?

[snail163]

8

[mynaemsophie-deactivated2026031]

7

[rockergiirl]

6

[disbelive]

5

[rockergiirl]

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

[stampsthecat]

4

[rockergiirl]

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

[screamingmoss]

3

[rockergiirl]

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

[screamingmoss]

2

[rockergiirl]

em htiw gnorw gnihtoN

[greatlordfluffernutter]

1

[rockergiirl]

hguone erac t'nod uoy fi rebmun yrartibra na eb nac rebmun ynA

[meburgers]

making sonas

[tanadrin]

So one of the things that can apparently contribute to kidney issues in cats is if they eat too much dry food and don't drink enough water; cats are adapted to get a lot of their water from their food since they're originally desert animals, and might not get enough water if they don't eat wet food. Unfortunately, Dozy won't eat wet food no matter what; she categorically refuses to touch the stuff. So a few months ago, we were looking for ways to get Dozy more fluids, and my wife noticed at the pet store a cat drink--basically meat broth with some floaty bits in--that was low-protein and meant for cats with kidney issues. So we figured, worth a try, right?

Great news: she loved it. Super tasty apparently. Great success. Along with the kidney-sensitive treats we found, it was a nice way to supplement her diet. Unforseen long-term consequence though: she loved it so much she began demanding it throughout the day. Like, would come up to us and meow, and meow, and meow, and not stop, until we got up, went to the kitchen, and got her some cat drink.

And by doing so on demand, we have unfortunately created a monster: no matter what we are doing at home, Dozy knows that if she sits next to you and meows, 1) you know what she wants, and 2) you know that she will not stop until you get it for her now. And when you do get it, she gets extremely excited. She will bum rush the kitchen door as you enter. She will run around your feet as you open the can. She will let out the creakiest, crunchiest, most nails-on-the-chalkboard meow you've ever heard if she thinks you're not going fast enough.

I do not begrudge her this. It is gratifying to care for a creature whose most ardent desires are so simple that it is this easy to fulfill them. But I am a little sad, because I know in my heart that I have never loved any comestible as much as she loves this cat drink. She has a pleasure of a purity and intensity that I will never know.

[the creacher in question]

[teaboot]

Nothing on earth could have prepared me for the fucking face of Dozy

[excerpto]

Me: i support the fetishistic nature of this content but NOT the mischaracterization