YouTube Ruined My Life.

YouTube is love. YouTube is life. Gamer. Goofball. Sweetheart. I reblog stupid shit that makes me giggle.

[youlovetoseeit]

These are just too good

[bellsprout]

[astro-butts-deactivated20130111]

hey you kids wanna buy some drugs

[vantasticmess]

basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever

[somaperies]

#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)

[knightarcana]

*SNORTS*

[landofphan]

So, I got on my Sims FreePlay app and my sim was just chilling in the oven? I too enjoy warming my soul case in Satan’s asshole, that’s casual. On Wednesdays we wear the FUCKING OVEN.

[sataniswaitinxo]

That gasp she does when he first slides in

(via sataniswaitinxo)

[lightheartedsuggestion]

Someday you will look back at all the progress you’ve made and be so glad you didn’t give up when you felt like that was your only option.

[ronjaidaweia-deactivated2017081]

cuddles that get sexual then get sweet again

[youngcarter-blog1]

I can’t keep pretending that’s there’s something real between us. It’s destroying me from inside out, I can’t keep lying to myself that there’s a chance. When it comes down to it, you’ll only be a memory that slowly fades away. But I will hold on to you as long as I can, even if it means I lose in the end.

Forbidden thoughts (youngcarter)

[over-thinking-shit-blog]

[teenagecrush]

[cruz7575]

[teenagecrush]

[cuteromanticcouples]

young couple.See more pics and videos here

[imsad-letsfuck]

i’ve never written about your body pressed against mine from behind as you kiss my neck and shoulder making my common body parts feel extraordinary and making me gasp for breath. i’ve never written about the weight of your body as it moves on top of mine facing each other bare skin against bare skin. i’ve never written about the smell of the room as you make my back arch and my fingernails dig into you trying to pull you closer as the moans escape my mouth. i’ve never written about our personal little power play throughout or the laughs we share as we lay entangled once it’s all over. i’ve never written about you because you are so much more than words

I can’t find the right words but I came home smelling like you and poetry (via imsad-letsfuck)

[cuteromanticcouples]

hug.See more pics and videos here

[snorlaxatives]

do you ever just get like a super intense craving for chinese food i feel like i could kill a man for some chinese food right now

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[aquarius--hoe]

Wtf all this energy is bound to make something good happen -_-

[kieramaddox]

Please, make stydia canon roger ! (Yeah, i’m desperate…)

[hestilllikesher11-blog]

Please let stiles and lydia be together :D

[disgustinganimals]

The miracle would be if it works at all which kinda means if I believe it works then the miracle actually happened but if I don’t believe it occurred then there was no miracle at all… unless of course something really miraculous happens like I get some returns on those goddamn money cats COME ON ROGER DON’T LET US HUMANS DOWN.

[sufjansontag]

thank you roger the magical fish of good luck i’m chalking this one up to you

[mushiest]

[beardsbluntsbroncos]

[sharkchunks]

And the award for best use of that deer GIF ever goes to…